MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY: SEUSSIAN-ISH

by Spencer Hall on Mar 3, 2010 2:11 PM EST Comment 16 comments

In honor of Theodore Geisel's 100th birthday yesterday, our Mustache Wednesday Mustache of the Day is: The Lorax. (HT: Trevor.)

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HAPPY MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

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He's a dad for just a little over a week

…and already he’s pulling out Dr. Suess for Mustache Wednesday. Who’s the Digital Viking going to be this week? Hagar the Horrible?

(I kid, Spencer, you KNOW I kid. Besides, we all know you meant THIS Lorax: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMOqKw1Z0f4)

Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?

by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Mar 3, 2010 2:16 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

That certinally beats out the crappy movies with Mike Myers and Jim Carey

by St Longo Drew on Mar 3, 2010 2:34 PM EST up reply actions

Should've been Mustache Tuesday this week.

Talk about being a day late and some ooblek short.

Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.

by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Mar 3, 2010 2:16 PM EST reply actions

The Lorax My Ass

That’s Wilford Brimley. You can’t fool us, Swindle.

by yoyofutbawl on Mar 3, 2010 2:36 PM EST reply actions

I'm sorry to yell, but my dander is up!

Let me say a few words about gluppity-glupp. Your machinery chugs on, day and night without stop, making gluppity-glupp, and also schloppity-schlopp! And what do you do with this left-over goo?

Dia-beet-us!

"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"

by MikeLew on Mar 3, 2010 2:58 PM EST up reply actions

You may be right

for the Lorax was reputed to be mossy and have a voice that was “sharpish and bossy”.

"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke

by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 3, 2010 3:24 PM EST up reply actions

I thought it was either Joe Tiller

or Craig Stadler. Or the animal spirit of Markeith Ambles.

by MaconDawg on Mar 3, 2010 2:41 PM EST reply actions

I am the Lorax. I cheer for Stanford.

by GwinnettGamecock on Mar 3, 2010 2:59 PM EST reply actions

"Banned Books Week" trivia:

The Lorax was banned in some northern California schools for “criminalizing the forestry industry.”

Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?

by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Mar 3, 2010 3:24 PM EST reply actions

At a time when they were doing their dead-level best to eradicate the coast redwood ecosystem.

"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke

by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 3, 2010 3:28 PM EST up reply actions

Seuss on Kids

You make ’em, I amuse ’em

by Kerwin4two on Mar 3, 2010 3:52 PM EST reply actions

Some Product Placement

Here’s a list of 10 Mustache-y Products for this Wednesday.

Personal favorite:

Mustache salt and pepper shakers!

Crack these out on a first date, season your lady’s sensuous Caesar salad with em, and you can save the concentrated pheromones for the summers in Dubrovnik, friend.

I don't know the meaning of the word "surrender!" I mean, I know it, I'm not dumb... just not in this context!

by 40th Street Jack on Mar 3, 2010 4:15 PM EST reply actions