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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 21, 2010 11:52 AM EDT
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Looking at the schedule...
6-6.*
That’s the other shoe.
*Projections may be influenced by my blinding hatred of Notre Dame, despite being both Irish and Catholic.
I WISH TO START A HEATED ARGUMENT WITH YOU.
Not really. But out of curiosity, how do you see the wins and losses shaking out?
Brian Kelly says no Spicy Sea Nuggets.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 21, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions
As in past years...
Randomly.
PURDUE (win)
MICHIGAN (win)
@ Michigan State (loss)
STANFORD (loss)
@ Boston College (loss) – it is at this point that the first “hot seat” talk radio comment is made.
PITT (loss)
W. MICHIGAN (win)
@Navy (win)
TULSA (win)
UTAH (loss)
@Army (win)
@USC (loss) – To be honest, I hope a meteor strikes LA this day. Actually, I hope that every day.
Then again, on the other end of the spectrum I can see them winning 9 games. This includes winning games they shouldn’t (Michigan) and pulling at least one “Syracuse” (Purdue/Navy/Pitt.)
by Jack Fact on Jul 21, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Pretty close, Jack
I had it pretty much the same, except Pitt (win) and @Navy (loss). But those are just my prejudices. (Hate Pitt / Navy Veteran)
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 21, 2010 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I live in LA and most days I have the same hope.
Just aim it towards downtown/USC area and I’ll be fine.
Close. It only counts in Horseshoes, hand grenades and Penn State football.
http://www.insidetheshoe.com/
by SouthBayBuckeye on Jul 22, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
LA just needs a nice plague....
…to wipe out about half the population (completely randomly of course) and it would be livable again.
Oh come on
Purdue can TOTALLY beat ND this year. So can Tulsa.
You’ve added a new coach, but you still don’t have anyone who knows how to tackle. Schools like Purdue, Tulsa and scUM will give this years ND team fits.
Sparty on. Gator done.
by SpartanGator on Jul 27, 2010 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Other Shoe Insurance
a/k/a Expectation Default Swaps.
by Abbas_Cincinnatus on Jul 21, 2010 3:49 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I demand an investigation to ensure that no single entity is responsible for the counter-party risk in a large number of these swaps
by kizzak on Jul 22, 2010 2:16 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I might have been interested, if we had a shiny new head coach
All we got is Grandpaw Bill. But, you are rec’d anyway.
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
When I saw Liddy....
…..I thought for sure he was gonna be selling gold bars.
/don’t like that dude, but respect the hell out of him
80's ND Lineman looked like they were on a bunch of shit
"When it's third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I'll take the whiskey drinkers every time."
(Max McGee - American Football Commentator)
No Way! No program under Granny Holtz's watch would ever commit violations!
Not Minnesota, not South Carolina and certainly not the hallowed Notre Dame. Oops! Never mind.
The NCAA placed Minnesota on two years probation for 17 rule violations, two of which were committed by Holtz during his tenure.
In 2005, the NCAA imposed three years probation and reductions in two scholarships on the program for 10 admitted violations under Holtz, five of which were found to be major. The violations involved improper tutoring and off-season workouts, as well as a lack of institutional control.
Following an investigation in 1999, the NCAA placed Notre Dame on two-years probation for extra benefits provided by a representative of the university to football players and one instance of academic fraud. The NCAA found that Holtz and members of his staff learned of the violations but failed to make appropriate inquiry or to take prompt action, finding Holtz’s efforts “inadequate”
Hey, my student loans are through ACS
I’m much more pleased as a consumer now that I know the acronym is an obscure and awesome Arrested Development reference.
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Brian Kelly says no Spicy Sea Nuggets.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 2, 2010 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions
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