I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO HERE
by Spencer Hall on May 13, 2010 3:37 PM EDT
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Get on your ponies and ride them 'till they turn into satchels and Elmer's, boys and girls. You have a mission. Get on it.
1. Go here.
2. Write in "Baby" by Justin Bieber.
3. Fill in information of some semi-credible manner.
4. WATCH AS AUBURN BECOMES THE MOST POPULAR TEAM WITH PANTING TWEENS EVER.
Let's make some memories, dreambabies.
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DITTO!
Thank Gawd Spencer named a Bieber song…I was clueless!
"Red, it took me sixteen years to get here. You play me, and I'll give ya the best I got."
"Give 'em hell, give 'em hell, Stand up and yell, Hey! Justin Bieber, win for Auburn, Power of Dixie Land!"
"Red, it took me sixteen years to get here. You play me, and I'll give ya the best I got."
That's exactly what I said as I hit submit. Great minds
http://inthebleachers.net
by InTheBleachers on May 13, 2010 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Now that's just cold...
and I love it. What kind of fool organization would let random dregs like us vote on their entry song? Oh, yes AUBURN.
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
You think this is bad?
Last year my beloved home state allowed a poll about its new license plate design with no verification whatsoever for the actual voting. ON AN OFFICIAL STATE ACTION. Details about what ensued hyah.
Sometimes people are just dumber than a bag of hammers.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
Yeah Rev, that's pretty bad.
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on May 14, 2010 5:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Done,
Now let me get a deadblow hammer and beat this computer to bits. Won’t burn like my boots will.
It's not what you've done but what you are doing that matters.
And the roses in this grand ol' stadium are once again Crimson. - Eli Gold, CTSN Broadcast of the BCS Championship Game at the Rose Bowl, 1-7-2010
this
needs to spread to an all-cfb blog-supported effort immediately.
I'm in
And someone needs to tell Beiber not to ride on his scooter backwards because it messes up his hair.
by Joel Hollingsworth on May 13, 2010 3:49 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Goodness sakes
It took y’all long enough. This has been up for over a week.
Y’all slippin
/voted for Shoot to Thrill
That's right.
Try and mask your panic with nonchalant contempt. JUST TRY.
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on May 13, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
So you settled on "Baby" by Justin Bieber
you asshole!
what were some of the other songs you considered?
we’re screwed
this must be the revenge for the last two times our teams met – served oh so cold
We are THE tigersthatsaywareagle
Its actually
a lovely little diddy…..very inspiring….
No one's really gonna to be free until nerd persecution ends - Gilbert Lowe
Are you saying that
Kiffykins isn’t?
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on May 13, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I was waiting for this...
You’re becoming predictable Senor Swindle and it’s only a matter of time till Wes Byrum defeats you again…
Bammero delenda est
by Oscar Whiskey on May 13, 2010 3:52 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
God damnit oh so very very much
We should have known better than to allow write-in votes. Stupid Democracy.
/AU alum
by SEC Supremacist on May 13, 2010 3:52 PM EDT reply actions
Done
If an election isn’t tained by massive and widespread voter fraud, I want no part of it.
Brian Kelly says no hat ceremonies.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 13, 2010 3:55 PM EDT reply actions
*tainted
Unlike some people, my typos don’t crash the stock market. Usually.
Brian Kelly says no hat ceremonies.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 13, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Our lab thought that was pretty funny
one of our profs cut his teeth designing those marketwatch algorithims
It's not that I'm lazy, Bob,
it’s that I just don’t care…
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
I saw this on AL.com today also
Goddamnit Jacobs. Sometimes I wonder what the fuck passes for brains in our athletic department management.
We can thank jokastrength
for alerting EDSBS to this.
Damn Georgia fans
We are THE tigersthatsaywareagle
Your Welcome
"It’s not Disneyland, people. Get the hell out of the way." NYC Firefighter
by jokastrength on May 13, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
arrrg
you’re welcome.
"It’s not Disneyland, people. Get the hell out of the way." NYC Firefighter
by jokastrength on May 13, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Bane of my existence*
Yeah, it’s been a running commentary in my office here in the Holy City.
