GOOD TO SEE OKLAHOMA STATE HAS NO REASON TO BE MAD AT THE MEDIA
by Spencer Hall on Jul 29, 2010 5:23 PM EDT
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PrintOn September 22, 2010, a momentous moment will pass: the anniversary of the "I'm a man, I'm 40 rant." Mike Gundy's soliloquy is now in its third year, and may have improved with age like a wine aging gracefully. Mmm, notes of cherry-flavored rage, tobacco-scented instability, and a finish of--is that sleep deprivation? Why, yes, that's delicious and patience-shredding sleep deprivation in there.
Since that eruption the Oklahoma State media and Gundy have had what has been a mostly harmonious relationship. Gundy has done his part by being a more polite Gundy, even when his teams have suffered high-profile losses in the Big 12 South in the successive "This is the breakout year!" years Oklahoma State have played. He's been patient, affable, and the press have responded in kind by not printing anything that would offend the--
GODDAMMIT IF YOU'RE GOING TO HINT THAT WE'RE ALL HOMOSEXUAL THEN HINT THAT I'M A HOMOSEXUAL I'M A MAN I'M I'M 42 I HAVE KIDS SO I WOULD HAVE AT LEAST DONE MY PART TO DO THE STRAIGHT THING IF I WERE GAY AND GIVEN IT THE OLD COLLEGE TRY NOT THAT I'M GAY OR THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT WAS IT THE HAIR GEL? DAMMIT I JUST LIKE A NICE HOLD SO I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MY COWLICKS THEY'RE THE CURSE OF THE MEN IN MY FAMILY ALONG WITH SPLIT CUTICLES AND COMBINATION SKIN AND WELL THIS ISN'T HELPING NOW IS IT?
/drops newspapers on floor.
GARBAGE!
(H/T: Doc Saturday.)
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I thought they were implying that the Cowboys were debutantes
Gundy and all his staff and players would put on nice, pretty frocks, and be presented to eligible gentlemen, and dance, dance, DANCE. Sheesh, who doesn’t like a nice pretty frock?
Charles likes a nice, pretty frock.
In St. Louis, they have separate debutante balls for Protestants and Catholics. Can’t we all just get along?
Brian Kelly says no Spicy Sea Nuggets.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 29, 2010 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions
One month earlier . . .
. . . marks an even bigger anniversary. On August 22nd, it will be three years since our Fearless Leader discovered the fuck lion.
Marques Slocum and Kentrell Lockett
really need to get a radio show.
"God dammit, Donald"
by DougoUConnPlaysFootball? on Jul 29, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank you so much
I just created an account to thank you for that link. Utterly life changing.
by Carolina Jack on Jul 30, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
*Wipes a tear*
Thank you for reminding me of this. Just….thanks. Much needed laughs on a Friday, but a reminder that I will never, ever be that cool. ;)
Every mother's day since Orson has called Ma Swindle and told her she's the realest bitch alive.
The artist formerly known as TCOAN
by Lady Commenter on Jul 30, 2010 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Based on that photo of their new gay QB...
I would say the QB is FORTY! BECAUSE BEING A STRAIGHT QUARTERBACK IS CRAP!
HE HAS LAUGH LINES!!! AND THEY ARE FABULOUS!!! HE ALSO HAS A POODLE!!!!……..
THAT WILL SCRATCH YOUR EYES OUT!!!! I WISH THEY GAY ESTABLISHMENT WOULD LEAVE “TRUE BLOOD” WITH THEIR GAY AGENDA ALONE!!!! BILL COMPTON DOES NOT TAKE SHOWERS WITH GAY SHAPESHIFTERS!!!
"Make no mistake, its not revenge Sabans after... It's the reckoning."
Swindleian slip
So I decided to check out the actual website, and initially read it as newscok.com. Go figure.
T Boone Pickens just walked in....I have to go
"When it's third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I'll take the whiskey drinkers every time."
(Max McGee - American Football Commentator)
"A momentous moment..."
Dear God…please tell me that was intentional in a journo-hipster kind of way.
/copyeditor’d
I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments.
by boddagettaflyer on Jul 29, 2010 10:32 PM EDT reply actions
It's always intentional.
Except when it’s not.
by Spencer Hall on Jul 29, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
OSU's fight song is "Ride 'Em, Cowboys"
I suppose that means Weeden is most especially not a power bottom?
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
"This is the breakout year!"
This and every other year in Stillwater, right up until the season actually starts.
by Billy Sims' Fro on Jul 30, 2010 8:54 AM EDT reply actions
This post was unnecessary, dude.
You’re not telling us anything we didn’t already know.
The hair gel obsession is an open secret in Stillwater.
Pfftttt..
Queers. Every goddamn last one of ’em!
The boobies wish to remind everyone
That they have no such problem.
by commodore_dude on Jul 30, 2010 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions
You laugh at the mating dance of the blue-footed booby now...
…but in one million years, the booby will be one of the few sources of protein available to our descendants, who will have flippers instead of hands.
by MnM Enterprises on Jul 30, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
A mating dance that includes a * FART NOISE *?
Lane Kiffin is intrigued
The new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar! Open the wardrobe is not yet found love after another the right clothes? So, also waiting for? Immediate action bar!
Foobaw must be close
judging by the content lately, it would appear that Spencer Hall is heading for the turnbuckle, and Orson Swindle is stretching and getting ready to tag in to steer the good ship EDSBS for a spell. This is a good sign. It’s like the smell of spring after one of those bastard Ohio winters.
Goddammitsomuch, football can’t come soon enough.
Fixed it for you:
It’s like the smell ofspringautumn after one of thosebastard Ohio winterswretched Iowa summers.
To wit: deluge → heat → deluge → heat. Repeat until the dam breaks or the mosquitoes working their way south from Minnesota actually pick you up and drag you away, kicking and screaming.
Indeed, football cannot come soon enough.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
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