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THE POETRY OF HOUSTON NUTT

And now: the found poetry of Houston Nutt. Text source: here. Spacing: Ragin' Cajun Rebel and Orson Swindle. Produced and conceived by: Ragin' Cajun Rebel. 

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"Optima Dies, Prima Fugit"


 

i love georgia football

i love the high school football coaches

in georgia.

 

it’s great football

these are great athletes

 

and moms

dads

out there

 

we have

a real good success rate

with georgia players

at ole miss

Star-divide

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i thought I was going

to the nfl

or nba

when I was 9 years old

 

i was this tall in eighth grade

i was always picked first in every pickup game.

 

what I loved

about my playground

was nobody could talk

 

y’all laugh

but it’s good

 

nobody talked

it was quiet

and you had to use your mind

and you had to use your eyes.

 

and what I loved so much

about those playgrounds I had

it was asian

mexican

african american

native american

white

 

it didn’t matter the skin color

as long

as you

could sign

 

if you could sign

you were in the family

and i could sign

 

even though i'm a hearing person

the deaf kids picked me

because i could sign

 

there is nothing

like those lessons

on that playground

 

it taught you about

teamwork and attitude

family and passion

that competitive spirit

that all you guys have

 

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then you can’t have

personal problems

you gotta wait till you’re 28

 

these are

the best days of your life

put a smile on your face

 

i’m excited

I’m excited

about the future

 

and i really wish

i could take

you home

with me

 

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Okay, the part with the playground?

Where it didn’t matter your skin color as long as you could sign? I know this is all supposed to be parody, satire, haha, but I’m dead serious that WAS poetry. I got teary-eyed. Damn allergies.

Then Shaq and the panda woke me up. Is that some kind of hospital gown he’s wearing?

Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?

by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Mar 2, 2010 2:31 PM EST reply actions  

It's part of a standard speech Nutt's made many, many times.

He ended it once with a baffling, non-sequitur “I LIKE TO WIN!” when he was introduced as Ole Miss’ head coach to a bunch of boosters.

by Spencer Hall on Mar 2, 2010 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

This is it.

As an avid follower of Ole Miss, I can pretty much recite any Houston Nutt speech ever given under any circumstance.

by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Mar 3, 2010 10:18 AM EST up reply actions  

To Nutt's credit

it really has been downhill ever since I turned 28

by Jerkwheat on Mar 2, 2010 2:33 PM EST reply actions  

Logan 3 called.

He says you’re late for your appointment.

by NCT on Mar 2, 2010 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

That was fun

And Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy: that’s what first inspired me; I was reading the standard “Nutt-speak” and that part just stuck out. That and the last few lines. And then Orosn Spencer Swindle Hall and his 4 intense college poetry courses tweaked it into absolute perfection.

by RaginCajunRebel on Mar 2, 2010 2:38 PM EST reply actions  

Just beautiful

and that’s all I have to say about that.

"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke

by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 2, 2010 3:00 PM EST reply actions  

welldone.

Especially with the photos, which are damn near FreeDarko.

"'I wish to hell God would stop trying to make me a better person." - T.J. Lambert

by Signal to Noise on Mar 2, 2010 3:03 PM EST reply actions  

yes, wonderfully done.

Title for the last photo:

Nutt: Victory Straight into eff’in Space!!

by CincySooner on Mar 3, 2010 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

like a wistful ee cummings

outstanding as always. I’m thinking the soundtrack sounds something like Andrew Bird plinking on his violin with some really room filling swells of strings and xylophone at the end a la Happy Birthday

by haveagreatday on Mar 2, 2010 3:54 PM EST reply actions  

cummings

nobody, not even the rain, has such soft hands

by NCT on Mar 2, 2010 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

hahaha this is awesome

opens a brand new frontier in poetry

by illmitch on Mar 2, 2010 4:10 PM EST reply actions  

Wow.

This is truly art. I am smezmerized. Bravo!

by chaimy4life on Mar 2, 2010 4:51 PM EST reply actions  

bah

noir rich brooks would punch this hepcat right in the sack.

by chstrckwl on Mar 2, 2010 5:12 PM EST reply actions  

THE Nutt

 This is why my friends and I took a cue from OSU and refer to him as “THE Houston Nutt”.

by K.E. on Mar 3, 2010 1:25 PM EST reply actions  

I can almost picture the beatnik coffee house...

… with Nutt reciting into the single, spot-lit mic.

Smesmerize, thumb-point, wild gesticulation… it’s all part of the message son.

by CincySooner on Mar 3, 2010 1:45 PM EST reply actions  

And he we are, making fun of THE Nutt, a man who clearly needs some serious professional help….

by Jonathan Werner on Mar 3, 2010 5:36 PM EST reply actions  

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