THE GREATEST FLORIDA FAN ART EVER MADE
by Spencer Hall on Jul 26, 2010 12:09 PM EDT
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Football Gator: WHAT HO, BASKETBALL GATOR?
Basketball Gator: WHY HELLO, FOOTBALL GATOR!
Football Gator: AND A FINE DAY IT IS ON THE SWAMPS TODAY!
Basketball Gator: CERTAINLY! A BANNER DAY TO PATROL THE ENVIRONS AND AIR OUT THE CRYSTAL A BIT.
Football Gator: WHY YES IT IS! SHALL WE EXCHANGE A HEARTY HANDSHAKE, AND THEN SPLIT THE ROTTING CARCASS OF A COW I HAVE SEQUESTERED UNDER THAT LOG OVER THERE?
Basketball Gator: WHY CERTAINLY OLD CHAP.
[they shake hands]
(ht: Janie, who we will blame for the full back piece we're getting based on this painting.)
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Wow.
I’m a UT student and fan, but that’s just awesome.
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
by jasonkylebates on Jul 26, 2010 12:11 PM EDT reply actions
Not only that
He’s wearing David Lee’s number, which is ironic because Lee graduated in 2005.
Team Speed Kills
SBNation's SEC Blog
yeh he should...
since he already has Joakims teeth
"Make no mistake, its not revenge Sabans after... It's the reckoning."
by mrpelicanpants on Jul 26, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Another minor quibble
Nobody should have Joakim’s hair
South paws
Like a left handed mother fucking genius. Tim Tebow. Jimi Hendrix.
by ALGator on Jul 26, 2010 12:14 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Was that...
the first Ford Fairlane reference on EDSBS, or is my memory messing with me? Could also be you’re not referencing the greatest movie Andy Clay ever made (only one besides that shitty ‘Friends’ movie with the girl from SNL?).
Either way, that’s quality right there.
Not enough eye black
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unnecessary introduction of purple into blue and orange sky
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unclear why swamp is at such a high elevation
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calling bullshit on swamp draining into the ocean
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/secretly wishes someone would paint something about Kentucky football
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N double A CP
won’t allow any paintings of Kentucky football that depict more than 2 old-timey cheerleaders in it. Something to do with the Block "K"s…
i suppose i teed that one right up
rec’d…and sigh’d…
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Im pretty sure...
those are trees, and that is a lake. Very similar to the thousands of tree/swamp fringed lakes in our fair state
That painting has been around since right after the 07 season
by Hogtown Beatdown on Jul 26, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Clearly because
“The Swamp” is the summit.
I guess you never saw the full back tattoo they showed on the jumbotron at the Oklahoma-Florida game; a representation of Lake Alice with a family of alligators and the “Beware of Alligators” road sign in the lake. (For those who do not know, the lake on UF’s campus has real alligators in it.)
mlmintampa
UF C/O 06
http://www.alligatorarmy.com
I'm a Bammer, but...fuck Daniel Moore.
Fuck him in his fucking ass. He will never produce anything this cool.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Jul 26, 2010 12:17 PM EDT reply actions
I know many bammers
who would like you take you up on your offer.
by SEC Supremacist on Jul 26, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This Image...
…is either available in T-shirt form or as a painting, I can’t remember which. I may have to make a trip to find out.
Are we sure they're not binding themselves at the wrist to fight "Beat It" style?
Not that clubbed to death with a crystal football isn’t a great way to die, of course.
This is a strong possibility
Alligators are solitary and highly territorial, and it appears that basketball boy is encroaching on football boy’s turf
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I hope this lefty handshake thing doesn't catch on....
That’s anarchy right there.
by ESS EEE SEE Speed on Jul 26, 2010 12:31 PM EDT reply actions
I have this poster on my office wall
…with the signature of one Christopher Patrick Leak on the bottom right corner. SCOREBOARD.
X2
but mine is next to the left of the signed Jarvis Moss poster. Oh and to the right of the signed Heisman edition GatorCountry with Tebow.
All are above the basketball signed by: Joakim, Corey, Al, Taureen, Humphrey, and Chris Richards.
Oh and some random degrees on the walls too, but no one really pays attention to those…
by Boozy McHound on Jul 26, 2010 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions
How many...
jorts are in those pictures?
***Message board UGA reply. You’re welcome.
visible?
a few in the stands.
