'FREEK TO THE RESCUE, IN GLORIOUS MS PAINT
by Holly Anderson on Jul 7, 2010 3:49 PM EDT
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PrintWe're done for the day, barring Fresno State rising up and invading Los Angeles in search of ill-gotten recruits, but please enjoy this lovely, lovely parting gift to while away your afternoon: An MS Paint war on the indispensable LSU board TigerDroppings, with the following salvos by our very own LSUFreek:
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Am I a racist?
When I first saw Damon Evans I thought “Barrack Obama”.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Jul 7, 2010 3:57 PM EDT reply actions
The ears aren't big enough for the standard Obama caricature
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
My first impression was, yeah he seems like a Speedo underwear type guy.
by collegegameballs on Jul 7, 2010 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Why yes that is Chizik fucking a cow. Why do you ask?
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I'm Banana dammit!!!
by BurritoBrosShits on Jul 7, 2010 4:00 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
My Eyes, My Eyes...
Mouth laughing, eyes bleeding – oh, my stars, why?
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
That a fair representation
Of Miles’ wife….
No one's really gonna to be free until nerd persecution ends - Gilbert Lowe
Why would he be having sex with his wife???
by HawkeyeRecon on Jul 7, 2010 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
'Cause he ain't the AD?
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 7, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Freek is an artist!
That is all
There ought to be a better way to start the day than by getting up in the morning.
by General Disarray on Jul 7, 2010 4:22 PM EDT reply actions
ZZ,
You should just spit out the Diet Mountain Dew on general principles.
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
Incorrect...
I have checked the ingredients and the second listed one after carbonated water is “concentrated orange juice”…therefore, I count it as “healthy” and consider it my daily dose of Vitamin C!
Still, it's a Pepsi product.
I knew Floridians weren’t Southern.
by NCT on Jul 7, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions
UF actually has a deal with Pepsi
that’s how deep that rivalry goes. We’ll drink an inferior soda just to dissociate ourselves from Georgia.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Jul 7, 2010 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that part of deal when Pepsi bought Gatorade?
By the way this is a Powerade household, thank you very much.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jul 7, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Only because Coke lowballed
in thier contract renegotiations. For years the only Pepsi product on campus was Gatorade.
The administration took the better offer and everything was turned over to Pepsi sometime around 2005.
It caused a sh*t storm when the deal was announced. Protests, Facebook groups, rallys in the name of GAP (Gators Against Pepsi). Coke looked so bad they put buy one, get one free case coupons in the paper for weeks.
But alas, I pity you poor souls who have to continue to pay for the administrations decision. Pepsi sucks. Enjoy that 10 year exclusive deal.
/bored so i searched
// http://www.admin.ufl.edu/ddd/portal.asp?doc=11.2.1808.
by Boozy McHound on Jul 8, 2010 8:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Who the hell orders a Jack and Pepsi?
Glum Scandawegians in Wisconsin?
"Hush now, let it go now. I know it's time to go. Time to let this fall from my hands" VNV Nation, "From My Hands"
by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 7, 2010 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Hugh Hefner does
(watched way too much “Girls Next Door” back in the day)
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Jul 7, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions
You assume too much.
They don’t mix ANYTHING with their booze in ’Sconnie.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
You are correct sir
That and we don’t drink a lot of Jack. It’s mostly Canadian and Irish Whiskies up here. As I was once told by a 90+ year old man named Lars Olafson, “Jack is for children and savages.”
I will gladly 'fess up to the savage label
if that means I don’t have to drink blended Canadian whiskies.
"Hush now, let it go now. I know it's time to go. Time to let this fall from my hands" VNV Nation, "From My Hands"
by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 8, 2010 9:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Pepsi was invented in North Carolina
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jul 7, 2010 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Well aware.
Invented in North Carolina and then they hauled off to New York. Still not buying it.
by NCT on Jul 7, 2010 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Whatever
I like Pepsi a little better than Coke (sacrilege!), but really I just prefer the fruit sodas and other off-the-beaten-path diabetes inducers (hint: try foreign sodas).
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jul 7, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
So I'm assuming you prefer the best fruit soda ever?
"Hush now, let it go now. I know it's time to go. Time to let this fall from my hands" VNV Nation, "From My Hands"
by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 7, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Fresca for Men
Courtesy of @brianspaeth via @worstfan
(a product of the Coca-Cola Company)
by NCT on Jul 7, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
foreigners can't be trusted
Nor can a Pepsi drinker. Import the real cane sugar shit from Mexico if you must. Otherwise, get down on some alternative Southern soft drink offerings:
Nu Grape
Ale 8
Cheerwine
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Let's not start the soda snobbery again...
sheesh….that will quickly degenerate into micro-brew comparisons and ultimately civil war rehashings.
Micro-brew dick-measuring or Dividee’s conference comparisons? Discuss.
