A RAMBLING WRECK GOES LOOKING FOR COMFORTABLE LADIES YOGA PANTS
by Spencer Hall on Aug 24, 2010 12:01 AM EDT
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This delivery truck emblazoned with Georgia Tech ads went rambling through the window of a store in Buckhead on Monday in Atlanta. This really happened. If the obvious irony isn't obvious obvious enough for you obvious, then enjoy the target of the charging truck-bull's rage: a lululemon store and fitness studio. LONELY GEEK TRUCK NEED WOMEN HELLO WOMEN---[crash] Not pictured: Paul Johnson, who clearly stepped in the path of the truck.
(Via lululemon athetica's Facebook album via ATLEagle.)
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Hey, did you notice the truck has "Brace for impact" on its side?
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
Hot damn but that's an exciting home schedule.
Both N.C. State and S.C. State? Where do I buy?
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by Jamie DeVriend on Aug 24, 2010 12:06 AM EDT reply actions
Don't forget.....
UVA, MTSU, & DUKE!!! We’ll be lucky to get Raycom down here to televise these beauties…..Stunningly, our season ticket sales are lagging behind last year’s pace.
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by Hash Slinger on Aug 24, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
What also sucks
Both of the “cupcakes” on that schedule are maneaters (maybe MTSU not so much, if their QB winds up prisonified). SC State’s an FCS national championship contender. If MTSU doesn’t lose their QB, they could beat half the SEC, and scare the crap out of the other half.
Fortunately, Paul Johnson says Tech looks “competitive,” which is Paul Johnson-speak for “Your defenders better stock up on lube.” So at least the home crowd will see a lot of long TD runs by the good guys.
by Golden Hand on Aug 24, 2010 7:45 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It doesnt suck that our cupcakes are real teams
If you are going to schedule an FCS team, they should be from the top tier. App St or Nova or SC St. Not GEORGIA STATE IN THEIR FIRST YEAR OF FOOTBALL. I stand behind that game being enough to disqualify Bama from any national title consideration this year.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
OTOH
“Maneating Cupcakes” would be a good name for a punk girl band.
by Golden Hand on Aug 24, 2010 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
AS marshmallowy soft and chewy as that home schedule looks
I can’t laugh at all. Ours has one FCS team, five teams who rank under the top third in FBS, two who rank between 25 and 40, and none in the Top 25.
/hangs head and sobs
//hopes the new AD can fix this going forward
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 24, 2010 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions
"Half the SEC"
if you limit the SEC to Vanderbilt and one other school. The Blue Raiders are 0-17 against the other 11 schools in the conference. They are improving, but not yet a program that should beat good teams.
by GwinnettGamecock on Aug 24, 2010 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Is there any chance this was intentional?
Like, an ex girlfriend worked at the place and the driver lost his mind?
"Got a bill that's big enough to twist the Tiger's tail. Husked some corn and made those SORRY HUSKERS BAIL!"
by KennyGregoryRockThaCradle on Aug 24, 2010 12:53 AM EDT reply actions
Hey, it's possible...
The driver may have gone to GA State.
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 24, 2010 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Road schedule sucks
ASS. We play georgie, Virginia Tech, UNC, Clemson, and Kansas (noteworthy at least), all on the road. Home, the only game we shouldn’t win by 30 points is Miami, which (according to a 2008 game) will likely only be a 28 point win.
Pick 7.
He wisely isnt wearing #6.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
Well, Ole Miss was scheduled for that game
but they bought out the home-and-home. Tech had to fill the gap, and Kansas was available.
VIRAL MARKETING!
I’ve spent three minutes trying to figure out why in the world the truck ever needed to back up at such an angle to begin with.
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
Based on the facebook album
it looks like the truck must have been spinning along the side of the building, because it hit a couple of storefronts and the front of the truck is messed up.
by ToStirItRound on Aug 24, 2010 9:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Corwin Brown says
your driving lacks imagination.
/lululemon?
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//lululemon
Brian Kelly says no Spicy Sea Nuggets.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 24, 2010 8:35 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
leave maw and paw outta this
although, honestly, i’m not sure which is which anymore.
thanks to denial, i'm immortal
by thetennesseethumper on Aug 24, 2010 8:49 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Almost as good as when one of the alumni Ramblin' Wreck replicals took a spill on I-16
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 24, 2010 8:53 AM EDT reply actions
That wasn't the Alumni Wreck
It was the real thing. The kids had to work like mad to get it restored in time to roll out at the beginning of the season. Cool thing about the Wreck is that it’s owned/operated by a student club, not by the athletic association. My alumni class donated enough for them to have a decent truck and trailer to haul it on now.
It's not that uncommon...
that the mascot is owned by someone other than the athletic association. Take your hated rival, for example: Uga is owned by a fan (Sonny Seiler).
I’d like to make a crack about this, but nothing I could say would top the visual. But I will say that is one of the softest home schedules I’ve ever seen (which kind of balances the road schedule).
by Bleeding Red, Black, and Bourbon on Aug 24, 2010 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Everyone would love to balance out the schedule
Having uga, Clemson and VT all either home/road isnt good. Switching uga by playing one year neutral site in the Dome as the kickoff game would fix a lot, but it screws up their schedule in the same way.
Flipping VT would involve rescheduling at least 3 games in the Coastal, which needs to be done, but not sure if VT wants the flip. Flipping Clemson would take at least 4 games and would be an absolute mess schedule-wise.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
Yeah I know there are a couple floating around (I've seen the alumni one and it looks different than the real one)
But, “Ramblin’ Wreck (or Reck)”, indeed! Har har har har!
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 24, 2010 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Finish the drill truck!
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Aug 24, 2010 9:06 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
What schools dont advertise?
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
What he's saying is:
Most schools don’t advertise their football program to solicit ticket sales, especially in the south.
Maybe advertising is an ACC thing, I dunno. I’ve never seen an SEC football ad.
by Bleeding Red, Black, and Bourbon on Aug 24, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Meh. Maybe not in Georgia, but I've seen plenty in Kentucky and Tennessee (UT and Vandy)
To make an obvious jokes about the state of those programs, hit “Reply” and fire away, commandant
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Yes, there are plenty of Kentucky ads
Last year they had radio transmitters that played the fight song.
:hangs head in shame:
sad i know what lululemon is and have been in there.
/looks over at obsessed wifey
//she uses them for thier intended purpose
///watches her turn around and forgets what talking was about was i
by Boozy McHound on Aug 24, 2010 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions
"Prepare for Impact"
How is no one concerned that the Nerds have figured out how to predict the future?
Deep Impact or the Third Impact?
There are numerous options.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Aug 24, 2010 6:30 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Not to be a complete jerk, but...
A truck with the word “impact” on it that actually does impact with another object isn’t irony.
Irony: something humorous based on contradiction: something said or written that uses humor based on words suggesting the opposite of their literal meaning.
If the truck said “unhittable” and then hit another truck, that’s irony.
Yeah, that's why I never use "irony" or "ironic" in conversation ever.
I run the risk of having some left-brained word fetishist correct my usage.
Pandemonium Reigns
by Pandemonium Reigns on Aug 24, 2010 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions
No she doesn't
Since none of the examples she used are examples of irony.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
You're quick...
might want to ramp up that sarcasm detector.
by ESS EEE SEE Speed on Aug 24, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Does she approve of the way you ironically pretended to miss ESS EE SEE Speed's irony?
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
So it's not ironic that Holly, an "irony" nazi, writes on a site that misused irony?
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