BIEBER WILL NOT FORGET THIS OUTRAGE, WARPLAINSMEAGLETIGERS
by Spencer Hall on May 17, 2010 11:09 AM EDT
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PrintBieber's write-in campaign has been denied by the powers-that-be, and that's fine, Auburn. If you want to turn down the opportunity to have the most metal intro in all of college football so you can have one of eight songs everyone else uses, oh, sure: you go right ahead and serve up that cold hot dog on a stale bun, Auburn. Bieber will be waiting for the right moment, stalking you patiently like a praying mantis on Adderall with a sniper rifle. And when the time is right, he'll kill you, because Bieber's favorite dish is revenge, and he likes it served three tenths of a degree above absolute zero, bitch.
Run all you like, Gene Chizik. It will only make him angrier.
In the meantime, you have only once choice for an appropriate song for Auburn's intro: HAMSTER TRUCK.
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Bieber's vengance would be like the wrath of Germany after Versailles
but he doesn’t know what Germany is.
/grumble grumble kids these days no respect
Brian Kelly says no hat ceremonies.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 17, 2010 11:20 AM EDT reply actions
THEY HATE DEMOCRACY!!! TELL YOUR CONGRESSMEN WE WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS! THIS IS AHMURCAH!!!!
by Taylor Bridges on May 17, 2010 11:24 AM EDT reply actions
The great American.....
Ricky Stanzi is not amused by Auburn suborning the democratic process. He demands satisfaction……
"Poppa been this smooth since days of Underoos" Notorious B.I.G.
http://barrelofrum.blogspot.com/
by Hash Slinger on May 17, 2010 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, I was wrong about one thing.
Apparently, everyone has moved on from “Welcome to the Jungle.”
/thankyoubabyjesus
And moved forward to TobyMac.
//swallowscyanidecapsule
I'm Irish. I'm going to have to deal with something being wrong the rest of my life.
by boddagettaflyer on May 17, 2010 11:34 AM EDT reply actions
That's just a little bit crazy.
Hey, look, I’m unapologetic about being a Christian and all, but contemplating a world in which TobyMac has a song up for Auburn’s “theme music” is batshit crazy in my book.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
I’ve always been slighty embarrassed by fellow auburn fans terrible taste in music. But what can you expect when you’re surrounded by frat-brah cover bands Thursday to Sunday…
Bammero delenda est
by Oscar Whiskey on May 17, 2010 12:00 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Yeah, well
I’ve always been embarrassed by fellow Christians willingness to buy shitty “Jesus is my boyfriend” music. No accounting for taste in either instance, I guess.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
It gets worse.
Five or six years ago, at one of the games against Forgettable Louisiana Directional University, instead of having the AU Marching Band play halftime, the AD invited a public high school band. Their lineup?
“Holy, Holy, Holy”
“To God be the Glory”
“It Is Well With My Soul” <—-A SONG ABOUT A MAN LOSING HIS WIFE AND CHILDREN IN A SHIPWRECK
For the first time in my life, I booed the band.
I'm Irish. I'm going to have to deal with something being wrong the rest of my life.
by boddagettaflyer on May 17, 2010 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow.
Sunday morning with an organ, that’d be great.
But, really, the next time I suggest “Thunderstruck” for Hymn of the Day I’ll get laughed out of my call. Let’s keep things in their proper arenas, shall we?
That having been said, this has always been one of my favorite Simpsons moments.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
On a somewhat related topic, why don't R&R bands play CF games
AC/DC playing “Highway to hell” (with the school band, of course) during team entrances of the Big XII or the SEC championship game has got to be the textbook defn of a cream dream.
I really think
This ought to be the song anyways.
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk.
by That Other Dave on May 17, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
In our other Screw with Internet voting situation...
Hello Kiffy is struggling with a Florida athlete (shocking, I know).
http://www.esquire.com/women/the-sexiest-woman-alive/sexiest-women-2010/lane-kiffin-vs-heather-mitts
Don’t let this dream die on the vine!
...
Not sure I would be able to find away to link to this video from a sports related post before I completely forgot about this video…
so here is
this video
"It’s not Disneyland, people. Get the hell out of the way." NYC Firefighter
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