--Coach Miles, this is fun!
--I know! WHEEEEE!!!
--I'm so glad you came to school today.
--Me too! I love teaching kids about the wonders of reading.
A teacher yells from the building.
--Chelsea! Coach Miles! The bell rang five minutes ago!
The girl turns and frowns at Coach Miles.
--Coach Miles! You got me in trouble! Don't adults watch the clock?
--Depends, kid. It depends.