Mike Price: HEY EVERYBODY I FOUND MY MAGIC PICKAXE!!!

Everyone: NOOOOO Mike Price! The Enchanted Pickaxe is so powerful!

The ancients warned us of its powers and spells! You must go and swing it somewhere else! 

Mike Price: Can I show it to the kids? They love to watch things break! 

Everyone: NOOOOO!!!! It's so dangerous, don't put their lives at stake! 

Mike Price: Can I swing it in a crowd?

Everyone: It could hurt someone! It'd be too loud!

Mike Price: Where oh where to swing my pick?

Everyone: Get thee east to Reykjavik!

Mike Price: In the middle of the sea? This barren isle? 

Everyone: Swing it anywhere! There's nothing 'round for miles!

Mike Price: I like this spot. It's full of steam and fire! 

Everyone: Go right ahead Mike Price! What evil could transpire? 

[SWING]

[BOOM]

[VOLCANIC EXPLOSION DISRUPTING EUROPEAN AIR TRAFFIC] 

Europe: 

FIN