THE INTERNET IS HERE TO HELP: FILLING THE THIRD HOUR OF GAMEDAY
by Holly Anderson on Jul 13, 2010 1:03 PM EDT
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PrintCollege GameDay, that most glorious of reasons to wake up on the weekend, is putting a little zing-zang in its 2010 iteration, adding a third full hour to your Saturday morning lolltime. Our merry band of internet has fabricated some fine ideas* about what should constitute this extra hour of programming, and we present them to the deciding parties with our sincere compliments.
This is a mere smattering of what crossed our own Twitter feeds Sunday night, and we're sure you've got more mad genius where all this came from. The party continues in the thread below until someone decides to just give us our own TV show already.
*Dear WWL, please notice that nowhere does anyone mention a desire for anything resembling a small, bald, hobbitsome pastiche-country crooner. Thanks so much.
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Why buy all those vuvuzelas
when they already have Stephen A. Smith?
Brian Kelly says no Spicy Sea Nuggets.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 13, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Updated standing of the Fulmer Cup with Jesse Palmer.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Unfortunately, that's only offseason.
There’s been talk of an in-season version, but I don’t think it’s ever gotten beyond talk.
Wait, the 3rd hour isn't all about Erin Page-views?
Tell Sam Russo, I love his avatar. FRANK F’CKIN ZAPPA, WEASELS RIPPED MY FLESH!
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
Lou Holtz
Eating crackers and reading Shakespeare.
by Jack Fact on Jul 13, 2010 1:21 PM EDT reply actions 15 recs
Friendth, Romanth, countrymen
lend me your earth; I come to bury Thaether, not to praith him.
Brian Kelly says no Spicy Sea Nuggets.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 13, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ith thith a dagger I thee before me?
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
A Horsh! A Horsh!
My kingdom for a horsh!
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
Now isth theth winter of our discontenth made glorithous sthummer by thess son of York
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jul 13, 2010 10:39 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
In all things
to theyn own ssssssssssssselph be true.
Sparty on. Gator done.
by SpartanGator on Jul 14, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Holtz
I tweeted he’d read Saki (intending HH Munro, not some Japanese comic book) (and, if I may be even more specific, “Reginald on House Parties”), just to be different. But I reckon the har factor is the same.
Arth any more than a stewardth?
Doth thou think becauseth thou arth virtuousth there shall be no more cakesth and ale? Shit, I can’t tell Lou’s version from Will’s anymore.
I think we've discovered the next big literary classic spin-off
First there was Zombie Pride and Prejudice, and now we have the Penguin Classics Library, as narrated by Lou Holtz, Football.D.
“Thing, o muthe, of the rage of Achilleth!”
“I thing of armth and a man”
“Call me Ithmael!”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jul 13, 2010 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions
This has possibilities
My first choice would be “Thus Spoke Zarathustra.” No, not the entire work…just the title.
by Jack Fact on Jul 13, 2010 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I think you'd need
to protect the cameras like they do on “Dirty Jobs.”
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
That the possibilities are endless has been established notwithstanding
It wath the betht of timeth; it wath the wortht of timeth.
This needs to happen. By, like, yesterday.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 14, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Extreme Makeover: Doris Burke
_________________
I'm Banana dammit!!!
by BurritoBrosShits on Jul 13, 2010 1:21 PM EDT reply actions
Extreme Makeover: Doris Burke Shelley Smith
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Be careful what you wish for.
Brian Kelly says no Spicy Sea Nuggets.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 13, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Paul Johnson explaining the finer points of the Triple Option.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
This is ESPN we are talking about. Anything informative will not be tolerated.
"Will Rogers never met Barry Switzer."
fine.
Footbaw Bob explains the finer points of the Triple Option
"It’s not Disneyland, people. Get the hell out of the way." NYC Firefighter
by jokastrength on Jul 13, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions
this concept could be applied to any football scheme...
offensive or defensive…
I swear to Pat Dye's pants I will make Trudy Campbell my wife!
by Oscar Whiskey on Jul 13, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Bonus points for plausibility,
since it would be a televised version of the recurring column he did for espn.com a few years ago.
Footbaw? Footbaw or footbaw.
Footbaw guys making YOOOUUUGE footbaw plays on the defensive side of the footbaw makes for exciting footbaw games and lots of punting the footbaw, which I would always do. You need to get your defensive footbaw guys on the footbaw field and run the footbaw right up the middle.
Brian Kelly says no Spicy Sea Nuggets.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 13, 2010 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Or anything at all.
Footbaw Bob explaining household appliances, how to hide bodies, making bathtub shine, whatever.
Simulated Gameday Experience - just like the real thing, only we have smoke machines.
by Chris Pendley on Jul 13, 2010 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Goes something like this...
“Sometimes we run straight, sometimes we run left, sometimes we run right…but we NEVER, EVER try to pass the ball”*
- - unless we’re choking to UGA on our home field late in the game. Again.
by Bleeding Red, Black, and Bourbon on Jul 13, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Keep talking shit
Paul Johnson won’t show up at your house for 25 years and BOOM! he’s in your grill while you wonder where THAT came from.
Wow that's funny...
I was just thinking that it seems like once every 25 years is just about the rate of GT wins in Clean, Old-Fashioned Hate. You must be psychic!
by Bleeding Red, Black, and Bourbon on Jul 13, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Perfecting Your Swing With Ty Willingham.
“…so you need to keep your left arm straight, and then-”
iPhone 4 bought with stolen contractually obligatory buyout money beeps
“UFL running backs coach needed apply now…meh. So make sure to keep your head down…”
Brian Kelly says no Spicy Sea Nuggets.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 13, 2010 1:23 PM EDT reply actions
Minute by minute breakdown:
1st segment: EVERYTHING I KNOW THAT IS BETTER THAN YOUR KNOWLEDGE with Mark May.
2nd segment: THE WAL-MART GREETER’S GUIDE TO DICKSHUN with Lou Holtsch
3rd segment: LEBRON JAMES GETS PAID $ELEVENTY MILLION TO SMILE WINNINGLY AND MAKE PICKS OUT OF HIS ASS with LeBron James
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
or
Just “James Family Values” segments on repeat, Craig teaching a young Adam about hard work by threatening his pewee football coach for Adam not getting enough touches. Craig berating Adam’s 1st grade teacher for not giving him a check plus in “sharing his toys” etc…
"Erin-Go-Braless"
Pre-game interviews conducted on trampoline.
by Jack Fact on Jul 13, 2010 1:29 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
I will totally watch this
if Benny brings his Holy Spirit machine gun.
/wondering how many EDSBS folks even know who Benny is…
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
Todd's Tortured Tummy
Mike Patrick feeding Todd Blackledge jambalaya and nachos until he pops Se7en style. It could be filmed real time and spread out over the season in episodes. Spoiler alert – I get to kick him in the stomach at the end.
by haveagreatday on Jul 13, 2010 1:40 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
That is a really disturbing mental image.
and rec’d
Brian Kelly says no Spicy Sea Nuggets.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 13, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Oops...
Was going to say:
Question, does Todd have to make those ridiculous orgasmic sounds when he’s eating. Cause if not, that’s a dealbreaker.
by Bleeding Red, Black, and Bourbon on Jul 13, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions
seems to me
he starts out making those stupid yum yum noises but then we progress to labored breathing and gagging as he realizes that he is not going to be released and then 15 minutes of the delightful sound of listening to his drool puddle as it drips from his mouth after he loses consciousness. Then we tase him back to the land of the living and put jalapenos on the nachos before cutting away to a gameday guys with a reminder to watch next week to see if Todd survives. I really do not like the taste of the town segment.
by haveagreatday on Jul 13, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions
What's the Score, Sweetheart?
With Ron Franklin and Holly Rowe.
Brian Kelly says no Spicy Sea Nuggets.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 13, 2010 1:47 PM EDT reply actions
Can we get some
Joe Namath Pickup Line segments in there?
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 13, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Unfortunately,
Joe Namath’s pickup lines consist of only one line: “Hi, I’m Joe Namath. You can leave your clothes on the chair over there.”
by El Kabong!!! on Jul 13, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
And, "gimme' a kiss, baby"
Suzy Kolber still feels dirty.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 13, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Personal foul, Joe Namath
Givin’ her the business
I've seen Suzy Kolber
She should feel honored that Joe Willy wanted to kiss her.
(Note to feministas: She shouldn’t have to put up He was out of Fuck. it was Joe Willy, I’d have kissed him!)
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 13, 2010 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions
ESPN Taster's Choice Challenge
“We’ve secretly replaced our original content with repackaged ‘College Football Live’ content from earlier this week. Let’s see if anyone notices…”
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
by Go Big Rev on Jul 13, 2010 2:02 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
tailgate talk
just put some microphones and cameras around the LSU tailgate every week and let tv magic happen
Live from Pee-Wee's Playhouse
Houston Nutt
by Potlucksports on Jul 13, 2010 2:03 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Each week a "Decision" show is filmed
during this show people find out if they are in fact at the right site for Gameday.
"It’s not Disneyland, people. Get the hell out of the way." NYC Firefighter
The “Mudcat” Elmore Car Show and Scooter Emporium, Sponsored by the UGA Police.
by Bleeding Red, Black, and Bourbon on Jul 13, 2010 2:10 PM EDT reply actions
Fashion Tips with Charlie Weis
Pleats are in this fall, but they should always be accompanied by a tightly-cinched belt to accentuate your natural pear shape.
Brian Kelly says no Spicy Sea Nuggets.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 13, 2010 2:12 PM EDT reply actions
Thinly veiled advertisements for ABC/Disney
Hosted by Disney favorite son of the month…Sponsored by ABCs NEW FALL LINEUP!
I hate it.
But I love it.
1-2-3-4-5, them Gators don't take no jive!
by RamboTambo on Jul 13, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
That would last about a minute and a half
I would rather see Mangino, Friedgen, and Fulmergo at it in white castle eating competition…then do P90X.
by Paulie Walnuts on Jul 13, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
A segment for the gameday site...
where they teach old people to actually stand up and cheer for their team.
by JIMatUA on Jul 13, 2010 2:27 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs
Rec’d
"It’s not Disneyland, people. Get the hell out of the way." NYC Firefighter
by jokastrength on Jul 13, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I Just Can't Stop Loving You
60 minute slide show of this week’s photos of Tim Tebow – at practice, at various Denver Starbucks, performing appendix transplants at the children’s hospital, saving puppies in the Philippines……all with lots of blurry objects in the foreground
Who the fuck
does an appendix transplant?
by El Kabong!!! on Jul 13, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Lifestyles of the College Football Famous
Robin Leach goes around and showcases all of the illegal gifts in and around football. USC housing, Oklahoma job market, Memphis High School coaching bonuses, the list goes on and on.
Show ten minute clips of "The Program"
discussing everything ludicrous in each ten minute clip throughout the season.
Les Miles attempting to countdown from 10 seconds to zero
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson
by Sexual Chili on Jul 13, 2010 2:36 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
LOL Les Miles...
The only D1 coach whose gametime management skills make Mike Shula look like james Bond.
Should Daniel moore ever do an LSU series, the first work would be “The Stare”, with Miles gazing gumpfacedly at the field as the clock winds down to zero.
If a fan is continually hyping the alleged "academic superiority" of his conference, it's for one obvious reason: they're getting get their ass whipped on the field.
Sweet Cherub's Song
Ron Franklin reading a phone book – though I doubt the most folks could bear the ecstasy of listening to Ron unabated for a full hour…
Concentration with Vern Lundquist
wherein Vern in introduced to 10 people in 1 minute and attempts for the next hour to correctly match any face to any name without help from Gary Danielson
by TnseVol10 on Jul 13, 2010 2:45 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
"Livin' Big" with Cody and the Man(gino)
Terrence Cody and Mark Mangino talk about the day’s games, and present their picks by butchering the projected losers’ mascots, grilling them with side items in various ways, and heartily eating them on camera. WARNING: This will take the entire Saturday, and ya better hide Bevo…
If a fan is continually hyping the alleged "academic superiority" of his conference, it's for one obvious reason: they're getting get their ass whipped on the field.
Doughnuts Around the USA
Starring Golden Tate, with special guest Charlie Weis
I was fond of
@USFVoodoo5’s idea of just watching all the co-eds do their walks of shame
Herbstreit: And here comes a member of the Delta Zeta house. I see that she elected to carry her heels. Smart move, Scooter?
Corso: I’d say that it’s a very smart move – going barefoot gives her added speed to get back to the house quickly. BUT NOT SO FAST, MY FRIEND! There’s broken glass along McMillan Street, so she better watch out walking barefoot.
by PittScriptBlog on Jul 13, 2010 2:48 PM EDT reply actions 13 recs
Oooh, and she's down!
Looks like the trainers are bringing out the buckets of Starbucks.
Brian Kelly says no Spicy Sea Nuggets.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 13, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Have you ever tried drinking 'Bucks
with a waking drunk? Not for the weak, my friend.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 13, 2010 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
An hour of Mack Brown bitching and complaining about why Texas should be in the Rose Bowl.
/2005
//Bitter Cal fan. The Golden Bears should have been in the Rose Bowl that year!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
by 49er16 on Jul 13, 2010 2:51 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Mastering the Obvious...
With Bill Curry. Treating us to such gems as, “after that Kentucky field goal to go up by 10, Vandy will now need 2 scores to get back in this game.”
Bill's got a new gig
Live break-ins to Bill in the Georgia Dome, waving his arms to hype up the Georgia State fan.
GSU will be fun though...
It will be interesting to watch traditions/gameday rituals be born…Like traveling throughout the SEC for payday games.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 13, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
"Taking the Lumps" w/ Bill Curry
Following the Georgia State program around as they go from massacre to massacre.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jul 13, 2010 10:44 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Like a typical Curry team (GT 1981, for example)
Im hoping their only win of the season comes against Bama.
The upset of all upsets, and exactly what Bama deserves for scheduling the game. Even better if the Tide is undefeated at the time.
Mike Patrick does an investigatory piece on what exactly happened to Brittney Spears
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jul 13, 2010 2:54 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Do we really want to see Mike Patrick's basement?
Simulated Gameday Experience - just like the real thing, only we have smoke machines.
by Chris Pendley on Jul 13, 2010 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
35 uninterrupted minutes
of Craig James in a locked Port-o-Pottie, rolling down a hill.
A large hill. Possibly Annapurna.
Followed by Chris Fowler’s Cheerleader Bench Press
How about a "Double Dare" type of competition between Mike Leach and the TT AD...
Rolling Porta-potties down a hill…one with Craig James inside, the other with Adam James.
Possibilities here are endless…
by five point stance on Jul 13, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Self-exams with Pam Ward
Sponsored by Turfman’s Stainless Speculum and Maker’s Mark.
Hallucinogenic love drugs, sir. The pagans were taking them. We were trying to fit in.
And WD40
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 13, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
What exactly would Pam be examining?
Yeah, I don’t know either.
by five point stance on Jul 13, 2010 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions
all those anorexic cheerleaders need to get tested.
"It’s not Disneyland, people. Get the hell out of the way." NYC Firefighter
by jokastrength on Jul 13, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions
It's the off-season, might as well start the fire:
Random Finebaum callers ‘splainin’ all of Bama’s National Championships.
by A Bullet from Burger on Jul 13, 2010 3:13 PM EDT reply actions
Another of my suggestions
Joe Pa recites Dylan Thomas poems.
Pig Pen this here's Rubber Duck, and I'm about to put the hammer down.
by JimHalpert on Jul 13, 2010 3:14 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
We could get Dr Lou to do the Canterbury Tales.
Joe Pa as always had a modernist streak.
Pig Pen this here's Rubber Duck, and I'm about to put the hammer down.
HEY WHAD I TELLYA
DONT GO GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT WHYDONTCHA TAKE YOUR GAL TO THE SODA FOUNTAIN?
Brian Kelly says no Spicy Sea Nuggets.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 13, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions
The Official Brent Musburger Drinking Game!
When Brent takes a drink, so do you.
Brian Kelly says no Spicy Sea Nuggets.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 13, 2010 3:14 PM EDT reply actions
Erin Andrews works out with the Shake Weight!
You know you’d watch it.
by treypops on Jul 13, 2010 3:18 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
Rec'd
That would possibly be the most TIVO’ed event of all time.
Take that, LOST.
by PittScriptBlog on Jul 13, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh hail yeah
Followed by a turn on the Thigh-Master
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 13, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Behind the scenes of Zook getting
better and better.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jul 13, 2010 3:23 PM EDT reply actions
Houston Nutt’s Cookin’ with Paula Deen!
( With Subtitles and Textin’ )
by D-Macs LoveChile on Jul 13, 2010 3:23 PM EDT reply actions
The Fresh Prince of Manhattan (KS)
Each week Ron Prince completes a hypothetical job interview for the job of whatever coach is determined to be on the hot seat that week.
“After losing on the road early to South Carolina, a lot of folks are talking about whether Mark Richt is on the hotseat. If he is, our own Fresh Prince of Manhattan thinks he should get the Georgia job. Take it away, Ron…”
by okiedomer on Jul 13, 2010 3:26 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
An hour with ESPN producers
explaining in great detail the decision making process of choosing that week’s Gameday location.
Mike Golic walking from tailgate to tailgate and eating all of their food.
Voodoo Five - South Florida Bulls SBN Blog
The Toughest Blog in America
by Jamie DeVriend on Jul 13, 2010 3:40 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
I'm going to co-opt Paul Finebaum's idea: SEC Barfight Tournament
Per F-bomb’s request, Tennessee is seeded 1st.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jul 13, 2010 3:46 PM EDT reply actions
Live, minute-by-minute coverage
of the Washington State flag being handed over to the next WSU douche and carried to GameDay.
So its a different WSU douche each week?
I figured there was one pathetic WSU fan driving around the southland.
Each week a 1 hour special "catching up" with a retired football coach.
Fly-fishing with Joe Tiller
Antique shopping with Lloyd Carr
Horseshoes tournament with Hayden Fry
Gardening tips with Rich Brooks
Go karting with Vince Dooley
Skydiving with Bobby Bowden
filmed at Krispy Kreme locations throughout the South
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 13, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Farming and Beating Hippies with Wooden Sticks with Danny Ford
Don't give up, don't ever give up ~ Jim Valvano
I would watch that….
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Jul 13, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Tales from the Crypt
with Frank Broyles and Bobbie Bowden.
If we're taking gardening from Brooks, we can give him Noir Golf Updates
Going fly fishing in a small stream and thunder heads are moving in. Played 27 holes and was 7 over.
He has the greatest life in the world.
And yet…
And yet…
The new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar! Open the wardrobe is not yet found love after another the right clothes? So, also waiting for? Immediate action bar!
and BTW
Rich Brooks’ Twitter feed is full of references to fishing on the waters flowing out of the northern Sierra Nevada
Caught some small rainbows. Had a good time fishing small Deer creek. So much brush I had to get wet to fish it.
10:09 PM Jul 7th via Echofon
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jul 13, 2010 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Cage fighting with zombie Woody Hayes
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jul 13, 2010 10:46 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Keep on Smilin' with Desmond Howard
Des explains how to maintain the toothiest of toothy smiles. What a dikbag.
Make it right!
With a special segment:
Tie Knots: Too Big to Fail?
Brian Kelly says no Spicy Sea Nuggets.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jul 13, 2010 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions
even the missus
says “the orange guy or the guy with the pencil ought to tell the black guy his knot is way too big.” and then she says in an offhanded way that fowler is handsome. I can only concur.
by haveagreatday on Jul 13, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Failing Your Way to Success
-With Lane Kiffen
What’s Your Problem?
-A discussion show with Pete Carrol and Jim Harbaugh
Story Time with Uncle Barry
Legendary Coach Barry Switzer regales us with stories of cocaine, coeds and championships in what would prove to be the most entertaining and educational college football program ever put on the air.
"This Week in Miami Youth Football" hosted by Luther Campbell.
Voodoo Five - South Florida Bulls SBN Blog
The Toughest Blog in America
by Jamie DeVriend on Jul 13, 2010 4:44 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Nepotism Weekly
Dan & Cody Hawkins discuss the week in college football family dynamics. Special guests include Vince & Derek Dooley, The Bowden Family, Lane & Monte Kiffin, Bo & Carl Pelini, Bob & Mike Stoops and many, many more.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
Where are they now?
Episode 1: Odell Thurman pouring a 40 oz. on his Bengals Jersey behind the Taco Stand.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Running Man 2010
Jamie Howard released in the killing fields of an LSU football gameday tailgate. Richard Dawson hosting, natch.
by He's the Chiz and nobody beats him on Jul 13, 2010 5:47 PM EDT reply actions
Cops
with the TN Vols football team. Intro song “bad boyz, bad boyz, what you gonna do when they come for you” sung by Darren Myles.
Ethical Recruiting Tips by Urban Meyer
…not sure what to do with the other 58:30 of the hour, though.
by SoFla Tideroller on Jul 13, 2010 6:15 PM EDT reply actions
"Doing Stuff with Jevan Snead"
topics include:
attempting to tie his own shoes
attempting to untie his shoes
coloring inside the lines
getting tackled
blaming other people
If you see J.T. Bowtie, tell him to find me in the grove... if he can get in.
by Jevan Snead's Agent on Jul 13, 2010 8:21 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Whittiling and telling kids to "get off my lawn" with Monty Kiffin
narrated by the guy that does the Smucker’s Jelly commercials.
What you're seeing is team spirit. It's like the Holy Spirit, but more powerful.
-Hank Hill
Trojan Tail - Hosted by Lane Kiffin
A reality show in the style of “Rock of Love” where young, promiscuous coeds compete for the chance to become official USC “hostesses” for prospective recruits. Co-starring Ed Orgeron and Monte Kiffin as judges.
by Paulie Walnuts on Jul 13, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions
Real World: Athens, Ohio
We spend an hour each week watching what happens to Frank Solich after he’s been slipped some roofies/GHB.
by GeauxIrish on Jul 14, 2010 1:03 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Fulmer Cup Cops
Ep. 1: Tennessee Football players and the (off-duty) cops they asault.
Ep. 2: Oregon Ducks, the program
Ep. 3: Great Moments in FC history: Elias T. Jones
Ep. 4: Secondary Violations as learned the hard way by Lane Kiffin
This last one would be sponsored by Stanford University and their School of Giving Primary Violations to USC in the 4th Quarter.
Ep. 5: CSI: Morgantown, WVa – Tracking arsonists and the couches they ignite
Ep. 6: CSI: Columbus, OH – Tracking styrofoam cooler poopers
Dont forget "scooter patrol" in Athens, GA
As hilarious as it is, and as much as they deserve it, even I think the uga players are getting screwed.
I would also suggest
Pistol Whip: The Trent Pupello Story
by Rocket Ship Science on Jul 14, 2010 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Segment: Leaders of Tomorrow
Chris Fowler interviews the drunk students to get their take on current-events/politics.
think, Daily Show at Arizona State…
Survivor - the road to 85
Follow Nick Saban’s 47-man freshman class from the time they sign their letters of intent until opening kickoff. Obviously, this will be tape delayed and edited like Deadliest Catch. Will that hangnail lead Jim Bob to transfer? Demetrius dropped two passes in practice, will he risk going out for a beer tonight?
by masked_avenger on Jul 14, 2010 8:54 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Sylvester Croom Explaining
why he thought the Grammatica brothers would have made excellent QB’s in the SEC.
by CoastalCowbell on Jul 14, 2010 10:11 AM EDT reply actions
Lonely internet reader
revisits EDSBS to see if the Digital Viking ever got posted.
Spending an hour each week reading the comments on Orson's most famous post
The one detailing 52 reasons why ESPN sucks.
Two words:
Little Jovi.
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