A TALE IN PICTURES: MIKE PRICE AND HIS MAGIC PICKAXE
by Spencer Hall on Apr 19, 2010 4:04 PM EDT
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PrintMike Price: HEY EVERYBODY I FOUND MY MAGIC PICKAXE!!!
Everyone: NOOOOO Mike Price! The Enchanted Pickaxe is so powerful!
The ancients warned us of its powers and spells! You must go and swing it somewhere else!
Mike Price: Can I show it to the kids? They love to watch things break!
Everyone: NOOOOO!!!! It's so dangerous, don't put their lives at stake!
Mike Price: Can I swing it in a crowd?
Everyone: It could hurt someone! It'd be too loud!
Mike Price: Where oh where to swing my pick?
Everyone: Get thee east to Reykjavik!
Mike Price: In the middle of the sea? This barren isle?
Everyone: Swing it anywhere! There's nothing 'round for miles!
Mike Price: I like this spot. It's full of steam and fire!
Everyone: Go right ahead Mike Price! What evil could transpire?
[SWING]
[BOOM]
[VOLCANIC EXPLOSION DISRUPTING EUROPEAN AIR TRAFFIC]
Europe:
FIN
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Feel the power of MODIS—it’s like you’re anywhere in the world. FROM SPACE.
http://rapidfire.sci.gsfc.nasa.gov/gallery/2010109-0419/Iceland.A2010109.1250.250m.jpg
I also understand that Terrence Cody requires multiple passes of the satellite to be fully photographed.
by Synaesthesia on Apr 19, 2010 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Eyjafjallajökull Volcano, Iceland
/makes obligatory joke about the volcano’s name being a mouthful
/waits patiently for “that’’s what she said” response….
When I survey the names of folk and power metal bands in my collection, “Eyjafjallajökull” looks like it would fit in there perfectly.
I defy anyone to find something non-metal with that.
by Synaesthesia on Apr 19, 2010 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Moments later the pickaxe and Mike Price
were found at the local Reykjavik nudie bar. Swinging a’plenty!
1-2-3-4-5, them Gators don't take no jive!
It's rølling, þäþy!
Brian Kelly says no Burger King at 3 AM.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Apr 19, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He'd better get there while he can,
because in a few months that titty bar won’t be legal.
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Apr 19, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Absolutely amazing
A legislation banning striptease in Iceland and barring clubs from making profit from the nudity of employees of will take effect on July 1, 2010.
Yet while I was in Iceland you could get Danish porn on at least two channels on the TV.
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 19, 2010 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Scots
Myke Price ees in effete asshole. Fuckin’ wanker. He’s a shiite, man.
Ya know how menna people I know in El Paso fuckin Texas. Fuckall, that’s how menna.
by ESS EEE SEE Speed on Apr 19, 2010 4:46 PM EDT reply actions
"We're Belgium! Notice us!" FTW...
Of course, all Digital Vikings are well aware that this nation exists, and does so to ply us with chocolate, beer, slightly less-shady sex tourism and/oror any combination of the three…
"Hush now, let it go now. I know it's time to go. Time to let this fall from my hands" VNV Nation, "From My Hands"
by Stuck in the Plains on Apr 19, 2010 5:09 PM EDT reply actions
Ain't Babael Fish wonderful?
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 19, 2010 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Mike Price does not have time for this shit...
He’s too busy working on the “3 Yards And a Cloud of Ash” offense…
Orson
I think you left the “r” out of pick.
Auburn and Tennessee fans are a lot like Slinkys...neither are worth much but you do get a sense of satisfaction from pushing them down a flight of stairs
Orson, BTW
You are correct. The vas tmajority of Icelanders speak English better than most of the Continetal countries.
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
Damn, some drunk typing there, boyos.
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 19, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
...and Mountaineers living in South Carolina...
…heh, sorry too easy. Just wish I had seen it before your drunk comment.
Auburn and Tennessee fans are a lot like Slinkys...neither are worth much but you do get a sense of satisfaction from pushing them down a flight of stairs
I'll just break into a Gullah patios
Das OK, bamachine. I jest drank me some mo’ rhum.
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 19, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
that reminds me...
I need to find a way to get in touch with you so I can deliver your rhum. I’ll actually be in Chucktown next week, but without alcohol. That is, I won’t be bringing any. I still plan on consuming. The point is, let me know how to get a hold of you. Please.
Check my SB*Nation profile page.
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Apr 20, 2010 7:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Mike Price is metal?
I don’t fucking think so.
http://www.motleycollegefootball.com/Images/DennisEricksonPitchfork.jpg
Trump card, bizznotches.
by Big Jon on Apr 19, 2010 10:00 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I claim that a pick axe is more manly that a pitchfork
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
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by WVPiratesfan on Apr 20, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Maybe so.
But one can effectively stab with a pitckfork using only one hand, freeing up the other for a bottle of single-malt Scotch. That’’s how Erickson rolls.
true
or you can trow it a guy riding a horse
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"It's a great day to be a mountaineer, where ever you may be" Tony Caridi
Canal Street Chronicles resident Steelers Fan
by WVPiratesfan on Apr 20, 2010 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions
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