From days of the near future, from uncharted regions of the universe, comes a legend; the legend of WACtron, Defender of the Universe, an occasionally mighty 16-team conference, loved by good, feared by evil. As WACtron's legend grew, peace settled across the western-ish United States.
A Flyover Alliance was formed in the Midwest. Together with the good conferences of the nation, they maintained peace throughout the NCAA, until a new horrible menace threatened the coffers of The Increasingly Inaccurately Named Big ten. WACtron was needed once more.
This is the story of the super force of space consultants, specially trained and sent by the Alliance to bring to pass: Televenteentron, Defender of the Universe and slicer of television revenues into tiny bits! Because this totally worked out really fucking well the last time somebody tried it.