According to Stewart, Smith is currently throwing while seated in a chair now to keep the throwing muscles active, but cannot yet bear weight on his foot as he throws.
Projected WVU starter Geno Smith is doin' that fancy chair-throwin' due to a foot injury, and thus announces his candidacy to spend more time on his ass as a qb than the current record holder, Rudy Carpenter of Arizona State. (Carpenter spend the equivalent of four days seated during the games of the 2007 season.)
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Who says it's a wheelchair?
I like to imagine him throwing from a nice chaise lounge, or perhaps the kickass gold chair Mr. Han sits in during the duel scenes in Enter the Dragon.
The chaise lounge and Sean Glannon have roughly equal mobility
by 4.0 Point Stance on Mar 4, 2010 11:43 AM EST up reply actions
Also I was picturing Dr. Strangelove
Complete with cigarette holder
by 4.0 Point Stance on Mar 4, 2010 11:45 AM EST up reply actions
The only thing I want to know is whether he’s throwing fooseballs or wrenches.
Cause if he’s throwing wrenches, WVU’s wide receivers will be dodging balls in the upcoming season.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Mar 4, 2010 12:05 PM EST reply actions
because as we all know if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball
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by Board Certified Scrotologist on Mar 4, 2010 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
Rudy Carpenter
can thank Sedrick Ellis and Lawrence Jackson for helping him hold the record. Rudy Carpenter also holds the record for most dramatic whining on the field while not receiving an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty (kids, take note – if you’re on your home field, the refs won’t flag you for throwing your helmet across the field and cursing!)
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