Big 10 / SEC Challenge - Line 'em Up
I have a FanPost at a Big 10 blog about a hypothetical Big 10 / SEC challenge, and thought I'd give our southern-minded brethren here at EDSBS a crack at setting a lineup.
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Spartan D
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Doesn't matter, the SEC goes 12-0
You can’t overcome the PASSION factor.
It doesn’t matter how many football games the SEC wins. We will always look down on you.
New Big Ten SEC Rivalry Games and their trophies
NW vs. Vandy: Winner gest the the “Just don’t belong” trophy.
Michigan vs ‘Bama: Winner gets the “Delusions of grandeur” trophy.
Wisconsin vs LSU: Winner gets the “Please, please for the love of God, drink responsibly” trophy brought to you by Miller Lite.
Michigan State vs Miss St: Winner gets the "No, we’re the REAL MSU" trophy.
Iowa vs Georgia: Winner gets the “Secretly bad coach” trophy.
PSU vs Auburn: Winner gets the “Land Grant Trophy II: The Secret of the Ooze”
Minnesota vs Arkansas: Winner gets the “Most mocked state in our conference” trophy
Illinois vs Tennesse: Winner gets the “God that’s a terrible color of orange” trophy
Those are all I can think of at the moment.
Sparty on. Gator done.
There's only 1 MSU.
We already settled it on the field with Montana State last year, so might as well continue the victory march all the way to Starkville
Let's be honest...
We all lose.
It doesn’t matter how many football games the SEC wins. We will always look down on you.
Alabama just won the BCS title.
Their delusions are no longer such, unfortunately.
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Take a picture, trick.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Aug 2, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions
But don't they
think that it was there 452 +/- 70 National Championship. Maybe it that southerners can’t count, but they still seem delusional to me.
We could change this to the “Overcounting National Championship” Trophy, since SCum does that too.
Sparty on. Gator done.
by SpartanGator on Aug 4, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I can dig it
Including Nebraska in this, to make the numbers work:
Nebraska v Arkansas – Turns, improbably, into a shootout.
Iowa v Florida – You people don’t hate orange enough. Yet.
Purdue v Vandy – The Commies always go down with dignity.
Minnesota v Georgia – The Big 10’s best candidate for a live mascot, meet Uga, take notes.
Ohio State v Alabama – If this comes up in January, I hope the Buckeyes will consider voodoo.
Indiana v Tennessee – The parting of the T: One act Indy simply isn’t meant to follow.
Penn State v Auburn – Lions and Tigers and an Eagle named Tiger.. er… Nova…
Northwestern v Kentucky – Where friction is not perceived, it shall be imagined.
MSU v LSU – Tasteful green and white meets drunken hedonisté yellow and purple.
Michigan v South Carolina – Meet some Gamecock faithful, admit you know nothing of struggle.
Wisconsin v Mississippi – Cheese and Crackers.
Illinois v Miss State – Comparison of weak links.
Play-In?
Prior to these home-and-homes, have those programs that were teased with Big 10 admission (Pitt, Syracuse, Rutgers, Mizzou) take on the SEC’s middle tier (i.e. Auburn, Arkansas, Tennessee and South Carolina.) Consider it an audition for when the Big Integer considers expansion again, as the ability to beat a SEC program should be a prerequisite.
If that was a requirement...
tOSU and Indiana would have been booted from the Big 10 years ago.
It doesn’t matter how many football games the SEC wins. We will always look down on you.
That's not fair
IU can’t beat anyone. It doesn’t matter if their from the SEC or not.
Sparty on. Gator done.
by SpartanGator on Aug 4, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Indiana beat Kentucky in 2005
So, you know, they have that going for them.
tOSU’s last win was in 1988. Since then they’ve lost eight straight (twice to South Carolina, and once to Florida, LSU, Tennessee, Alabama, Georgia and Auburn.)
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