MAKING LEMONADE FROM NASTY, INEBRIATED LEMONS
by Spencer Hall on Aug 2, 2010 12:20 PM EDT
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PrintThe glorious thing about capitalism is the ability to make lemonade from lemons. Oil spill? Au contraire: we see it as an opportunity to employ the fine lawyers, environmental consultants, and advertising agencies of our nation in a time of economic need. Three-car fatal car crash? No, no: it's a tow company's meal ticket, an EMT's moment to cash in, a scrapyard's dream, and a mortuary's big day. Sentimental it's not, but efficient? Certainly
Thus did Idaho continue to push the last sweet juice from the lemon of being called "nasty and inebriated" by Boise State's president in the Bronco's epic fail of pimp class last week. The Corner Club in Moscow, Idaho is selling t-shirts for $20 a pop with this on the front, and we may have to place our own order just to salute the championship move of embracing your opponents' worst assessments of you as compliment.
Super choice of font there, as well. Boise may own them on the field, but the PR battle clearly leans towards Robb Akey's sex-making mustache. (HT: The good Doctor.)
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Can I get that gold lettering on a dark blue background?
It fits for my school too.
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
Missouri and Colorado fans don't even need a color change
and having gone to games at both, trust me, it fits.
by Albino Tornado on Aug 2, 2010 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Dirty Hillbilly would be fitting as well
since most people think us West Virginians are just a bunch of hillbillies
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"I have a dream where a man is judged not by the color of his skin, but by the content of his character" Martin Luther King Jr.
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by WVPiratesfan on Aug 2, 2010 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions
It definitely fits
Maybe put a picture on the back of married, mullet’d 40 year old men fighting. Their Skoal-spitting 7 year old children watch while their 400 lb. mothers call the kids “commie homo fags” for not joining in the fight.
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So, I take it you've been to Morgantown...or Knoxville
Is it just me , or is it the LuLu’s of the world always seem to have a smallish skinny guy for husband?
Nick Saban ain't afraid to drive 700 miles, just to whoop a man's ass...
by mrpelicanpants on Aug 2, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, to be honest
the women don’t start out at 400 pounds. That’s just where they end up after six or eight kids.
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
It's "LurLEEN"
Not “Lulu,” and that baby fat’s fixin’ to come right off once the twins are off’n the udder and she can go back to walkin’ her own trap line.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
by Go Big Rev on Aug 2, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
ahh...sounds like my wedding day.
thanks to denial, i'm immortal
by thetennesseethumper on Aug 2, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice.
It’d be cool if you could toggle which words showed up. Sometimes you’re just nasty and sometimes you’re just inebriated.
If you could toggle the letters individually
it could read “NASTY INBRED”, or “NASTY IN BED”
We are THE tigersthatsaywareagle
by cowcollege on Aug 2, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
you know who?
I’m drawing a blank.
It doesn’t matter if you look down on the SEC. We will always win games.
by NCT on Aug 2, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions
As I've stated before...I'm not a graduate of tOSU.
It doesn’t matter how many football games the SEC wins. We will always look down on you.
...
Really?
So…you brag about Big 10 academics even though you have no actual stake in its reputation as a graduate?
Wow.
Just pointing out facts.
It doesn’t matter how many football games the SEC wins. We will always look down on you.
Did you attend
THE American Institute of Nagging and Taunting – tAINT?
I kid, you’ve been pretty funny lately and less inflamatory.
We are THE tigersthatsaywareagle
No...
but goddamn, that would have been awesome.
It doesn’t matter how many football games the SEC wins. We will always look down on you.
where did you go?
please answer “mississippi state”
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Some of my esteemed fellow alunmi include...
Dr. Lou and Lord Saban.
It doesn’t matter how many football games the SEC wins. We will always look down on you.
I had no idea Lou went to Kent State. Huh.
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Linebacker baby...
It doesn’t matter how many football games the SEC wins. We will always look down on you.
my blackberry
Doesn’t have the sarcasm typeface installed… My bad, brah
by Cocky Scar on Aug 2, 2010 11:30 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I'd like a Stanford-Northwestern-Vandy throwdown.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
Wake Forest is VERY upset you didn't include them in the nerd pile
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Stanford-NU-Vandy all on the Center for Measuring University Progess list of Top American Research Universities...Wake Forest not so much.
In addition, the Stanford, Vandy and NU all have endowments ranked in the Top 25. Again Wake, not so much.
If you must add a nerdy, southern school, located in North Carolina, with Division I athletics to your triumvirate, Duke is a much better choice.
Would UC Santa Cruz - UC Berkeley really work?
I mean, dude, are we talking about mutual mellow-harshing?
It doesn’t matter if you look down on the SEC. We will always win games.
by NCT on Aug 2, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Whats funnier than Boise vs Idaho?
How bout Amish vs tOSU defensive linemen? A guy I worked with graduated from tOSU back in the early 80’s, and witnessed some of his 5 friends who STARTED for tOSU(linemen and LB’s) get into a one sided ass whupping by about 4 Amish guys, mainly for taking out Amish women for rides in “modern transportation”. He said the Amish guys tossed the 300lb linemen around like they were bales of hay, and they all agreed that it was a good idead to stay away from Amish chicks, since the footballers looked like they were getting mauled by grizzlies and never got a punch off.
Nick Saban ain't afraid to drive 700 miles, just to whoop a man's ass...
Yeah, better to stick with the Mennonites
They will actually ride in a car.
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
If you wrote a book about that story, I'd buy it
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AW HELL
WEDNESDAY NIGHT IS PEANUT NIGHT, Y’ALL.
I now love the Corner Club.
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STRONG LIKE BOAR
by Ronnie D on Aug 2, 2010 4:42 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
A buddy of mine
was (is?) a regular there. They have a Club member card, and they pull a number of a card member every day, and if you check and it’s your number, you drink free all day. One day they pulled his number, and he didn’t check but a friend of his saw it and called him. He left work and spent the rest of the day getting completely wasted until the bar closed.
by ESS EEE SEE Speed on Aug 2, 2010 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions
That's correct
Your Club Card is pulled and you get to drink beer for free from 8 AM to 8 PM. Leaving work/skipping class is a regular occurence if your card gets pulled.
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