"Hush now, let it go now. I know it's time to go. Time to let this fall from my hands" VNV Nation, "From My Hands"
by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 7, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
The last time...
Florida, LSU and Bama played a Big 10 team they lost.
I’m not say’n, I’m just say’n.
It doesn’t matter how many football games the SEC wins. We will always look down on you.
and the last time...
Florida, LSU, and Bama played for a NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP, they won.
I’m not say’n, I’m just say’n
/SEC gots crystal balls
by Boozy McHound on Jul 8, 2010 8:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Wasn't that for 5 years running?
I forget with the dulcet tones coming off of all this Waterford.
"Hush now, let it go now. I know it's time to go. Time to let this fall from my hands" VNV Nation, "From My Hands"
by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 8, 2010 9:19 AM EDT up reply actions
I'll call the Cheerwine and raise you RC Cola and Nehi
I’d also put Grapico in front of Nu Grape. And you can knock foreign sodas, but Jarritos, Cola Champagne, and Inca Kola make a Fanta look like a dry wine. If you’re not looking for pure sugar but more oddities, there are plenty of interesting/bizarre Eastern European soft drinks (Baikal, Kvas, etc.)
Fresca is garbage, by the way. I’m hoping you put that simply as a cruel joke.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jul 7, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Can't be worse than Moxie, can it?
If you haven’t had the pleasure experience horrorshow chance to sample a Moxie, don’t. Imagine carbonated Robitussin without any kind of stimulant/depressant whatsoever. My best friend loves the stuff, and for the life of me I’ve never understood why.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
Maybe
he’s got a jug of that stuff that got JaMarcus arrested hidden in a closet.
Ima be Purple Drankin’
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
Boylan Cola...
out of New Jersey is the best damn thing I’ve ever had.
Nearly impossible to find though… I’ve found 4 packs at Fresh Markets before.
I see that stuff all the time
Probably more prevalent in a Whole Food/Fresh Market type place, but I’ve seen them in other stores before.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jul 7, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Boylan is available at Publix.
Oddly enough, I don’t think I’ve seen it at Fresh Market and Harry’s/Whole Foods doesn’t carry name brand soda. The Whole Foods generic is Jones Soda, BTW.
I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments.
by boddagettaflyer on Jul 8, 2010 8:21 AM EDT up reply actions
I would respectfully submit
The best offering out of the Carolinas has to be Blenheim’s Ginger Ale.
For best results, pick up a case while steeped in the glory that is South of the Border.
by NCT on Jul 8, 2010 7:45 AM EDT up reply actions
That stuff is very good. If you ever find some try it.
"Blenheim Ginger Ale, the sweet-hot pride of South Carolina, pulls no punches, and its feisty approach has propelled it from modest regional fame to cult status." William Grimes, The New York Times
The #3 Hot is comparable to Jamaican or Bermudian ginger beers and makes a suitable mixer for Gosling’s Black Seal rum. The #5 Not-as-Hot is good for those with more sensitive palates. I have not yet tried the #9 Diet.
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
it's all about the red cap (hot/#3)
gold cap (mild/#5/for pussies) is for pansies. Grew up on this stuff and love it.
If you're in ATL you can buy cane sugar Coke at Mercado del Pueblo on Buford Highway
unless they’ve stopped selling it during the past year while I was gestating etc.
The artist formerly known as TCOAN
by Lady Commenter on Jul 8, 2010 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Coca-Cola con azúcar de caña
is available on a hit-or-miss basis at Publix. For example, the Acworth Publix has it, while the Vinings one does not.
You can also buy it by the flat at Costco.
I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments.
by boddagettaflyer on Jul 8, 2010 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions
I would guess any bodega would carry Coke with Sugar
This is somewhat more seasonable, but during Passover you can also find Coca-Cola made with sugar instead of corn syrup.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jul 8, 2010 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Hell, I can get it at KROGER.
It’s in the international food section, between the Goya nectars and the fish sauce.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Jul 9, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
I have to agree with MtnEer here
Dt. Mtn Dew is pretty nasty.
"It’s not Disneyland, people. Get the hell out of the way." NYC Firefighter
Sun Drop
In certain parts of Wisconsin (read the most rural regions) we have Sun Drop. If I’m not mistaken it is native to Tennessee but has somehow found a home among the Northmen. Much better than Mt Dew
Sundrop is a Carolina drink
How the hell yal have it in Wisconsin I can’t figure out. I’ve heard reports of it randomly showing up around the states, but that far north? Sacrilege.
I just went on a trip out west to see a friend from High School, and all he asked was that I bring him some Cheerwine because they don’t sell it there. Loaded up and entire suitcase with the stuff. Guess I’m getting a good birthday present this year.
Don't give up, don't ever give up ~ Jim Valvano
Sun Drop is all over the Northwoods
Not sure how it got there. I just figured it was a made up there. Probably good bear repellant.
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
I figure Sundrop hitched a ride with The Pig
They have Piggly Wiggly in WI and MN.
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
Yeah, Sun Drop is from NC
if you really want the good stuff, you have to get the stuff that is bottled in Gastonia. You can see the ingredient/crystal sediment at the bottom. Somehow it adds to the taste and is delicious.
There's a bottler of Sun Drop 50m west of St. Louis
We got it in the small town I grew up in just north of there, but you couldn’t find it IN St. Louis.
Sun Drop would be all I would drink if’n I could get it in Kansas City.
Who goes to a store...
When they’ll deliver to your door?
Sun Drop: http://sodafinder.com/search?q=sundrop
And just for the boss fella, Tahitian Treat: http://www.amazon.com/TAHITIAN-TREAT-SODA-12-pks/dp/B0002IMRTC
by PalmettoTiger on Jul 8, 2010 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Dublin Dr. Pepper made with Imperial Pure Cane Suger
http://www.dublindrpepper.com/
I don’t always drink sodas but when I do I drink Dublin Dr. Pepper
by BinkleySoonerFan on Jul 21, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Two things about that Chizik picture.
1. He looks so determined. The term chiziking should find its way into Webster’s Dictionary as a result of this picture. Example:
If I catch you chiziking my lamb again, I’m going to call the police!
2. Needs more cowbell.
by Cardfanintherock on Jul 7, 2010 4:44 PM EDT reply actions
I was just wondering
If the Cow was a symbol for all of Auburn.
"It’s not Disneyland, people. Get the hell out of the way." NYC Firefighter
nah....
The Chiz only gets it in there 5 out of 19 times.
"Hush now, let it go now. I know it's time to go. Time to let this fall from my hands" VNV Nation, "From My Hands"
by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 7, 2010 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions
After seeing the Chizik picture, I told my roommates to dial 9-1
After seeing the Les Miles pic, they had to dial 1 again.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
He may be a Michigan Man but the back of his throat is all LSU...
"It’s not Disneyland, people. Get the hell out of the way." NYC Firefighter
I don't think I'll ever be able to watch an LSU game again.
Brian Kelly says no Spicy Sea Nuggets.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 7, 2010 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Les looks like he's on the Brian Cushing weight gain plan.
"Hush now, let it go now. I know it's time to go. Time to let this fall from my hands" VNV Nation, "From My Hands"
by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 8, 2010 9:22 AM EDT up reply actions
So you're sayin'...
Meyer’s got a grower not a show-er? And Chizik appears incredibly intent…is that much attention required in cow-fucking?
I'm gonna go with TASER
Don’t tase the bro!
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
HOLY FUCKING COW!!!
Nick Saban’s humongous dick doesn’t have time for this shit!
To distrust Saban is to love him!
I sense a pattern emerging.
Spurrier, a chicken, and a tongue-tied TV news guy urging him on. This must happen.
by MaconDawg on Jul 7, 2010 7:23 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I also sense a pattern...
all the livestock shares the same wideyed facial expression. Not sure how to take that…compliment?
A question
Why would the WVU basketball coach be schtupping a sheep in a Miss State football-themed cartoon? That makes no sense.
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 8, 2010 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
He says he’s taking a break…makes me sad UK isn’t up there. Rich Brooks would be great for this, but Joker? Not so much.
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Meyer's either gonna be
the greatest college coach ever, or he will die of a spontaneous cerebral explosion on the sideline one day. Soon. He’s wound tighter than Chef from Apocalypse Now.
If a fan is continually hyping the alleged "academic superiority" of his conference, it's for one obvious reason: they're getting get their ass whipped on the field.
Yeah but he's got a small cock j/k.
If he keeps recruiting the kinda Jimmies and Joes he’s getting now…you may be right.
I'm your huckleberry.
CHIZIK GOES DEEPER
That’s right, bitches. He get up in they azz. That Cow musta asked for a huddle prior to snap.
I have to say I didn’t quite follow the the Houston Nutt one (unless it’s just a ZOMG OLE MISS R RACISTS thing) and is that Jerry Garcia or Kenny Loggins in the Miss State one? ??
Otherwise, great show. “SPIKE IT!”
That's Will Ferrell in the Miss. St.
I asked for more cowboy and that picture delivered in a big way. I didn’t necessarily ask for a picture of a lamb being chiziked (especially by Mullen) but that too was delivered anyways. Awesomeness all around!
by Cardfanintherock on Jul 8, 2010 8:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Since he's apparently taking inspiration...
How about two bulldogs and a wildcat playing poker with the latter holding a Joker Phillips card?
by Cardfanintherock on Jul 8, 2010 8:58 AM EDT up reply actions
He learned those moves
going o-fer against the Big XII North (Which ranks up there with the MAC East in terms of FBS division strength)
I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.
Dr. Pepper
The cure for all soda arguments.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
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