MAURKICE POUNCEY MIGHT HAVE HAD AGENT CONTACT TOO
If you see a sports agent within fifty miles of your fair team's campus, do yourselves a favor and RUN THEM OVER WITH YOUR CAR BACK UP AND DO IT AGAIN AND DO NOT CEASE DOING THIS UNTIL HE/SHE IS PART OF THE ROADWAY.
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I thought the Gators paid with straight cash?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
False. You
They’re paid with some of that real sticky icky
(Yes, I dearly love any chance I get to link to http://wholesalemarijuanaseeds.com)
The new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar! Open the wardrobe is not yet found love after another the right clothes? So, also waiting for? Immediate action bar!
That's funny as hell...
Back in December I told my friend that the only way Cincinnati was going to win the Sugar Bowl is if one of the Gator players was caught with a bag full of cash.
I might have been closer than I realized.
by Bleeding Red, Black, and Bourbon on Jul 19, 2010 12:55 PM EDT reply actions
For what it's worth...
a poster on a board I frequent, who is seemingly well-connected and is almost always spot-on about these sort of things, said there are currently 9 schools the NCAA is looking into.
Since this is apparently going to be a recurring theme going forward thanks to Southern Cal’s shenanigans, the only logical solution to this problem would be to institute a Carroll Cup in this here corner of the interwebs for NCAA violators henceforth. Dust off your bylaws, ladies & gents.
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jul 19, 2010 1:08 PM EDT reply actions 17 recs
"the only logical solution to this problem would be to institute a Carroll Cup"
This.
Brian Kelly says no Spicy Sea Nuggets.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 19, 2010 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Rec'd with feverish sexual violence
The new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar! Open the wardrobe is not yet found love after another the right clothes? So, also waiting for? Immediate action bar!
by Old South on Jul 19, 2010 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Really? Feverish Sexual Violence is my cousin!
Thank him for the rec and tell him I said hey. And that he still owes me $500 for when I had to do that thing for him with the ketamine & the backhoe.
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jul 19, 2010 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh god this is going to cause problems at nearly every school with a player who has talent
Don't give up, don't ever give up ~ Jim Valvano
So you're saying it shouldn't affect Michigan?
by GwinnettGamecock on Jul 19, 2010 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Actually, there was an agent spotted recently in Ann Arbor
Turns out he got lost on his way to Columbus.
Any SEC fan will tell you, that tOSU doesn't have any talent.
So no need for agents in Columbus.
by Crabapple Buck on Jul 19, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions
A Gamecock fan responds to a Clemson fan to talk smack about...Michigan?
by ToStirItRound on Jul 19, 2010 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, my mind bent a little on that one, too.
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 19, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions
It is the one time that bitter rivals can put aside...
…theior venom for each other…when poking fun at other areas of the country.
Auburn and Tennessee fans are a lot like Slinkys...neither are worth much but you do get a sense of satisfaction from pushing them down a flight of stairs
Screw Toledo
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
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by WVPiratesfan on Jul 19, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope WVU
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"He Twittered that pitch" Steve Blass
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by WVPiratesfan on Jul 19, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I love this site.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jul 19, 2010 3:15 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Maybe just run over everyone wearing a bluetooth earpiece?
How do we know for sure they are agents before we run over them, back up over them, run over them again, and then roll their unrecognizable lifeless well-dressed body to the side of the road? And even then, what if they team up and you have to turn into a cartoon Keanu Reeves to fight them off?
by Alabama ManDance on Jul 19, 2010 1:30 PM EDT reply actions
Watch out for Drew Rosenhaus
He’s like the Keanu Reeves for sports agents.
Northwestern Football - All games decided on the last play or your money back.
If only he had a twin
If TV has taught me anything, it’s that confusing the two makes for all kinds of whacky antics.
Which one is the evil one?
Cause if TV has taught ME anything, it’s that one of the twins is always evil.
The one with a goatee
The evil twin ALWAYS has a goatee.
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Jul 19, 2010 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions
That's a trick question
They play for Urban Meyer Florida – they’re both evil.
by GwinnettGamecock on Jul 19, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions
With Tennessee's luck, Eric Berry spent the last two years at UT living in a house made out of
gold bricks. Oh I’m sure Kiffin gave Mr. Berry sound advice about dealing with agents.
Pandemonium Reigns
by Pandemonium Reigns on Jul 19, 2010 1:47 PM EDT reply actions
Look, I love to see the Vols suffer as much as anyone,
But even I wouldn’t wish this on those guys.
by BuddyColtrane on Jul 19, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I would
The new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar! Open the wardrobe is not yet found love after another the right clothes? So, also waiting for? Immediate action bar!
by Old South on Jul 19, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
absolutely rec.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 19, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank you...
