I'm going to miss that handle.  Big Ten, I know I've called you at least eleven ten different things over the years, but I always revert to "the Big 10leven" in a pinch.  With your pending twelfth member, the name will quickly lose it's relevance, so it's best to retire you now and work on a more accurate replacement.

Bonus: EDSBS, what do you like?  Big 10welve doesn't sound very good, and if you slur it, like say, after a day of drinking, it just sounds like "Big Tuhwelve".  That's going to end up causing confusion and deflect attention from the mis-name.  Big Integer has been in rotation already.  Should we just bump it up to the go-to nickname since it covers all* possibilities?

Double super-bonus: Is the Big 12 the Big 12leven until further notice? 

*Note: Big Integer does not cover partial and irrational possibilities