MARKEITH AMBLES IS NO QUITTER ON THE TWITTER

by Spencer Hall on Mar 3, 2010 12:03 PM EST

A style guide to Twitter, as proposed by one MASTER MARKEITH AMBLES, USC COMMIT AND GENTLEMAN TWEETER.

WHEN ONE DESIRES TO INFLUENCE OPINION, one needs to construckt a convincing and thorough'ly ARGUMENT for one's desired end. For illustrative purpose, consider wanton lusting after the digits of predecessors 'pon the logo'd jersey don'd whilst ENGAGE'D SPORTIVELY.

WHEN ONE REQUIRES SUSTENANCE FROM THE SPLENDID TABLE, choose according to the palate's chimerical whims, 'specially if one possesses frenetic calorie-gobble typical of YOUNG PHYSICK'D BODIES.

NOTA BENE: PRESENT THE BLESSED FOWL FOR THY READER'S ENVY AND AMUSEMENT.

WHEN THE MOMENT BECKONS, be afear'd not of thy LESSERS, and uncork jugs of lyrical PORT AND SHERRY to baptise thy followers in the ELIXIR of pure verse.

UNTO AND CONCERN'D OF THE FAIRER SEX: Be not overly chaste, nor afear'd of the un-bephallus'd. RESPEKT mix't with JESTING CONTEMPT, be thy guide.

CONSIDER THYSELF ADVISED IN A FASHION MOST EXPERT

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Popeye's has never hurt no-body

Although Sir Ambles may owe his toilet an apology if he goes for the Spicy 8 piece with the mac and cheese and dirty rice…. OOHH DATTTS NASTY!!!!!

by freeloader2 on Mar 3, 2010 12:11 PM EST reply actions

Unreal

I am going to just pray to the almighty every night that this twitter stays active for as long as possible. Go Trogans!!!!

by Gigi Meyer on Mar 3, 2010 12:14 PM EST reply actions

Was he named by Dr. Lou?

I’m just sayin….

by five point stance on Mar 3, 2010 12:20 PM EST reply actions

sprayin*

12-0 South Florida vs
12-0 Notre Dame

by ATLSTU on Mar 3, 2010 1:09 PM EST up reply actions

Actually

South Florida is currently scheduled as Notre Dame’s home opener for 2011.

Brian Kelly says no Burger King at 3 AM.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 3, 2010 3:29 PM EST up reply actions

Gentle Master Ambles,

Fondest wishes in thy divers endeavours most admirable, excepting those in connexion with the rapscallious DUCHESS of BIGBALLS, 4th Marquess Trogans.

I prithee, goode sir, permit me to bestow upnon thine fair head COUNSEL most wise: wimmen of strumpetly disposition are most properly known as HOS. Most vexingly, HOES are the gard’ning implements of the MEAN PEASANTS.

Yours most truly,
Antediluvian Sinic Mysterie

Brian Kelly says no Burger King at 3 AM.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 3, 2010 12:28 PM EST reply actions

I SEE NO FARM IMPLEMENTS.

I'm Banana dammit!!!

by BurritoBrosShits on Mar 3, 2010 12:38 PM EST reply actions

He may not be a purveyor of the Fuck Lion, but it’s a welcome change of pace for USC. Baby steps.

by DC Trojan on Mar 3, 2010 12:41 PM EST reply actions

I do love it when NPR and EDSBS collide. I ate Taco Bueno in my car on Saturday while listening to the Spendid Table discuss the aromas and textures of authentic Mexican cuisine – I think I came out on top since my meal took less time to eat than her meal took to describe.

by Wes Tex on Mar 3, 2010 12:43 PM EST reply actions