I'm a man, damnit! I'm 27!

OK State offers Dez Bryant the opportunity to showcase his skills(z) at the Cowboys' pro day, but bans the "ball-hawking cover-you-like-a-cheap-sams-club-suit-and-make-you-cry" skills of DB Perrish Cox.

"Monday afternoon, a report surfaced that multiple NFL sources have been told by Bryant that he'll elect to hold a separate pro day on March 25, instead of working out alongside his former teammates on Wednesday.

If Bryant doesn't work out, he'll be one of two former Cowboys stars whom scouts won't be able to see in Stillwater on Wednesday. Oklahoma State coach Mike Gundy said DB/KR Perrish Cox will not be allowed to use Oklahoma State facilities to work out for NFL scouts.

Gundy suspended Cox for Oklahoma State's appearance in the Cotton Bowl in January after Cox broke curfew twice after the team arrived in Dallas.

Bryant was ruled ineligible for the remainder of the 2009 season in early October after lying to NCAA officials about his contact with Deion Sanders."

So let me get this straight... your receiver, who was supposed to be one of the best in the country, plays three games for you and gets suspended by the NCAA for the REST OF THE SEASON not only gets to attend pro day, but he can have his own private pro day if he chooses?

However, your shut-down corner, who played every game this season except for one, gets shut down by the coach from even using your facilities for a pro day that is already going to happen? The guy missed curfew! Seriously, Mr. Gundy, don't blame him... he's just a kid... he did everything else right! Blame me! I'm a man, damnit I'm 27!