WELL DONE, INTERNET SOLDIERS

by Spencer Hall on Mar 18, 2010 3:16 PM EDT Comment 23 comments

Duchess is still ahead of Natalie Gulbis thanks to your efforts. Keep it up, and we will see the ultimate showdown of Coach Moral Victory versus Helen Mirren in the final, and thus confirm that you should never hold a large open poll on the internet to determine anything. When elections are done this way, Goatse Man, Trololo Guy, and Courage Wolf will be your elected representatives. Chances are you will notice no difference in provisions of local service or their quality.

If you have not voted for Duchess yet, please do by clicking over and doing your part. Only together can we give Lane Kiffin his first championship as a head coach. (Like any he may earn at USC, you will be able to put an asterisk by it when it happens.)

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Tro lololololololo DESTROY THE KIFFIN

Brian Kelly says no Burger King at 3 AM.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 18, 2010 3:43 PM EDT reply actions

No reason to destroy the Kiffin

It would be so much more fun to humiliate him however and whenever possible.

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 19, 2010 7:51 AM EDT up reply actions

Miss Keibler is ALIVE too Dept!

Yes, ladies, it is funny that Kiffin is winning.
Though, I still do not get all of the hate. Don’t hate the player, nor game either. blah, blah, blah…

On a much better front, Miss Keibler is ALIVE and beating a very pretty Ruskie in the Esquire voting. Watch out for this 14th seed, she’s got legs (pun intended, obviously)

Esquire Latest Voting:
ANNA KOURNIKOVA, 28 /// How many other retired tennis players do we still talk about?
42% (21731 Votes)

STACY KEIBLER, 30 /// The only reason we’d think to pause while flipping past WWE.
58% (29575 Votes)

by SKLM on Mar 18, 2010 3:47 PM EDT reply actions

But that vote also has Helen Mirren beating Megan Fox...

in the words of Lou Brown, “I think someone’s been having some fun with you.”

by Mr. Sanchez on Mar 18, 2010 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions

Seriously.

I want to find the blog that’s stuffing Helen Mirren’s box. Chicago-style.

I'm Irish. I'm going to have to deal with something being wrong the rest of my life.

by boddagettaflyer on Mar 19, 2010 9:11 AM EDT up reply actions

GULBIS is about to be DERPED

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by collegegameballs on Mar 18, 2010 4:23 PM EDT reply actions

the twitter messages between Duchess and her were priceless

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by DrB on Mar 18, 2010 4:26 PM EDT reply actions

I voted for Kiffin but I agree where is all the hate coming from?

Did Kiffin get friendly with your wife Mr. Hall? No problem with having fun at his expense but why all the hate?

by ev on Mar 18, 2010 4:37 PM EDT reply actions

Are you new here?

Can you think of anyone else who’s ever failed up as vigorously? I couldn’t care less about the Florida / Tennessee rivalry angle, but I can’t think of anything funnier than Esquire’s Prettiest Princess contest being completely tubejacked by college football fans with bad intentions. (Although the Knoxville resident who has submitted naming a sewage treatment team after Kiffykins is damned close.)

by Albino Tornado on Mar 18, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions

No I've been around for years.

You are confusing humor with hate. I have no problem making fun of Kiffin, in fact this whole contest is hilarious. However you can see the hate, it’s there if you want to see it. It’s not like I’m the only one who sees it.

by ev on Mar 18, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions

And where exactly is the problem with

“hate” and “football”…?

Burn Bobby Bowden alive, I say.

And Kiffin? Eh, he can just fall down an open sewer after winning the contest.

"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer

by cantcatchuf on Mar 18, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions

Georgia vs. Georgia Tech is referred to as...

“clean, old fashioned hate”. Hate is a part of college football and the us vs. them mentality. It’s just part of the game.

And it’s not like this site is what caused Esquire to put Laney in that bracket, which to me is probably the funniest part. Someone at that magazine has to be a Tennessee grad.

by Mr. Sanchez on Mar 19, 2010 7:58 AM EDT up reply actions

Let the hate floooooowwwww through you.

Brian Kelly says no Burger King at 3 AM.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 19, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions

I muchly enjoy the fact that two entrants have the same tagline:

EVA MENDES, 35 /// Tienes las manzanas mas bonitas del grupo.
51% (25243 Votes)
SIENNA MILLER, 28 /// Such a pretty girl. Sure raises a ruckus.
49% (24632 Votes)

Tracy Porter's gonna score! TRACY PORTER'S GONNA SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HT Takimoto)

by AllSaintsDay on Mar 18, 2010 5:10 PM EDT reply actions

so awesome

to see so many butthurt people vote. is this the first time the rednecks in tennessee have ever seen anything related to style?

by GoalieLax on Mar 18, 2010 8:36 PM EDT reply actions

Honestly, read my tagline...

…I still voted for Kiffie because it is funny.

Auburn and Tennessee fans are a lot like Slinkys...neither are worth much but you do get a sense of satisfaction from pushing them down a flight of stairs

by bamachine on Mar 18, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions