A BIG DAMN CONFERENCE DEMANDS A BIG DAMN ROBOT
by Holly Anderson on Apr 8, 2010 1:21 PM EDT
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PrintFrom days of the near future, from uncharted regions of the universe, comes a legend; the legend of WACtron, Defender of the Universe, an occasionally mighty 16-team conference, loved by good, feared by evil. As WACtron's legend grew, peace settled across the western-ish United States.
A Flyover Alliance was formed in the Midwest. Together with the good conferences of the nation, they maintained peace throughout the NCAA, until a new horrible menace threatened the coffers of The Increasingly Inaccurately Named Big ten. WACtron was needed once more.
This is the story of the super force of space consultants, specially trained and sent by the Alliance to bring to pass: Televenteentron, Defender of the Universe and slicer of television revenues into tiny bits! Because this totally worked out really fucking well the last time somebody tried it.
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The Barbasol was a nice touch.
by collegegameballs on Apr 8, 2010 1:24 PM EDT reply actions
Oh shit.
I might have just peed a little laughing.
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by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Apr 8, 2010 1:25 PM EDT reply actions
Finally, a voice of sanity.
Well, sort of.
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pretty mediocre, actually.
Man, I hope Big Twelevesixteen expansion rumors never go away. The threat of conference expansion provides much more entertainment than expansion itself, which ends up like this:
With absolutely no apologies to Boston College and their 6 fans.
Brian Kelly says no Burger King at 3 AM.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 8, 2010 1:45 PM EDT reply actions
Hey, now that the game is in Charlotte this year we’re going to have at least 50% of the stadium full.
by collegegameballs on Apr 8, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions
hmm...
did the game get moved to Independence High School?
I kid.
no, it's the one the Panthers play at
but they are also having a Duke vs UNC basketball game at halftime. So, they really do have a valid reason to expect to sell some tickets this year…
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by tempebamafan on Apr 11, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
This business will get out of hand.
And we’ll all be lucky to live through it.
Especially a Pitt/Minnesota championship game.
The Integer Championship game will be spectacular, and you know it.
8:30 AM kickoff, Pam Ward in the booth, and a free cup of Rotel for every fan in attendance. They can even have a punt, punt, and kick competition at halftime for the kids!
The Illinois/Rutgers matchup of 2015 will be must-see TV, trust me.
Brian Kelly says no Burger King at 3 AM.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 8, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions
And you say that
Like ND won’t be in the mix for that Big Tweleventeen champeenship.
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Unfortunately, losing the championship game to Syracuse means we get an automatic bowl bid to [insert middling bowl] in [insert sticky Florida city] versus [insert extremely pissed-off SEC team playing in their own back yard].
Brian Kelly says no Burger King at 3 AM.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 8, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
To make things worse
We only got into the championship game on obscure tiebreakers after a four-way tie with Michigan, Ohio State, and Penn State — and USC killed us in the Rose Bowl (because, srsly, USC not in the Rose Bowl? Who’d believe that?).
Punt, punt, kick you say?
So we’ll be giving Terell Pryor a permanent spot in the league? He’ll be five time champion in five straight years if he just works on his kicking.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Apr 13, 2010 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions
That is a great pitcure of Ron Zook
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The real question is...
Does anybody have an update on the Joe Paterno Immortality Project? After all, there is no point in messing with the Big Tweleven Ten unless we can keep JoePa alive for another 500 years.
by Jonathan Werner on Apr 9, 2010 11:43 AM EDT reply actions
It would’ve made even more sense if the Black Ranger were someone else. See, then Notre Dame could’ve been the Green Ranger (color match), who initially starts out as an evil outsider. This would’ve also given you the opportunity to have Brian Kelly’s head floating atop a Godzilla-like robot. Then, conference expansion could’ve been Green Ranger Notre Dame helping to form the Mega Dragon-Conferencezord.
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