Your world turns orange and white
No blue chips in an empty room
Your team starts fallin' down
Better change your tune
Yeah, you reach for the golden ring
Go seven and FIIIVE!!!!
Derek, just spread your wings
Run, run, run the ball
Cause you know ain't got the pass
On the scoreboard left behind
'Cause your team is asssssss
Standin' with perfect hair
Never lose your part!
Well Derek sends special teams...
To punt HIIIIGHer and HIIIIGHer
Straight up they'll climb
You'll punt higher and higher
From your own ten yard liiiiiiine...
This latest Tennessean punter is a Colquitt and there's nothing you can do to convince us that this is not another one plucked from the synth-vats producing them somewhere outside of Montecito, California. In a quasi-related note, the video for Dreams is the most inspirational shit ever, and makes us want to comfort a dyed blond in acid-wash, open a successful chain of car washes, and roar off into the sunset on a jet-ski sunburned and holding a beer in each hand.