SEC MEDIA DAYS SCHEDULE AND COVERAGE
Holly will be in the cockpit to co-pilot EDSBS for SEC Media Days, and SBN will in general be slaughtering the coverage, prying its finest organ meats from the carcass, and presenting them to you in five magical venues. Excitement! Pictures of sad men in oxford shirts lined up at the Chik-Fil-A at 8 a.m.! PAT FORDE'S KEVLAR HAIR!!! WE'RE SO EXCITED!!!
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More of the [PEW PEW] variety noises.
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Jul 19, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Woooh, partying it up in the 20 minute Atlantic Southeastern Airlines flight!
I always wanted to try those seats that the flight attendants had to fold out of the door.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jul 19, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
If you do a google images search for “bacon,” two of the first six entries will be bacon bras. Another will be bacon diet coke.
Carry on.
The new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar! Open the wardrobe is not yet found love after another the right clothes? So, also waiting for? Immediate action bar!
So if the SEC teams are organ meats...
Obviously, Vandy is the brains. But who is the sweetbreads?
Inquiring culinarians want to know.
I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments.
by boddagettaflyer on Jul 19, 2010 6:42 PM EDT reply actions
Well, let's see.
Sweetbreads are rarely encountered in real life, a little gross, and may or may not be fit for human consumption.
Survey says….Mississippi State.
Brian Kelly says no Spicy Sea Nuggets.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 19, 2010 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions
LSU is the brain…It’s crazy but we can’t live without it. Alabama is the heart…clogged and deteriorated, usuallly funtions well but prone to fail. Auburn (if SEC is male) the genitalia…can function perfectly and be quite impressive but also can disappoint with too much excess and expectations. Ole Miss the liver…abused but always reliable for a good time. Miss St the colon…they catch a lot of shit. Tennessee the stomach…you know, Cracker Barrell. Georgia the lungs…surely vital, get winded, can’t sustain but sometimes out perform other organs. Florida the gall bladder…do really need them? Are they really Southern? It’s nice to have them there just because of the pains of removal and to be able to say that you’re fully intact. Arkansas the appendix…we don’t need them and they can be a huge pain in the ass. UK the bladder…PISS. They beat my team last year and I’m still not over it. USC the kidneys because someone has to be the kidneys.
We are THE tigersthatsaywareagle
Most of those aren't meat
The gallbladder, f’rinstance, is inedible. I know that not everyone here cooks, but try to keep up.
ok, you're right...I got carried away with internal organs
GT would be the taint
We are THE tigersthatsaywareagle
Sweetbreads = pancreas
Pancreas secretes insulin, which is what rich weirdos use to put their hated shrewish spouses in a coma, so…Florida!
Vandy: BRRRAAAIINNNNS
Kentucky: Bourbon-glazed calf’s liver
Tennessee: Mountain oysters
Sakerlina: Fried chicken livers
Georgia: Potted meat
Alabama: Pate de fois gras
Auburn: Tongue sandwich
Ole Miss: The South Will Rise Again beef penis jerky
Mississippi State: Chitlins
LSU: Venison and gator kidney pie
Arkansas: Scrapple
I know you're an ACC fan,
But that’s a pretty poor animal if all we’re getting is crappy by-products. I would imagine the SEC would have some quality filet mignon and ribeye cuts.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jul 19, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Key word: Organ meats.
Not cuts.
I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments.
by boddagettaflyer on Jul 19, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I know you're a Georgia fan
But you have demonstrated basic literacy here, so I expect better. See the topic of organ meats, which has nothing to do with that thing the assistant choirmaster tried to talk you into.
Chuckled, then chuckled, then eeehhhhh, a little off the mark
Alright, alright, I missed the part about “organ meats.” But, hey, as a Georgia Tech fan I’m surprised you understood it since it wasn’t written in a mix of leetspeak and binary code, and, uh, uh, (sulks off in pouting).
Yeahhh, so anyways, SEC media days, who’s pumped?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jul 19, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
ACC fan? Is there such a thing?
I’m a Georgia Tech fan. The ACC is a means to an end, and not a particularly good one.
Rich Brook's thinks all of your a wussy shits.
And now he returns to his bungalow, over looking the atlantic as he sipps on his sun rise bourbon
Don't give up, don't ever give up ~ Jim Valvano
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