AHHHH BLOOOD BLOOOOOOD

There is a study just waiting to be done about whether players commit more personal fouls on red turf. It may also be justification in court for violent acts. "Your honor, I didn't mean to punch the man, but THE RED TURF WAS JUST SO METAL!" Judge: "I know! WHITE! WHALE! HOLY! GRAIL!" And then they jump on the bench and make air guitars and wailing noises, because red turf has that effect on people even in abstract discussion.

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POWER CHORD

by Gaknar on Aug 30, 2010 11:12 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs

bloodrocution

per urban dictionary: Electrocution via blood as the conductor, resulting in death. First coined in episode 6 of Metalocalypse.

by The King has Returned on Aug 30, 2010 11:15 AM EDT reply actions

the field does bear a strong resemblance to a...

BLOOD OCEAN

by gosouthgohard on Aug 30, 2010 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions

Bo Levi Mitchell

Quite the name.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 30, 2010 11:24 AM EDT reply actions

You Know What's Worse Than the Name...

When the amateurish marketing department decides to do a video set to a Journey classic but with a play on the name: “Don’t Stop Bo-Levi ing.” Brutally, brutally embarrassing. Thankfully, we did stop Bo Levi – ing.

I’m just wondering if it is possible for the red turf to cause more interceptions to be thrown.

by DiamondM on Aug 30, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

Rec'ing "Don't Stop Bo Levi ing"

That is awesome, and shame on y’all for not embracing its radness.

The new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar! Open the wardrobe is not yet found love after another the right clothes? So, also waiting for? Immediate action bar!

by Old South on Aug 31, 2010 8:24 AM EDT up reply actions

only Mastodon knew

how fucking metal Herman Melville was

In fact, most SEC players don't consider their careers complete unless their bus nearly gets overturned in Baton Rouge or someone flings bodily fluid at their coach's wife in Gainesville. - Andy Staples

by Wallacewade04 on Aug 30, 2010 11:34 AM EDT reply actions

Their best album, IMO.

by Minnesota Fats on Aug 30, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions

Agreed. HAIL PEOPLE OF ICELAND

And Hearts Alive is probably their best song. I liked all the ringing open strings a la Ved Buens Ende.

But have you tried to read Moby Dick? I’m pretty patient, but Hayzoos. Zzzzzzzzzzz

by beermotor on Aug 30, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions

The talk of red uniforms will eventually lead to a rule change

I once read of an option team in the 40’s that came out for a big game with new uniforms featuring a football skin stitched right about where a player would carry the ball. They pulled off the upset, but their uniforms were outlawed before the season was over.

by GwinnettGamecock on Aug 30, 2010 11:52 AM EDT reply actions