These football players need to learn the Reagan Defense
by pfhokie on Jul 22, 2010 12:35 PM EDT
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The utterly brilliant "I don't recall".
Mr Austin/Little/Dareus/Green/etc. "Were you in Miami on May 15th hanging with some fly bitches and knockin' back the Mags of Christal?"
"I'm sorry sir, I don't recall."
It's the perfect defense. You don't lie you just choose not to remember.
The latest is Greg Little saying he wasn't in Miami on May 15th when there is direct photo evidence that he was. What do these guys think that cell phone cameras don't exist?
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There is the small problem of plausibility
Reagan was almost senile by the time of Iran-Contra, so him not recalling details about four or five out of a thousand decisions he had made during his Presidency was eminently believeable. (No political commentary is to be assumed here)
20-year-olds not recalling a night of “fly bitches and mags of Christal” fails the plausibility test.
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
Unless it was a REALLY good night of "fly bitches and mags of Christal"
by Bourbon Dawgwalker on Jul 22, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions
The 'black-out' defense, huh?
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 22, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions
who among us
hasn’t used it? “I swear I didn’t know it was your sister”
by SEC Supremacist on Jul 26, 2010 10:43 AM EDT reply actions
yeah, but that doesn't work
because you have probably made your friend aware of what you would do to his sister. So he would know that you knew it was his sister.
I tell my buddies that i would bone their sisters all the time. Some of the sisters aren’t even cute, but it would be something that i could hang over my buddies’ heads. I’m an asshole like that though.
Somehow,someway..
Phil Fulmer and Drew Rosenhaus are fully responsible….
Nick Saban ain't afraid to drive 700 miles, just to whoop a man's ass...
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