"Everybody's pumping ice cream up our butt to the press."

"Everybody's pumping ice cream up our butt to the press."

The source isn't mentioned, but D-3 must be a high pressure place indeed if coaches are resorting to lacto-anal metaphors. While we're on the topic: what's the flavor of a real champion for this process? Is it a chunky cookies and cream for maximum pain? Rocky Road? A thick Ben and Jerry's for lasting champion compaction? Does an unnamed D-3 coach have a newly public horrorshow of a sexual fetish? Yes? Yes, we thought so.

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by 49er16 on Aug 23, 2010 10:57 AM EDT reply actions

So this team is basically the inverse of..

Two Girls and a Cup? Thats weird.

"THE DAY I CAN'T GET YOU GUYS TO GET IT RIGHT I'M GONNA GO TO THE LAKE SIT ON THE DOCKS AND WATCH THE DUCKS Sh*t IN THE YARD!"

by mrpelicanpants on Aug 23, 2010 11:00 AM EDT reply actions

Its only weird because you are lacto-erotico-phobic! HATER!

Love doesn’t care where you are on the food pyramid.

by meatybob on Aug 23, 2010 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

That is one of the strangest quotes I have ever heard

I can only assume he ment Smoke, but maybe he really like Ice cream

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by WVPiratesfan on Aug 23, 2010 11:21 AM EDT reply actions

I know this is a few days old ...

… but I wanted to weigh in anyway.

I didn’t ID the guy or use the quote in anything official because that’s what I think too. It was early in the morning and I think he just got his phrases mixed up. Or maybe he really says that, no way to know really.

In any case, he definitely said it. No way I’m clever enough to make that up.

If I stumble upon more D3 weirdness this season (and I will), I’ll be sure to tweet it. It might suck in comparison though.

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by D3Keith on Aug 27, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions