FULMER CUPDATE: DAMON EVANS EATS THE EVIDENCE
by Spencer Hall on Jul 6, 2010 11:20 AM EDT
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PrintLET'S SETTLE THE UGA ACCOUNT. Damon Evans was the AD, and if we're going to give Fulmer Cup points to coaches, we must extend the same courtesy to the AD, as well.
(Note: the limit on these concentric circles of points-giving has to have some logic, so if your trainer gets arrested for DUI, the points will be discretionary at best if awarded at all. The Evans case is, by any measure, a special one.)
Evans was charged with DUI and grandly so, and thus acquires three points instantly. In addition, he gets a bonus point for style since he was pulled over with a woman who was not Mrs. Evans and had said woman's red panties in his lap. The whereabouts of said panties remains unknown, but there are theories.
Combine Evans' DUI and associated sketchiness with backup corner Jordan Love's one point obstruction of justice arrest, and we're looking at five points total for Georgia in the Fulmer Cup.
ANTHONY ODEN DISGRACES HIS GRANDFATHER. Anthony Oden, grandson of Greg Oden, stands 6'8", weighs 330 pounds, and was somehow only a two star recruit. He is either slow, or has a wooden leg. These are the only possible explanations for this low rating, though attention to detail doesn't seem to be a strength, either: Oden forgot his license and was charged with careless driving in Fayetteville on July 4th, shaming his 82 year old NBA player of a grandfather and earning Arkansas two points in the Fulmer Cup.
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LSUfreek is the best
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
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by Winfield Featherston on Jul 6, 2010 11:36 AM EDT reply actions
Though Jordan Love probably should have . . .
told the officer that his name is Uncle Sam and asked the guy why he hates America and is a dirty communist. That’s the only excuse for stopping a 4th of July weekend fireworks display in which no one has lost a limb or a life.
Sounds like the charges are going to be dropped anyway.
"Be worthy as you run upon this hallowed sod, for you have dared to tread where champions have trod."
by Silver Britches on Jul 6, 2010 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Kinda surprised we didn't get in on this
you know, with the whole “Jerrell Harrison shoplifting from Spencer’s” thing going on
Making you feel old since 9/26/09
Points were awarded yesterday...
…but to clarify, that’s a piddling single point for Mizzou there.
by Spencer Hall on Jul 6, 2010 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions
That puts us within four points!
ACC cops, I think you know what you have to do.
On second thought, I must appeal the third DUI point.
Evans was a standard DUI – isn’t a standard DUI, by itself without style points, only worth two points?
Felony DUI
Is three points. Three points may also be awarded for DUIs we judge to be grossly negligent, as this one is.
I don't think there's anything standard about . . .
a married A.D. getting pulled over drunk with non-wife panties in his lap. Actually, upon further reflection, it would have been pretty weird no matter who they belonged to. This one’s a solid 3 pointer.
At least..
the panties were UGA colors….imagine if they were orange and blue panties…..
No one's really gonna to be free until nerd persecution ends - Gilbert Lowe
They could have been gold and white
… but we all know there aren’t any girls at Tech.
by Albino Tornado on Jul 6, 2010 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions
If you’ve ever been to midtown Atlanta, you know you don’t necessarily have to be a female to wear panties.
"Be worthy as you run upon this hallowed sod, for you have dared to tread where champions have trod."
by Silver Britches on Jul 6, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Prolly referencing the fluorescent UF blue
Auburn has not tormented the dawgs in quite some time.
We are THE tigersthatsaywareagle
Really any Orange and Blue combo...
Boise St and Syracuse are also probably hated by Georgia fans for no other reason.
"It’s not Disneyland, people. Get the hell out of the way." NYC Firefighter
No, we gave Boise State enough of a beating in 2005 to stop caring about them.
As for Syracuse, I’m sure in our long histories they’ve had some minor feud, but nothing that I can think of.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jul 6, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Syracuse?
How about a one-point Peach Bowl loss to Syracuse in Goff’s first season as head coach?
There are never too many reasons to hate orange.
by NCT on Jul 6, 2010 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Or the OT loss to Cuse
in the 96 Sweet Sixteen, Tubby’s last season? That counts.
by hailtogeorgia on Jul 7, 2010 9:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah...I'm thinking the Love point...
…may have to come back off. I wish FBI momma would sue the living shit out of the UGAPD to teach those guys a lesson.
All panties are edible
if you have drunk a handle of SoCo and have sharp teeth.
by He's the Chiz and nobody beats him on Jul 6, 2010 2:13 PM EDT reply actions
Gotta bide time
until pants are found each morning/afternoon.
by He's the Chiz and nobody beats him on Jul 6, 2010 2:21 PM EDT reply actions
His smile at the end is really the best/most haunting part of this.
Once again Freek, you exceed expectations.
by Runnin' Joe Rides Again on Jul 6, 2010 3:37 PM EDT reply actions
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by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Jul 6, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
No pics of his lady friend?
was curious what sort of tail the AD job at Georgia pulled. Now that there’s an opening, I’m considering applying, but need to see what the “benefits package” looks like…..
a little help?
Here is her mug shot.
"It’s not Disneyland, people. Get the hell out of the way." NYC Firefighter
by jokastrength on Jul 6, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
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