DON'T EVER CHANGE, INTERNET
by Spencer Hall on Apr 23, 2010 8:56 AM EDT
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PrintWarning: one hotly disputed term for a homosexual is at the end. Enhance. Enhance. ENHANCE.
Don't ever change, internet. (That's Mike Pouncey he's kissing, his twin brother.) I mean ISS PROLLY TIM TEBOW'S BOYFRIEND DURR HERPY DERRRRRR---
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No way dude
He’s just like Liberace . . . paying for your boyfriend’s plastic surgery so he looks. Just. Like. You.
"Be worthy as you run upon this hallowed sod, for you have dared to tread where champions have trod."
by Silver Britches on Apr 23, 2010 9:06 AM EDT reply actions
Interestingly enough...when you watch the video clip of this selection on NFL.com...
this part is not shown….instead they cut to watching Tebow’s family watching Pouncey get drafted.
wait a minute
i thought Tim T’s Beau was the guy wearing the EXACT SAME SHIRT as Timmuh and holding on to other dudes’ shoulders for an uncomfortably long period. not that there is anything wrong with that.
...and we shall eat only the red skittles...
by thetennesseethumper on Apr 23, 2010 9:29 AM EDT reply actions
You're F-ing out, I'm F-ing in
… Since when did Kenny Powers get Tivo?
BC Interruption, SBN's Boston College Eagles blog
by Brian Favat on Apr 23, 2010 9:31 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Twin brother or not...
kissing another man on the lips is suspect. Combine with Tebow and his “room mate” on the sidelines, Tebow’s crying, Haden’s crying, and other instances, it’s becoming Urban just likes an emotional bunch who are in touch with their feminine side.
Better to be in touch with your own feminine side than to be touching the feminine side of an
unwilling and drunk twenty-year old co-ed in a dive bar bathroom.
But maybe that’s just me.
unwilling?
Okay, you stumped me there.
"God dammit, Donald"
by DougoUConnPlaysFootball? on Apr 23, 2010 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, that got him kicked off the team...
and do you really want to get into this, what with the breaking into impound lots, attempting to crush the skulls of others with empty beer kegs, 300+ pounders breaking out shotguns for traffic disputes, using the credit card of a teammate’s dead girlfriend, a suspended for drug use until we need him again Marcus Thomas, and several other incidents of malfeasance done by Urban’s top 1% of the top 1%. But hey, at least your coach threatens reporters for accurately quoting his players.
Georgia has had players run afoul of the law, as has Florida. I’m guessing neither side should really throw stones on such issues. But it wouldn’t be inaccurate to say Urban’s boys have a closer bond than it seems most other teams have. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
by Mr. Sanchez on Apr 23, 2010 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Please try to keep up...this is NFL talk...and I was referring to Roethlisberger.
Sheesh. Chill. You LITERALLY had no dawg in this fight.
How does the propensity of Urban's boys showing emotion...
in less than hetero ways, not that there’s anything wrong with that, have any relation to Roethlisberger? I don’t see the connection, but maybe that’s just me.
by Mr. Sanchez on Apr 23, 2010 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Please enlighten me on how the two are connected
what does Roethlisberger have to do with the Gaytors?
by Mr. Sanchez on Apr 23, 2010 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
that weak put down has never seem more...
apropos as it does today.
by Mr. Sanchez on Apr 23, 2010 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Not so much ouch, no...
despite what Col. Jessup thinks, some lawyers can handle the truth. Georgia got waxed by UT last year. It sucked. They’ve been waxed by Tennessee several times recently, those sucked too. Same with damn near every Cocktail Party of the last 20 years. Shit happens, and it’s not like I was a part of the team to do anything about it. As Ned Flanders sang during an impending, at the time thought to be world ending, meteor strike, que cera cera. Like one of the things that will be is Urban’s boys apparently enjoying putting their lips on other boys. Florida fans can just enjoy dealing with an effiminate, but ass kicking, roster. How many college programs wouldn’t take gallons of public tears and frequent male on male lip locking if it meant 2 national titles in four years?
26!
/doesn’tfeelanybetterabouthimself
Curtis Painter
by jokastrength on Apr 23, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions
We think we have UGA's undefeated season
…on a reel-to-reel, but it may be on Betamax.
by Spencer Hall on Apr 23, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Not so much what I was thinking there...
but considering it’s your site, I’m sure you can. [and nice call with the betamax, sorry if you felt I was trying to turn this into a pissing/last word contest]
Rack Em
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60WCy6VJOBM
Although you’ve confused me with this and the others following it. I’m thoroughly vexed.
Seriously? You need me to explain a glib witticism on a blog?
I was just tying your comment into the overall meme (if you will) of the NFL and whether character counts…your phrase “feminine side” made it click for me.
Are you always this much fun to be around?
sad sigh
This blog should never require the explanation of glib witticism.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
It wasn't asking to explain the witticism...
more how there is a connection between Roeth and Florida that zzgator felt was so obvious.
xkcd, ftw
I'm Irish. I'm going to have to deal with something being wrong the rest of my life.
by boddagettaflyer on Apr 23, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I've been around long enough to know
that you really can’t be fully knowledgable of, or secure with, you masculinity until you can be in touch with your feminine side. It also helped me land Mrs. MtnEer. That said, kissing another guy on the lips, even if he is your identical twin is just Eeeuuwwww!
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 23, 2010 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Brokeback Florida
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Ooohh, the sweet sounds of CFB HATE
I can listen to this going on all afternoon. It reminds me so much of how I feel about Pitt.
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 23, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm still wondering about the person who captioned that video...
could they really not tell that was an IDENTICAL COPY of the guy who just got drafted? “Friend”?
Or at least a beatdown from 600 pounds of enraged Pouncey-bear.
by Spencer Hall on Apr 23, 2010 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Come on..
She isn’t that big.
Curtis Painter
by jokastrength on Apr 23, 2010 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm sorry, I didn't know it was their mother.
I thought it was a girlfriend that was about to be “upgraded.”
She doesn’t look old enough to be their mother. Big enough, yes.
by HawkeyeRecon on Apr 23, 2010 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Perhaps Urban is modeling his team off of the Sacred Band of Thebes
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_Band_of_Thebes
But seriously, the screen capture was funny, but thats it. Enhance.
by Go Hide in the V-berth on Apr 23, 2010 2:31 PM EDT reply actions
So being twin brothers is the justification?...
i’ve lived in georgia or south carolina for near 30 years now. I ain’t never seen any siblings, especially two male siblings, kiss like this.
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