This image only tangentially mentions a bus fight, but it is spectacular nonetheless and merits inclusion.
Oh, the adventures you can have on a bus! You can become part of a madman's plot, or be beaten senseless by Epic Bearded Guy, or get into an altercation with a Vulcan, or enjoy our favorite MARTA adventure, "What's this liquid you're sitting in?" (The answer? Urine!)
NC State defensive tackle J.R. Sweezy had his fill of bus-related adventure netting him misdemeanor assault and larceny charges stemming from an incident last Thursday night in Mooresville, North Carolina. Sweezy was booted off a bus for being "loud and obnoxious," and then knocked over the driver's tip jar on the way out of the bus because that's how you finish the drill if you're being booted off the bus properly. <----helmet sticker.
The altercation became physical when the driver, 65 year old David Scott Magnuson, decided to confront Sweezy, proving that aboard every bus in the world stands one lone lunatic you do not want to push. Old man strength did not prevail, since it's Sweezy who came away with the assault and larceny charges, and NC State getting two points for their entry into the Fulmer Cup 2010. Daps to the bus driver nonetheless.
Buses! They're full of adventure. And rats. Roving, voracious, and highly intelligent rodents bent on world domination. Oh, and homeless people who pee in the seats. They like the bus, too. Tom O'Brien has not commented on the situation, but when he does you will not remember a thing he said because he speaks in vanilla static.