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FULMER CUPDATE: THE GREEN GREEN GRASS OF HOME

Good lord, if something pre-empting the Index it must be a spectacular score in the Fulmer Cup. Indeed, it is. Prepare to wake and bake, EDSBS, because the University of Louisiana-Lafayette has decided to major in botany with a minor in business. 

The Lafayette Parish Sheriff's Office arrested four UL football player Monday afternoon on warrants for alleged cultivation of marijuana, which is a felony in Louisiana. Junior linebacker Devon Lewis-Buchanan, sophomore quarterback Blaine Gautier, sophomore cornerback Rodney Gillis and junior safety Chris Richard were booked at 7:04 p.m. Monday into the Lafayette Parish Correctional Center.

You call them drug dealers, we call them stewards of the land, and the Fulmer Cup Judges call them the 4-H Club Ridin' Dirty Edition with a total of thirteen points awarded to UL-LAF for the charges, broken down thusly: 

--3 points for each felony charge times four people, and...

--1 bonus point for finding out about this on 4/20. Yes, look at the calendar. It's 4/20. 

Full Cupdate coming later today with the big board, but the Ragin' Cajuns make a huge splash in their efforts to find something, anything that will calm their cayenne rage. 

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One call to Al Gore, esq. for their defense attorney

They were just trying to decrease their carbon footprint.

by Spartan D on Apr 20, 2010 9:50 AM EDT reply actions  

Your Honor, the prosecution would like to point out

that those sun lamps draw almost as much electricity as Al Gore’s house.

Brian Kelly says no Burger King at 3 AM.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 20, 2010 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

4/20 is also Christian Feast Day...

,,,besides being the unofficial weed smoker’s day…coincidence…

Auburn and Tennessee fans are a lot like Slinkys...neither are worth much but you do get a sense of satisfaction from pushing them down a flight of stairs

by bamachine on Apr 20, 2010 9:54 AM EDT reply actions  

That's alot of cayenne rage to calm

Try getting that out of your head the next time chili-induced indigestion keeps you up at night

Managing Editor/Chief Lackey-And The Valley Shook

by PodKATT on Apr 20, 2010 10:01 AM EDT reply actions  

My eyes, they burn...

…and no amount of mind bleach will make this go away.

by BamaTaxMan on Apr 20, 2010 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dat am one strong lookin peppa, sho.

"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke

by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 20, 2010 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is it just me,

or is he more pink than red?

"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer

by cantcatchuf on Apr 20, 2010 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Salmon colored

/tosses his man-card aside.

It's not what you've done but what you are doing that matters.

And the roses in this grand ol' stadium are once again Crimson. - Eli Gold, CTSN Broadcast of the BCS Championship Game at the Rose Bowl, 1-7-2010

by AlabamaJammer on Apr 20, 2010 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Looks about like

What you end up with a few hours after habanero bbq wings at Taco Mac.

by commodore_dude on Apr 20, 2010 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

When the big board is updated

Can we list them as USL for old times sake?

Managing Editor/Chief Lackey-And The Valley Shook

by PodKATT on Apr 20, 2010 10:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Yes, please!

Southwestern Louisiana is so much better.

Although I do like being able to call them Oo-La-La.

not drunk, just overserved

by Gen. Stoopnagle on Apr 20, 2010 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

At this rate

They may actually top LSU in something football-related. USL alums everywhere will be so proud!

by Billy Gomila on Apr 20, 2010 10:24 AM EDT reply actions  

I love my home state

but we have some of the most Draconian pot laws this side of Thailand. A fucking felony for growin some plants. Hey, kids, it’s ok to get shitfaced drunk and smoke cigs, even though both of those things will eventually kill you and/or probably make you do some things you’ll regret, but don’t smoke this all natural herb that won’t do any of that bad stuff.

Hadoken!!

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