PRESENTING OUR COMPREHENSIVE COVERAGE OF BIG 12 MEDIA DAYS
by Holly Anderson on Jul 27, 2010 3:09 PM EDT
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Incomplete equation
You need to include <Minus (pictures of bowl rings and crystal footballs)> before your equals sign
Actually, I think this bodes well for Mizzou’s chances at the division level this year.
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Jul 27, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions
You're aware that Mizery plays at Nebraska this year, yes?
And they host Oklahoma and go to Tech? That said, this is the last chance for any of the Big 12 North scrapple to win anything.
by Albino Tornado on Jul 27, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
If you honestly think I'm serious
that an uncanny facial resemblance to Nick Saban will help Pinkel win football games, then I really cannot help you, brah.
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Jul 27, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s very odd when a woman uses “brah.” I’m not sure what I feel right now, but it’s not good.
Art Modell gives me a hard one
Dude, it means she considers you a bro
You know, like a brother, you know, like she’s your sister or your cousin. Like you should appreciate her insight into what going on around your dumb ass,
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 27, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
You're aware that Mizzou returns the best QB in the Big XII, yes?
And that a Suh-less Nebraski is about as good as a D-III school. I will never understand this love affair with Nebraska… without Suh they were about the fourth or fifth best team in the north… and they lost to IOWA STATE at home.
uhhhh
yeah, cool story bro
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by THETexasStateUniversity on Jul 27, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Mizzou lost, at home, to Baylor. Oh, and were blown out by Navy.
If you want to air dirty laundry.
Besides, the nod for best Big XII QB should go to Jerrod Johnson. Score in the 30s against the texas D, win the prize.
point made...
I overextended my point. The point I was trying to make is that Nebraska has a non-existent offense. sort of like how Mizzou had a non-existant defense last year with DBs only able to intercept merchandise from the local spencer’s. With Lambert back in the lineup and an improved D-Line, that should be fixed. Nothing can fix Nebraska’s offense.
Fear the spear.
lost by about
50, and a Polish orphanage, to the Sooners.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 27, 2010 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions
it's the saddest thing I could think of...
watching Mizzou flail around against the Sooners made me think of Polish orphanages (and, if you’ve ever been there, you know exactly how depressing that scene is).
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 27, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Robert Griffin transferred to Mizzou? Why?
"Got a bill that's big enough to twist the Tiger's tail. Husked some corn and made those SORRY HUSKERS BAIL!"
by KennyGregoryRockThaCradle on Jul 27, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
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Mizzou beat the hell out of Tech the last two times they’ve played and they’re only one year removed from carpet-bombing the corn fields in Lincoln, so I’m not ready to concede just yet.
Nebraska is zero years removed
from beating Missouri.
Reporter: "What would it take to get you to spend three or four days outside, on concrete?"
Joe Paterno: "Depends what she looks like."
which is almost as bad as being zero years removed from
losing at home to Baylor.
Reporter: "What would it take to get you to spend three or four days outside, on concrete?"
Joe Paterno: "Depends what she looks like."
Which is almost as bad as being one year removed from committing 8 turnovers against Virginia Tech
This is kind of a pointless game. Neither team was that great last year. Nebraska gets the hype this year because they’re Nebraska, but they really haven’t proven anything except that they can almost beat Texas.
8 Turnovers against Virginia Tech?
I must have missed that…pretty sure your “fact” is wrong. Pretty sure we had 2 turnovers. Nebraska was not great last year, but they were better than Missouri. Nebraska’s Defense was great…Missouri’s Defense was piss poor. Either way you cut it…unless Missouri can somehow pull a Defense out of their ass, no way Missouri wins in Lincoln, especially with the Secondary we have.
by SunDevilHusker on Jul 28, 2010 4:37 AM EDT up reply actions
unless Missouri can somehow pull a Defense out of their ass, no way Missouri wins in Lincoln
corrected.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 28, 2010 8:54 AM EDT up reply actions
LOL @
escalating feats of futility.
Reporter: "What would it take to get you to spend three or four days outside, on concrete?"
Joe Paterno: "Depends what she looks like."
by Cornbadger on Jul 27, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey... we're only 147 years removed
from burning down Lawrence. Who’s got anything on that.
Fear the spear.
by miz_zou on Jul 28, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not I
Reporter: "What would it take to get you to spend three or four days outside, on concrete?"
Joe Paterno: "Depends what she looks like."
Welp.
Yup. I’m going to be staring at this for the next 30 minutes.
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by THETexasStateUniversity on Jul 27, 2010 3:19 PM EDT reply actions
It helps if you cover the Pinkel picture a half at a time.
Pinkel & Richt = FOREHEAD TWINSIES!
Pinkel & Saban = DEAD BLACK EYES TWINSIES!
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Jul 27, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Respectfully disagree
If Pinkel has a forehead twinsie, it’s a member of another species. Or Nic Cage.
Otherwise known as the Mike Shula Effect.
I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments.
by boddagettaflyer on Jul 27, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
This is the award winning coverage is was expecting
I am however saddened that none of you will be able to ask them questions about turkey farming, then squeal loudly enough to be heard over the answer
/Holly and Orson, forever immortalized in the greatest press conference ever.
Managing Editor/Chief Lackey-And The Valley Shook
Turkey farming
. . . isn’t as big a business in the Big XII’s footprint, but you don’t want to get Paul Rhoads started on hog breeding.
How does this work?
Good Richt + Bad Saban = Pinkel?
Bad Richt + Good Saban = Pinkel?
Bad Richt + Bad Saban = Pinkel?
‘cause it surely isn’t the fourth alternative.
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
a power running game, a defense and a coach familiar with the two?
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 27, 2010 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions
A further postulation:
Richt + Saban = Einhorn
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jul 27, 2010 4:06 PM EDT reply actions
Einhorn is a man!
Oh my god…..
/reaches for the plunger
A witty saying proves nothing. -Voltaire
by Profoundly Vague on Jul 27, 2010 4:39 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Pinkel isn't even worthy of wiping the turkey semen off Robbie Caldwell's fat fingers.
or powdering Saban’s gigantic set of balls or dusting off Richt’s King James Bilbe.
What you're seeing is team spirit. It's like the Holy Spirit, but more powerful.
-Hank Hill
Richt's KJV
would also be gigantic…Although, in fairness, he strikes me as an NIV kinda’ guy.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 27, 2010 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m not sure, but I’m guessing Prince Avenue is a KJV fundy sorta place.
not drunk, just overserved
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Jul 29, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes!
Amazing turkey semen reference! AMAZING
by SunDevilHusker on Jul 28, 2010 4:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Gary Pinkel spoke at my high school once.
It was a, um, “motivational” talk. Gary Pinkel : Tom O’Brien :: Beige : White
Brian Kelly says no Spicy Sea Nuggets.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 27, 2010 4:53 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
PICTURES
or it never happened
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 27, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that TMZ's Harvey Levin?
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk.
by That Other Dave on Jul 27, 2010 6:11 PM EDT reply actions
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