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Around SBN: The Gift Of The 2003 Tigers

FOOTBALL ISN'T DEAD. IT'S ASLEEP.

No winter lasts forever. No spring skips its turn. 

In watching this video, we can smell the wafting scent of perpetually decaying vegetation surrounding Gainesville like cheap cologne, and feel the crushing humidity. Other places joke about having 90% humidity, but the weather today in Gainesville without rain is holding steady at 90% humidity. In the spring it is like living in a bowl of gazpacho. In the summer, it's more of a fine milky chowder you exist in when not changing t-shirts. 

If you go to the practice field, it is not half as nice or removed as you would imagine it to be. Situated between a parking garage and the law school, it yawns out for a good three or four football field's of length, covered in spiky abrasive bermuda grass. It only looks soft. Landing on it takes you straight to the sandy ground with little cushion. It, too, is unpredictable. Land one way and it feels like a crash pad. Land at another angle, and it might as well be a parking lot. 

Star-divide

You can stand if you like, or sit on a little rise at one end of the field, something [NAME REDACTED] banned in one of the eight thousand stupid things he did as coach of Florida. Families come out in the afternoon. Students stop by whenever. Coaches roam the field with clipboards and whistles, gesticulating. When we're there we like to watch the defensive backs high-pointing the ball on pass drills. Young men with elastic tendons can put ridiculous amounts of blue sky between their heels and the ground. 

You might want to be in Las Vegas today for the first weekend of March Madness. This is a fine choice: it is an orgy of wagering and drinking, one long enabling of your worst impulses brought to you by America's second favorite indoor sport. It needs to be done at least once, and like most things people tell you should be done once, should in fact be done as many times as you like. 

If we had our choice, it would be slightly different. We would be in Gainesville, and we would be sitting on the practice field watching nothing in particular and listening to the sounds of the coaches hustling players from station to station, of pads being hit and released, of sporadic profanities and exclamations made over plays that will not count. It is a tiny reminder that football isn't dead, but just sleeping on the practice field, and dreaming over and over again of the basics dreams are made of: block, tackle, catch, throw, run, hit.  

When it wakes up, it will be in the light of a stunning late summer morning. And it will be beautiful. 

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HOW DARE YOU ORSON

“If you go to the practice field, it is not half as nice or removed as you would imagine it to be. Situated between a parking garage and the law school, it yawns out for a good three or four football field’s of length, covered in spiky abrasive bermuda grass.”

LIES AND SLANDER! How DARE you defame our practice facilities like that?

The Law school is on the OTHER side of the Tennis pavilion, which is next to the Basketball training center, which is across the street from the Track and Field stadium, which is next to the practice field. We know better than to subject our athletes to lawyers!*

*Aside from Huntley Johnson, natch,

by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Mar 18, 2010 11:46 AM EDT reply actions  

I might walk over to Holuba Hall and hope the are practicing outside today

by gostate11 on Mar 18, 2010 11:47 AM EDT reply actions  

Good luck

PSU isn’t too big on people watching practice. So enjoy the three minutes.

Spring Practice starts March 26th

"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"

by psuphiman80 on Mar 18, 2010 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well it’s a whole 5 minute walk form where i am right now so im not too awfully concerned. More concerned with Joe mowing me down in the benz, he almost took out a couple of my friends once

by gostate11 on Mar 18, 2010 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was probably hoping for a light brain snack.

"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"

by psuphiman80 on Mar 18, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

SWOOOOOOOOOON

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I'm Banana dammit!!!

by BurritoBrosShits on Mar 18, 2010 11:47 AM EDT reply actions  

When it wakes up, it will be in the light of a stunning late summer morning. And it will be beautiful.

Oh, yes. Yes, it will. It will be beautiful.

"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke

by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 18, 2010 12:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Opening Thursday is particularly spectacular.

The weather is always beautiful. A relaxing day followed by some grilling and refreshing adult beverages, and then, at 8 PM Eastern….

Spurrier grimaces and spikes his visor as his overwhelmed QB throws 5 interceptions. FOOTBAW!

Brian Kelly says no Burger King at 3 AM.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 18, 2010 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would be the Gamecock way.

"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke

by MtnEer_in_SC on Mar 18, 2010 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Spent the summer of 1993 at "boot" in Orlando

Love the description of the humidity – I grew up in Atlanta so I made it through boot camp (USNavy) July/August in Orlando alright, but those kids from other parts of the country just wilted. We were carrying off guys to the infirmary after every run.

by Atlantadomer on Mar 18, 2010 12:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I Love the Smell of Football in the Morning

and it smells like lighter fluid, fresh-mown grass and the metallic saltiness of blood.

As to the crushing heat and humidity, that’s why there’s ice for the brown liquor.

by soledad on Mar 18, 2010 12:27 PM EDT reply actions  

The opening sentence about Gainesville really hits home. In some ways that town is so nasty and I’m glad I rarely go back to it, but it’s hard to get the feeling of it off your skin.

by Tim James on Mar 18, 2010 12:45 PM EDT reply actions  

They're all nasty and beautiful in their own way.

At spring practice in South Bend, the ground is a Slurpee-like mixture of mud, yellow grass, and ice, and the howling winds carry the smell of ethanol from Gary and jam it in your face like a pickaxe. Marvelous.

Brian Kelly says no Burger King at 3 AM.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Mar 18, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m so glad I’m upwind of Gary.

by peachy rex on Mar 18, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Places with no humidity really miss out on the scents of life...

while living in California I really missed the summertime smells of Florida… recently rained upon hot pavement and freshly cut St. Augustine grass.

Nothing better.

by zzgator on Mar 18, 2010 12:50 PM EDT reply actions  

recently-rained up hot pavement

Yes! And kind of similar: those 5-minute thundershowers where the Sun’s back out right after, and you can see steam lingering along the ground.

by softbatch on Mar 18, 2010 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bermuda grass really is the "asshole" of all the grasses.

Rough, ugly, got to edge all the time. Miss that midwestern bluegrass.

I also do like the smell of hydrocarbons.

by meatybob on Mar 18, 2010 1:09 PM EDT reply actions  

It may be 90% humidity right now

but its actually overcast and pretty cool out. A nice Gainesville day, by springtime standards. (Hey, I don’t have to bike in the rain today!)

"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer

by cantcatchuf on Mar 18, 2010 1:13 PM EDT reply actions  

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