I was more embarrassed when a friend who went to OSU pointed out that I had 3 photos of Troy Smith in my house. Albeit none were flattering, but he does have more photos than my dogs.
by Boozy McHound on Jul 27, 2010 9:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Chew on this a little while, Daniel Moore
and go back to painting pictures of stupid football plays.
www.totteringworld.com
it does take fan art to a new art
I think we’ve got the Gators beat on country music testimonials though.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 26, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
The whore ship to Singapore doesn't leave for another six hours
lay down and be quiet!
This brings to mind one question:
how is it no one has ever done Raptor Tebow?
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
No, I mean Raptor Tebow.
If we gotta have Raptor Jesus,
Raptor Tebow makes a lot of sense to me.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
Edited to increase awesomeness
Football Gator: WHY YES IT IS! SHALL WE EXCHANGE A HEARTY HANDSHAKE, AND THEN SPLIT THE ROTTING CARCASS OF A COW DAWG I HAVE SEQUESTERED UNDER THAT LOG OVER THERE?
by TangoHotelWhiskeyGolf on Jul 26, 2010 12:48 PM EDT reply actions
Apologies
Did not want to upset the fine citizens of Starkville, thus the differentiating misspelling used by U(sic)GA
by TangoHotelWhiskeyGolf on Jul 26, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah hah, I see what you did there
“Sic,” the Latin term for thus, is used to indicate an error originally present in the quotation. Therefore, I see that you are disparaging the use of the word “University” in the term “University of Georgia.” Indeed, what a clever, witty, and thoroughly novel way to insult us.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jul 26, 2010 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions
The Alabama one should have 13 elephants....
in a elephant drawn Crimson carriage, being reigned in by a large bear and a real intense looking garden knome riding shotgun, with the helmets of last seasons victims impaled on bloody spears, kinda like the Budweiser Carriage meets Road Warrior
"Make no mistake, its not revenge Sabans after... It's the reckoning."
by mrpelicanpants on Jul 26, 2010 12:50 PM EDT reply actions
With a toga-clad terry bowden
riding behind Saban in the carriage whispering “you are mortal. you are mortal”.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 26, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
So would Saban or the Bahr be the god-king covered from head to toe in gold jewelry, 300 style?
I can definitely believe the gigantic throne pulled by a horde of Tide fans.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jul 26, 2010 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions
We don't roll 300 style...
More Pompeian or Caesarian
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 26, 2010 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions
500 House Points, Young Man!!!
To distrust Saban is to love him!
damming thats GNOME shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttt
"Make no mistake, its not revenge Sabans after... It's the reckoning."
by mrpelicanpants on Jul 26, 2010 12:51 PM EDT reply actions
I want one of those
Not the painting, one of those crystal balls.
Either the round one or the oblate spheroid will be just fine. Although given our current coaching regimes, the round one seems more possible.
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
or it could be correct...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=knome
"Make no mistake, its not revenge Sabans after... It's the reckoning."
by mrpelicanpants on Jul 26, 2010 12:52 PM EDT reply actions
One look at this
and all I could think of was Duel with Cudgels. I’d post a copy here, but I am so bad at the internet that I have no idea how to do so…
#jealousy
Better to have died a small boy than to drop this football - John HeismanFromTheRumbleSeat
by Winfield Featherston on Jul 26, 2010 2:55 PM EDT reply actions
Wonder how long it took
Joakim Noah to pose for that picture? Bet it was hard for him to stay that still.
Not an alcoholic, just an FSU grad.
Tip for Gator fans
Airbrush that shit on the hood of a Camaro, and you will be mullet deep in Gainesville townie ’tang before you can empty your first solo cup.
Not more than this guy....
/you are now pregnant
by ESS EEE SEE Speed on Jul 26, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
correction
You always finish the first Solo cup before hitting the ’tang.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 26, 2010 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions
We'll take the G-ville townie tang
and you can have your golden hand. Just don’t try to shake hands…lefty, righty or any other damn way.
You write your own material?
That’s HILARIOUS! No one has ever made fun of my handle that way before. You’re a regular Bob Hope, you are.
by Golden Hand on Jul 27, 2010 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Golden Hand
would seem to assign a certain value to the extremity. It could be wondrous dexterity or magical qualities of some kind. Have you assigned this value yourself or is this the consensus of a group bedazzled by the wondrous qualities of the “hand”? You subscribe to a blog titled Black Hearts, Gold Pants. Gold Hand, Gold Pants, hell, I don’t know. You chose the handle knowing it would generate jocularity from low quarters. Merry Christmas from a townie.
C'est L'art!
…it turns me on and yet repulses me at the same time. (maybe I shouldn’t get high before I post, I know I know I know….)
To distrust Saban is to love him!
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