Evans, pulled over Wednesday at 11:55 p.m. at the intersection of Roswell Road and Chastain Drive, told the trooper, "I am not trying to bribe you but I'm the athletic director of the University of Georgia." Evans, who admitted to drinking three Vodka cocktails, then began crying, the report states.Ah, yes, it's always good to play the "Don't you know who I am?" card when one has women's red panties between their legs and begin to cry as well. Methinks Mr. Evans needs to find a realtor. And a divorce lawyer. And update that resume.