*After Bama but tied with LSU
by PalmettoTiger on May 13, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I was waiting for an Allen Iverson moment
during the video……sadly, it never came…..
http://www.mtv.com/videos/justin-bieber/487410/baby.jhtml
No one's really gonna to be free until nerd persecution ends - Gilbert Lowe
WATCH AS AUBURN BECOMES THE MOST POPULAR TEAM WITH PANTING TWEENS EVER.
Kiffin actually thinks this would be a good thing
We are THE tigersthatsaywareagle
I know there's a sociology class joke here....
"Yeah, it's Tennessee, that's the way it is sometimes." - Corey Zickefoose, Pulitzer Prize winner and robbery victim
"This is not the end. This is the beginning." - The Great and Powerful Saban
by Thomas Walker Esq on May 13, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Ordinarily, I would have voted for “Rikki Don’t Lose that Number.”
SMOOTH DAMN EAGLE.
"God dammit, Donald"
by DougoUConnPlaysFootball? on May 13, 2010 4:18 PM EDT reply actions
Done.
14-13 =)
(yeah, I’m gonna milk it as long as I can get away with it. Although I like how the matchup works in basketball and baseball lately too.)
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
You guys overestimate yourself.
Never underestimate the power of 100,000 rednecks who still want “Welcome to the Jungle.”
/doesn’tknowwhichoneisworse
//looksaround,shootsselfinhead
I'm Irish. I'm going to have to deal with something being wrong the rest of my life.
by boddagettaflyer on May 13, 2010 4:24 PM EDT reply actions
Never underestimate
the power of a million teenage girls if word of this campaign spread to any teenybopper website/magazine.
"The intensity of the dump was the problem" - Nick Saban
by Bazarov, the Last Romanov on May 13, 2010 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Then someone needs to get on this...
if they have any influence on one of those websites, or can email someone who does. Go Bieber!
they can keep that bullshit song.
but the 100,000 rednecks still have dial up and don’t get online so it wont happen
"get your ass ready for a streetfight... and i like a streetfight."
by make his ass quit! on May 13, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
True, they're still on AOL.
But that’s what the “lye-bree’s” for.
I'm Irish. I'm going to have to deal with something being wrong the rest of my life.
by boddagettaflyer on May 14, 2010 7:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Songs that inspire confidence
Why give up? Why give in?
It’s not enough. It never is.
So I will go on until the end.
Until the end? Someone thought these lyrics would inspire the fans? Let’s mail it in, team!
In other news, I expect a new “Panting Tweens” recruiting rule to come down from the NCAA momentarily.
USC would violate the Panting Tweens Rule within 30 seconds of its enactment.
Fortunately for the Trogans, a dandelion puffball would float past the NCAA offices, distracting all monitoring and enforcement agencies.
Brian Kelly says no hat ceremonies.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on May 13, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Panting tweens?
But Zach Mettenberger already got kicked off UGA.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on May 13, 2010 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
You just can't do that to girls...
Zach is more of a pantsing tween.
by Roll Fizzlebeef on May 13, 2010 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Much better choices
Not my usual listening but “Planet Hell” by Nightwish, or about the first half anyway, is really the only choice here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnAKUauvayc
Sick drums.
Ed Orgeron
already has a pack of Panting Tweens ready to chap up the next ninth grade blue chipper…..
No one's really gonna to be free until nerd persecution ends - Gilbert Lowe
I wrote in "Strokin'" by Clarence Carter.
Clarence Carter Clarence Carter Clarence Carter OOOOOOOOO, SHIT! Clarence Carter
Pig Pen this here's Rubber Duck, and I'm about to put the hammer down.
by JimHalpert on May 13, 2010 4:35 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Unfortunately
(well, for non-Auburn fans) I think the write-in votes are being treated as “suggestions” for the next round of voting, not as actual votes. I’ll be very, very surprised if Mr. (or Miss) Bieber is made available as a choice in the final 8.
Not that you shouldn’t make an effort, of course. I just don’t want anyone disappointed.
Well, it would be....
Pretty easy picking for THE OSU:
http://www.casttv.com/video/e52bb2/the-pretenders-i-went-back-to-ohio-video
No one's really gonna to be free until nerd persecution ends - Gilbert Lowe
As much as this movement sent me into panic initally
I’d be proud to see EDSBS have such an impact, even if it were personally embarrassing for a year.
We are THE tigersthatsaywareagle
The Chiz and Backwards Hat Trooper
So damn hip
Will Trooper's statue
feature real towel-waving action? Or maybe fire in place of the towel?
by bumblebeetuna on May 13, 2010 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions
He's hip-bumping the midget from Kenny Irons' suitcase
It’s gonna be awesome
by JCCW Jerry on May 13, 2010 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Fire is actually an awesome idea
and of course crotch enhancements on both
We are THE tigersthatsaywareagle
Done done and done
I topped it all off by giving my name/email as my boss’ boss’ boss. I’m in the military, so that should tell you something right there.
Let’s see what happens!
Hope he’s an Auburn/Bieber fan.
All my Auburn friends
are voting in this poll with their real email addresses, whether they know it or not.
by GwinnettGamecock on May 13, 2010 5:02 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
Rec'd
Rec’d for the clever idea. Almost unrec’d for being able to use the phrase “All by Auburn friends.”
You can't live around Atlanta
without knowing a half dozen Auburn fans and alums. There’s only so much room at Kennesaw State.
After looking over the list, they should be more embarrassed by some of the legitimate options. If I attended a game where the team ran out to a lame, teeny pop song, I would think, “Somebody in the AD has a great sense of humor and would probably be cool to hang out with.” If they ran out to Thunderstruck (among others), I’d think, ‘Please sterilize whoever chose this Fratty-trite-crap, brah.’"
by GwinnettGamecock on May 13, 2010 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I agree, I like maybe one or two songs on the list
The entrance music has been hor-awful the last few years. Beiber may actually be an improvement.
by jd is legend on May 13, 2010 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions
There's a difference between "knowing"
and “being friends with”.
I understand Auburn's presence in Atlanta
I live in Atlanta. I was born and reared in LaGrange, GA, which was full of Auburn types. I stand by my statement.
are you calling LaGrange Atlanta?
"It’s not Disneyland, people. Get the hell out of the way." NYC Firefighter
by jokastrength on May 14, 2010 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Not at all.
Those are two different statements. I’m a LaGrange native. I live in Atlanta (not Roswell, not Snellville, not Forest Park, not Decatur, not Sandy Springs). And to support my Auburn acquaintance expertise, I’ll add that I lived on Georgia’s west coast (Columbus) for 13 years.
Cool
It is annoying to live in Atlanta. People always ask what part- like Dunwoody- no people- Atlanta.
"It’s not Disneyland, people. Get the hell out of the way." NYC Firefighter
by jokastrength on May 14, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Corrollary:
The people (invariably from a small town) who ask if you know “my cousin so and so.” Right. Because in a metro area of more than 5 million, I’m gonna know some random schmuck in Douglasville.
I'm Irish. I'm going to have to deal with something being wrong the rest of my life.
by boddagettaflyer on May 14, 2010 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions
What part?
And if you say something like Inman Park or Morningside (I’m in Midtown, actually), they have no idea what you’re talking about. And if you describe it, they say, “Oh. You live downtown.” Downtown!
Downtown?
That’s yer home address.
Ya live… Downtown…
When yer life’s a mess…
You thought I was going to go Petula Clark, but I went Little Shop on you.
And they said HS drama classes were a waste of time!
by GwinnettGamecock on May 14, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Even people who think they know
get tripped up. I lived in Home Park while in school. That’s Home Park, not Midtown, you suburbanites!
You are correct
After looking over the list, they should be more embarrassed by some of the legitimate options.
We are THE tigersthatsaywareagle
You know why...
Q: What do UGA students and Auburn students have in common?
A: They both applied to UGA.
by Dante_ on May 14, 2010 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
rec’d
"It’s not Disneyland, people. Get the hell out of the way." NYC Firefighter
by jokastrength on May 14, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions
MDWM
Really? That’s the best you got? My 4 year old LSU fan neice brings it harsher than that.
