WHO WILL BE THE NEXT MINGO?

No one may exceed the magnitude of Steampunk Emperor Barkevious Mingo, but the list of those nominated is fearsome: God's Power Offor, Coke Wisdom O’Neal, Nohjay Nimpson, Spontaneous Gordon, Furious Bradley, Spartacus Bernstein, Aristotle Socrates, Romulus Marino, Napoleon Einstein...so fearsome a collection may not equal Mingo's singular glory, but it's enough to make us dub this the Brazil '70 World Cup Team of NOTY classes.

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Spartacus Bernstein!!

Say no more, say no more. We have a winnar.

by ESS EEE SEE Speed on Mar 23, 2010 3:42 PM EDT reply actions

I thought so at first as well...but Romulus Marino is growing on me.

by zzgator on Mar 23, 2010 3:50 PM EDT reply actions

Sparticus Bernstein => SB Nation. It just works.

by ESS EEE SEE Speed on Mar 23, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions

C'mon, no love for Napoleon Einstien????

BdoubleEdoubleRUN Beer Run!! - Todd Snider

by General Disarray on Mar 23, 2010 3:56 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

I nominated Hannukkah Wallace...

… but I’m throwing myself behind Dinero Fudge. That’s an outstanding name. Dinero Fudge!! It’s a Mexican money chocolate treat!!

by chaimy4life on Mar 23, 2010 4:21 PM EDT reply actions

Coke Wisdom

I’ll stop right here as I do not wish to be indicted.

by Counter Trap on Mar 23, 2010 4:36 PM EDT reply actions

My money's on Lolita Respectnothing.

It's a funny name.

by Turd Ferguson on Mar 23, 2010 4:53 PM EDT reply actions

I like the photo credit in that Andy Staples article...

“Courtesy of God’s Power Offor”.

Amen, sir…amen.

by zzgator on Mar 23, 2010 5:39 PM EDT reply actions

Nohjay Nimpson!

the only person who could possibly beat Nohjay Nimpson is Nadolf Nitler, or maybe Nol Not, or maybe Neffrey Nahmer. I’m not sure if context means anything but the fact that Lolita Respectnothing is a high school student gets her a close second in my book.

by haveagreatday on Mar 23, 2010 6:05 PM EDT reply actions