THE POETRY OF HOUSTON NUTT
And now: the found poetry of Houston Nutt. Text source: here. Spacing: Ragin' Cajun Rebel and Orson Swindle. Produced and conceived by: Ragin' Cajun Rebel.
"Optima Dies, Prima Fugit"
i love georgia football
i love the high school football coaches
in georgia.
it’s great football
these are great athletes
and moms
dads
out there
we have
a real good success rate
with georgia players
at ole miss
i thought I was going
to the nfl
or nba
when I was 9 years old
i was this tall in eighth grade
i was always picked first in every pickup game.
what I loved
about my playground
was nobody could talk
y’all laugh
but it’s good
nobody talked
it was quiet
and you had to use your mind
and you had to use your eyes.
and what I loved so much
about those playgrounds I had
it was asian
mexican
african american
native american
white
it didn’t matter the skin color
as long
as you
could sign
if you could sign
you were in the family
and i could sign
even though i'm a hearing person
the deaf kids picked me
because i could sign
there is nothing
like those lessons
on that playground
it taught you about
teamwork and attitude
family and passion
that competitive spirit
that all you guys have
then you can’t have
personal problems
you gotta wait till you’re 28
these are
the best days of your life
put a smile on your face
i’m excited
I’m excited
about the future
and i really wish
i could take
you home
with me
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Okay, the part with the playground?
Where it didn’t matter your skin color as long as you could sign? I know this is all supposed to be parody, satire, haha, but I’m dead serious that WAS poetry. I got teary-eyed. Damn allergies.
Then Shaq and the panda woke me up. Is that some kind of hospital gown he’s wearing?
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Mar 2, 2010 2:31 PM EST reply actions
Yeah that stuff about the signing was actually pretty cool I thought.
Gregatron is not responsible for any of the crap he just wrote.
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It's part of a standard speech Nutt's made many, many times.
He ended it once with a baffling, non-sequitur “I LIKE TO WIN!” when he was introduced as Ole Miss’ head coach to a bunch of boosters.
This is it.
As an avid follower of Ole Miss, I can pretty much recite any Houston Nutt speech ever given under any circumstance.
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Take a picture, trick.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Mar 3, 2010 10:18 AM EST up reply actions
check out the link
I love me some Houston Dale.
To Nutt's credit
it really has been downhill ever since I turned 28
Logan 3 called.
He says you’re late for your appointment.
by NCT on Mar 2, 2010 5:40 PM EST up reply actions
That was fun
And Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy: that’s what first inspired me; I was reading the standard “Nutt-speak” and that part just stuck out. That and the last few lines. And then Orosn Spencer Swindle Hall and his 4 intense college poetry courses tweaked it into absolute perfection.
Don Marquis, move over
Who is HDN’s Mehitabel?
Just beautiful
and that’s all I have to say about that.
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
welldone.
Especially with the photos, which are damn near FreeDarko.
"'I wish to hell God would stop trying to make me a better person." - T.J. Lambert
like a wistful ee cummings
outstanding as always. I’m thinking the soundtrack sounds something like Andrew Bird plinking on his violin with some really room filling swells of strings and xylophone at the end a la Happy Birthday
hahaha this is awesome
opens a brand new frontier in poetry
Wow.
This is truly art. I am smezmerized. Bravo!
bah
noir rich brooks would punch this hepcat right in the sack.
THE Nutt
This is why my friends and I took a cue from OSU and refer to him as “THE Houston Nutt”.
I can almost picture the beatnik coffee house...
… with Nutt reciting into the single, spot-lit mic.
Smesmerize, thumb-point, wild gesticulation… it’s all part of the message son.



