I'm Irish. I'm going to have to deal with something being wrong the rest of my life.
by boddagettaflyer on May 14, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Hahahaha
Once a Dawg, always a Dawg. How sweet it is!
by howsweet_itis on May 15, 2010 3:06 AM EDT up reply actions
I was accepted at Auburn
without having applied. I just listed them as one of the schools to send my SAT score to. The next thing I know I got a letter of acceptance.
Prime example of the correct way to troll teh intrawebz.
Once a Dawg, always a Dawg. How sweet it is!
by howsweet_itis on May 14, 2010 4:11 AM EDT up reply actions
So is it official now?
Have we opened an EDSBS chapter of the Cacophony Society?
…
…
…
’bout damn time.
Count yourselves lucky, Barners...
Orson could have hit the nuke button and made that horrible Osborne Brothers version of Rocky Top the option.
So it is written...
and now it is done. WAR DAMN BIEBER!
"It's not revenge he's after, it's a reckoning."
interestingly...
it just so happens the president of peru and every member of his cabinet have recently voted for this exact song to win the contest.
Roll 'Bama Roll: The Champagne of 'Bama Blogs.
Out of 16 songs...
there are TWO songs by Saliva?!? That’s what makes me think that some interns in the athletic department are messing with people.
That being said, and this being Auburn, I am utterly flabbergasted at the lack of Nickelback or Creed.
"The intensity of the dump was the problem" - Nick Saban
by Bazarov, the Last Romanov on May 13, 2010 5:57 PM EDT reply actions
Outstanding
This just made my day. War Bieber
by Jevan Snead's Agent on May 13, 2010 6:23 PM EDT reply actions
What I love
I love that one of the choices is CLEARLY the song WE, ALABAMA used for the 2009 season, Thunderstruck by AC/DC. Please God let that one win so for the next yr we can all talk about how they not only can’t beat us they can’t even pick an original entrance song. Man I am glad I’m a Bama fan. Roll Tide
by Donya Franklin Rumore on May 13, 2010 6:24 PM EDT reply actions
Thunderous it may be,
but “original” it ain’t. The both of you got beat by the University of North Dakota, which is the first and last time that sentence will ever be typed, anywhere.
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on May 13, 2010 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions
No doubt...
that song is ubiquitous at various and sundry sporting events…both collegiate and professional.
There is one piece of music that should never be heard again...
…in any stadium. That crap they play in almost all stadiums for the opening kickoff…fuckin’ soccer music.
Auburn and Tennessee fans are a lot like Slinkys...neither are worth much but you do get a sense of satisfaction from pushing them down a flight of stairs
that ooh-ooh-aay-aay-ooh song?
Grating. Makes me want to firebomb [name redacted] when I hear it.
It's not what you've done but what you are doing that matters.
And the roses in this grand ol' stadium are once again Crimson. - Eli Gold, CTSN Broadcast of the BCS Championship Game at the Rose Bowl, 1-7-2010
by AlabamaJammer on May 14, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions
...until we field hockey teams
and if that happens, bless our hearts.
semi-related: b/f went to UND, and while I am in fact a bama homer, I just said to my laptop “UND, WHAT?!?!? SUCK IT BAM…er” :-|
sigh.
by maid of dishonor on May 14, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
Gator pre-game has been using Thunderstruck for a while.
Crowd even has a synced chomping motion to the bass drum.
man
that might be one of the greatest get em boys song ever.
"get your ass ready for a streetfight... and i like a streetfight."
by make his ass quit! on May 13, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
entance song national championship?
We are THE tigersthatsaywareagle
by cowcollege on May 14, 2010 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
done and done...and giggling.
"Hush now, let it go now. I know it's time to go. Time to let this fall from my hands" VNV Nation, "From My Hands"
by Stuck in the Plains on May 13, 2010 6:32 PM EDT reply actions
Damn it feels good..
…to be a Dawg fan right now. This is going to be awesome!
Over; in an effort to reduce our dependence on foreign oil, MaconDawg will be a consumer of Tennessee Oil (read: Jack Daniel’s) and will require approximately 3.5 barbecue sandwiches to remain spry and ready to cheer on the Dawgs. -hailtogeorgia
Say...
Is that a blackout avatar? :D
Good times in Athens!
Roll Tide!
Say...
The blackout vs. Alabama wasn’t the only one.
