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These football players need to learn the Reagan Defense


The utterly brilliant "I don't recall". 

Mr Austin/Little/Dareus/Green/etc.  "Were you in Miami on May 15th hanging with some fly bitches and knockin' back the Mags of Christal?" 

"I'm sorry sir, I don't recall."

It's the perfect defense.  You don't lie you just choose not to remember. 

The latest is Greg Little saying he wasn't in Miami on May 15th when there is direct photo evidence that he was.  What do these guys think that cell phone cameras don't exist? 

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