Fall is right around the corner and that can only mean one thing, IT'S FUCKING SHARK WEEK.
To celebrate the occasion, you will find the rules for the Shark Week drinking game (after the jump), handed down from on high from our father Carcharocles Megalodon.
Enjoy and remember; always jump the shark.
Shark Week Drinking Game
1. When a dorsal fin breaks the surface, take a drink.
2. Whenever the movie Jaws is referenced, take a drink.
3. Anytime chum is placed in the water, take a drink.
4. Whenever a person is bitten take a drink.
5. When a shark breaches (see link), take a drink.
6. When a shark is referred to as a ‘killing machine’, take a drink.
7. Whenever the word seaman is used, finish your drink. (Works best with the special on the sinking of the USS Indianapolis.)