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Does it ever seem like things in your college football life are just going too well?  Did you recently hire a shiny new coach?

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Did your biggest rival get Fingagunz'd?

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Did you recently avoid Integerization?

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Are you signing up new and interesting opponents?

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Hi, Gordon Liddy, convicted felon, here for ACS Capital.  Like you, I'm worried about my team's recent streak of incredible good fortune.  Experts are calling this coaching hire the best since Lou Holtz.  Fans are drinking Kool-Aid to make up for fifteen years of disappointment.  But you can be prepared with OTHER SHOE INSURANCE from ACS CAPITAL!

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