I now have tacit permission to do something I’ve wanted to do for years: run over Tom Cruise
After reading that Clemson infraction list
I have a feeling I may have unknowingly committed some NCAA infractions from just living in Gainesville.
Allow a student athlete to pull ahead of you in traffic. Secondary violation.
Move a couple of feet to the side to let a recruit look at the players on the Gator Walk. Secondary violation.
Shake hands with a player, potentially giving that player a positive sense of regard. Major violation.
Keep a major UF player out of jail on an underage drinking charge
because I carried him up two flights of stairs and locked him in his dorm room before the cops came over.
Although, that’s -Fulmer points not Carroll Cup.
I did give Joakim Noah a spatula once so he could bake brownies. Should I report?
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Jul 19, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Carried up stairs?
It must have been one of the quarkbacks.
by GwinnettGamecock on Jul 19, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I feel rather certain that the brownies were more of a violation than the spatula. Guess Joakim rolled the dice on the random drug testing and won. Of course, when your father is professional athlete and icon of his country, your mother is a supermodel and you are a member of a national championship team on your way to the NBA, you are pretty use to rolling the dice and winning.
"You have reached the office of Jimmy Sexton, I'm not in right now...please leave a message."
BEEP – “Jimmy, this is Nick Saban. I appreciate the deal youv’e struck for me with the university. You’ve always been a damn good agent, and I wouldn’t trade you for anybody. That being said, If I ever hear of, or catch, you within 30 miles of any of my players, I will rip your balls off, jam a funnel in the hole, and start pouring the sulfuric acid. Then I’ll get serious. Aight?” – BEEP
If a fan is continually hyping the alleged "academic superiority" of his conference, it's for one obvious reason: they're getting get their ass whipped on the field.
by Dick H on Jul 19, 2010 2:42 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
golf clap
Auburn and Tennessee fans are a lot like Slinkys...neither are worth much but you do get a sense of satisfaction from pushing them down a flight of stairs
where is the expected reply...
…for not posting MDWM, you receive a -1
Auburn and Tennessee fans are a lot like Slinkys...neither are worth much but you do get a sense of satisfaction from pushing them down a flight of stairs
Agreed. But it's monday, in the doldrums of the offseason
You actually expect better?
If a fan is continually hyping the alleged "academic superiority" of his conference, it's for one obvious reason: they're getting get their ass whipped on the field.
when has nick saban ever uttered,
‘Aight’
Seriously.
He doesn’t have time for your common colloquial abbreviated word combinations.
by Boozy McHound on Jul 19, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously? Have you never heard the man speak to the media? He uses it as punctuation.
Pandemonium Reigns
by Pandemonium Reigns on Jul 19, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions
That's what I was thinking
I imagine Saban in colloquial settings is similar to reading a dictionary.
Nick Saban doesn't have time for this shit
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
We need a Godwin's Law for this shit
Nick Saban doesn’t have time, Rich Brooks thinks it’s bullshit, etc, etc….got it.
by ESS EEE SEE Speed on Jul 19, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Not bad...
Those two phrases have been overused so much here, it makes Rick Reilly look original.
by ESS EEE SEE Speed on Jul 19, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
At least Reilly’s fake-folksiness makes up for his unoriginality.
Wait, no it doesn’t.
Matt Daddy is ATQ’s #1 HRD Fan.
by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 19, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
You're thinking Musberger.
I swear on my mother’s name they cloned Reilly from our good buddy Brent, though.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
I split a satellite dish with a couple Notre Dame defensive backs.
Uh-oh.
Brian Kelly says no Spicy Sea Nuggets.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 19, 2010 3:54 PM EDT reply actions
When my sister was at SMC...
One of her friends dated an OL at ND. She (my sister) was the DD on more than one occasion when they all went out.. I won’t turn her in, though, Never take sides against the family.
The real quesiton
Did you have a fire extinguisher on hands at all times, in case they spontaneously burst into flames?
Agent contact
I don’t really see what’s so wrong with agent contact. As long as it’s lovingly done, between two consenting adults, it’s really a victimless crime.
by Eric Angevine on Jul 19, 2010 5:35 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Meanwhile, Chip Tower has made Georgia eligible for the death penalty
http://blogs.ajc.com/recruiting/2010/07/19/did-uga-commit-ncaa-violations-at-dawg-night/
Urinal-Constipation dawg hatin’ conspiracy CHIP TOWER IS A TECK FAN111!!!!
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