Aaaaaaand. . . there's your tiebreaker.

by Silver Britches on Aug 27, 2010 9:19 AM EDT

Waiting for Commandant Swindle to comment, but during the Fulmer Cup tiebreaker squabble, Washaun Ealey decided to just take that fucker. He then threw it in a teammate's car and thought he was making a clean getaway. Fucking parked trucks. Of course, any alum of UGA would be shocked, SHOCKED to know that he was foiled by a Parking Services employee.

Richt's history with this sort of thing dictates a 2-gamer. Caleb King, keep it between the ditches son.

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And I bought a bottle of gin last night.

It’s like the universe was getting me ready.

by JoeDawg15 on Aug 27, 2010 9:27 AM EDT reply actions

I’ve spent the morning giddily (of course) refreshing EDSBS waiting for something about this to pop up. Fortunately, after a while I was distracted by the scotch thread.

It’s nice to see uga sticking to their gameplan (creating the most uselessly minor infractions imaginable) and it working out for them.

by ToStirItRound on Aug 27, 2010 9:38 AM EDT reply actions

Hey

quantity over quality.

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Aug 27, 2010 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions

I wouldn't call a hit and run

the most uselessly minor infractino imaginable.

It’s no passing in right lane with scooter for example.

by CincyJacket on Aug 27, 2010 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions

They didn't charge him with hit and run.

It was “failure to obey duty upon strike”, a lesser charge, as far as I understand it.

by hailtogeorgia on Aug 27, 2010 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions

Exactly

There have been a number of standout individual performances this offseason, but it’s uga’s team effort that’s gotten them to first place. Ealey backing his Impala into another car in the parking garage, then telling the Parking guy he was too busy to wait for the cops gave his team just the push they needed at the end of the day. Bravo, y’all.

Incidentally, would he have avoided the suspended license charge too if he had waited around? Driver’s license status doesn’t matter in parking garages, right?

by ToStirItRound on Aug 27, 2010 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions

I doubt he would have avoided it.

It was his obligation to report it, and since parking services was there (what kind of bad luck is that?), they would’ve surely run a license check…at which point, he’s got a suspended license. Shouldn’t have been behind the wheel in the first place.

by hailtogeorgia on Aug 27, 2010 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions

No passing in the right lane with cooter?

Does Damon Evans know about this?

by renegator on Aug 27, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions

There's no way this will be a two-gamer.

It’s two misdemeanors, it’ll be one game.

by hailtogeorgia on Aug 27, 2010 9:45 AM EDT reply actions

That's what I call finishing the drill.

by gloryglory on Aug 27, 2010 9:48 AM EDT reply actions

I stand by my comment over at DawgSports

I think this one is relatively minor as it doesn’t involve alcohol (or red panties). I feel this one deserves the Urban Meyer treatment. Suspended for the second half of the game against ULA-LA (since he wouldn’t play that half anyways).

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by AuditDawg on Aug 27, 2010 10:22 AM EDT reply actions

It's UL-LAF, dammit!

Get it right! The real acronym is so much better!

by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Aug 27, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions

Ealey

Always finishes strong in the 4th quarter.

by Riley Cooper's Mane on Aug 27, 2010 10:51 AM EDT reply actions

When the game is all on the line, and you need something to happen...

ALWAYS PUT THE BALL IN THE HANDS OF YOUR PLAYMAKER!!!!!
That has got to be the best come from behind performance, all the way down from the AD to this young RB, even some walk-ons and role players had a part in this victory!
Keep It Between the Hedges!

"THE DAY I CAN'T GET YOU GUYS TO GET IT RIGHT I'M GONNA GO TO THE LAKE SIT ON THE DOCKS AND WATCH THE DUCKS Sh*t IN THE YARD!"

by mrpelicanpants on Aug 27, 2010 10:55 AM EDT reply actions

I under Stand they can't arrest you for DWI if you make it home before they arrest you.

So alcohol is left out of the equation.

by CockySpaniel on Aug 27, 2010 2:36 PM EDT reply actions

I'm not certain,

but I’m pretty sure that’s false.

by hailtogeorgia on Aug 27, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions

Certainty in Time

The ubiquitous attorneys FROM THIS SITE will issue a ruling on this issue at some point this evening.

by PantslessPatDye on Aug 27, 2010 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions

What if your vehicle IS your home?

Look that up in yer fancy lawbooks

by Trouble's A Bruin on Aug 28, 2010 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions

You'd be wrong about that

The only thing that does for you is give you more time to study for the breathalyzer. And with the sort of keen decision-making Mr. Ealey has displayed here, you’d expect him to take the edge off with a few cocktails after getting home.

At 3:19 a.m., he just HAS to drive. I wonder if she’s a student, or a townie?

by Golden Hand on Aug 27, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions

THIS is exactly why you're clear if you get home.

If you’re about to be nailed for being drunk when you shouldn’t have been, the surest way out is to consume alcohol in a legal fashion (ie, at home), before taking the breathalyzer. You won’t endear yourself to the officer, but you can fight a DUI pretty easily.

I had a criminal defense lawyer here in VA advise me that if I hit something while driving drunk, the best thing I can do is find some alcohol, start chugging, and get witnesses to watch me drink if possible. You can still be beat, but you have a chance if you get a prosecutor who doesn’t know what he’s doing. His main recommendation though is to just NOT drive after drinking.

by GamecockPride on Aug 31, 2010 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions

False

For soooo many reasons (and I’d rather not get into a lengthy legal discussion on a Friday night; it tends to kill my cocaine high.)

Suffice to say that DUI is a crime (as opposed to, say, a moving violation) in most, if not all states (I stopped long ago trying to decipher Louisiana’s Napoleonic/Bed-Shitting Crazy legal code.) Circumstances will dictate whether it’s a misdemeanor (most common) or a felony. Let’s assume that in Georgia it’s a misdemeanor, and its punishment is akin to, I don’t know, petit theft. If you steal $100 from the church collection plate, but make it home before the police can catch you, are you immune from arrest? Of course not. Plus, you’re going to hell.

Now, there is some home field advantage to the most important of evidence (breath, blood, urine samples) should you make it home, especially if the offense is only a misdemeanor…but I’m already bored with this explanation.

by Jack Fact on Aug 27, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions

It's okay

the buzz really on lasts for 2 hours; then, as your body cramps up in horrible pain, you wonder why you ever thought you could pull a tree up by its roots…Or, so I’ve heard.

"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero

by Stuck in the Plains on Aug 28, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions