And starts the Jerry Jones Conference. Starts out like this: Missouri
and Nebraska go to the Big Ten. Jerry Jones uses his connections and
takes the remaining ten Big 12 schools and robs the SEC by taking
LSU and Arkansas and adds SMU, Houston, TCU and Rice. Hooray,
the Southwest conference is back and better than ever with LSU.

Some of you may snicker at adding SMU but consider that SMU is in
Dallas and would play their home games at Jerry World. He could buy
the Astrodome and make Rice and Houston play there. Plus, Jerry
could move the conference championship from Kansas City down to his
own little slice of heaven in Dallas. He easily steal Arkansas because
he practically owns the school. LSU would be a bit harder but he could
thrown Texas and Oklahoma at them plus the economic downturn that
is eventually going to empty out the remainder of Louisiana.

Jerry would then create the Jerry network and put all the conference
games on it and then sue the NFL for the rights to show "How 'bout
them Cowboys" which would run 12 hours a day.

I know it's crazy talk but you have to be thinking Jerry is drinking a
scotch whiskey, smoking a cigar and thinking about it.