Mike Price: HEY EVERYBODY I FOUND MY MAGIC PICKAXE!!!
Everyone: NOOOOO Mike Price! The Enchanted Pickaxe is so powerful!
The ancients warned us of its powers and spells! You must go and swing it somewhere else!
Mike Price: Can I show it to the kids? They love to watch things break!
Everyone: NOOOOO!!!! It's so dangerous, don't put their lives at stake!
Mike Price: Can I swing it in a crowd?
Mike Price: Where oh where to swing my pick?
Everyone: Get thee east to Reykjavik!
Mike Price: In the middle of the sea? This barren isle?
Everyone: Swing it anywhere! There's nothing 'round for miles!
Mike Price: I like this spot. It's full of steam and fire!
Everyone: Go right ahead Mike Price! What evil could transpire?
[VOLCANIC EXPLOSION DISRUPTING EUROPEAN AIR TRAFFIC]