Once a Dawg, always a Dawg. How sweet it is!
by howsweet_itis on May 14, 2010 4:04 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm aware, but...
You can’t say they’ll be doing another one soon after looking just plain foolish against Bama. Caleb King personally told me there won’t be another blackout anytime soon after the way that went.
Wow you know Caleb King personally and have private conversations with him?!?!?!?!?!?
I need to be your friend
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
by Southern Dawg on May 14, 2010 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't know him...
He just went to my high school through Junior year (before he left because he wasn’t going to be able to graduate seeing as he failed the graduation test.), so he was at our homecoming game a week later. Ran into him there.
I know. No one wants to have another blackout. Half the student population didn’t even want to do it the second time we did it. But, the Auburn blackout was still a really good time for us and we like to remember it fondly. I think that’s okay.
Once a Dawg, always a Dawg. How sweet it is!
by howsweet_itis on May 15, 2010 3:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Why?
"get your ass ready for a streetfight... and i like a streetfight."
by make his ass quit! on May 13, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
May the good Lord shine a light on you, Spencer Hall
May He make every song your favorite tune, and may He make all your days be Saturdays.
I love this.
I hate Auburn.
Go 'Dawgs!
Done sir Done
Bama fan since birth, 49ers fan since '86, Hawks and Braves fan since '87(when I got TBS for the first time)
I'm In Like Flynn Dept (((Even though I would pick Auburn over Bama Any Day))))
I even inserted wareagle in the “email” address box!
Kiffykins needs help desperately too in the Esquire beauty contest voting thang…he is getting bushwacked right now
I did it
However, I would have preferred “You’re the Best” by Joe Esposito or “Live to Win” by Paul Stanley.
I wonder what will happen when Bama fans get a hold of this grassroots campaign.
Justin Bieber
the song bird of his generation…
Done and done....are we an item? girl, quit playin'!
My suggestion would be “Loser” by Beck….or “Yakety Sax” with Benny Hill video accompanying it, complete with little bald old man running around in fast forward….helll for Auburn, “Rape Me” by Nirvana would be the shit…
If Auburn wants to follow Nick Sabans script, they must go undefeated this year in the SEC...and do it again next year, AND win the BCS....good luck with that.....
by mrpelicanpants on May 13, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions
"...or "Yakety Sax" with Benny Hill video accompanying it,…."
complete with little bald old man running around in fast forward…."
Sounds great, but Finebaum would shoot it down. Running ain’t in his contract.
Done
spread the word …let’s do this people ! …so sweet …lol
That picture
Pedobear is yesterday’s news, now it’s….
Pedo-Chizick!
"You could spend the next fifteen seconds of your life watching a man and a tiger scream together, or you could be an idiot."
Fact.
Is this evil?
that I used my sister’s name (who is an Auburn grad) to enter that?
Can we vote multiple times?
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
yes.
early and often. who knew that gene chizik himself is a bieber fan?!
If only Bieber had covered the "Green Acres" theme song
BTW, Mike Slive also voted. Gonna be a phone call over that.
Done x5
“Ladies and gentlemen…..your Auburrrrrn Tigerrssssssss (Baby, baby, baby, oooooooooooooooooooooh in the background)………BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BOOOOOOOOM MF!
Am I evil for this?
I see Coach Tommy Tuberville at Texas Tech has also voted for this song. Who knew Tubs was a Bieber fan.
I’m going to go start drinking now.
WARBIEBER!
My wife says this would be better than multiple orgasms…like she knows what those are about…
-Mickey Underpants
by Mickey Underpants on May 14, 2010 1:49 PM EDT reply actions
The land of the Invisible Engineers
We always knew they weren’t engineers, now we know they have NO idea about this IntraWebz thing either.
Is that Pooh Bear on Thai Stick?
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on May 15, 2010 7:21 AM EDT reply actions
you people...
are pretty retarded if you think they would let that song actually be the intro song. there’s not just a fuckin robot on the other end that tallies the votes and whatever wins is the entrance song. Keep wasting your time.
Oh No.
I have wasted my time on the internet.
"It’s not Disneyland, people. Get the hell out of the way." NYC Firefighter
by jokastrength on May 17, 2010 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions
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