YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANT TO BE THE NUMBER ONE RECRUIT IN THE COUNTRY
by Spencer Hall on Feb 8, 2010 1:56 PM EST
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PrintSeantrel Henderson, currently waiting out the NCAA'S verdict on USC's impending non-punishment from the NCAA, has a father who makes us feel much better about our prospects as a parent. For instance, our rap career is already solidified as among the internet's finest hypothetical sports-related rap careers, and like Jay-Z sitting atop his pile of money we feel no need to attempt to best our rivals in this department. (We were going to 9/11 'em, but they did it to themselves.)
Sean Henderson, however, is attempting to build a rap career while helping his son pick the next step in his career, meaning going to USC was way, way more appealing to Seantrel's closest advisor than going to Ohio State, Minnesota, or Florida, since none of the three are known for their burgeoning rap scenes. We say this will all due respect to the Sleepy Rappers, who were more representative of a single comet-like flare of genius than the payoff from years of scene-building manifesting itself in the form of single act.
I know, it sucks, but complain to other one-shot geniuses like Three Doors Down, Snow, and Evanescence and see how much sympathy you get. It's a big club. It would help Sean Henderson to note that if he plans on making friends in the music industry, he might not want to talk shit about them in public unless he plans on starting a beef, since he's already trashed Jim Tressel as being "boring" in public despite the fact that the man was kind enough to visit, offer a scholarship, and even take his shoes off in our house, sir.
Mark our words: JT Smoove don't take this kind of disrespect lyin' down. That's your momma's job, and Jim done finished that about twice last night before letting the rest of the train take over. (Krenzel up in that, oh best belee K-Renz up in that like a quarterback draw.) When you diss Tress you diss yourself, and you'll be screaming for mercy by the time he sends Black Jim Tressel to show you some style by putting his priceless Italian loafers up that ass.
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I recognize everything in that video.
BTW, Seantrel was never coming to Columbus. If things don’t go SC’s way with the NCAA, I look for him to go to da U. His mom and dad wanting to live whereever he goes points to climates warmer than Minnesota. Columbus may be incrementally warmer, but Miami and LA are substantially warmer.
A sure sign of bad parenting?
A kid with a bastard combination of the parents’ names. No good has ever come of that. I have dozens of cousins, but the only one who got pregnant at 16 and later went on Springer as a stripper was give a combination of her parents’ names. It’s science.
Knowshon disagrees
My Dawgs put a hickey on 'em!
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Feb 8, 2010 5:06 PM EST up reply actions
Marv Marinovich likes Sean's style.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Feb 8, 2010 2:37 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I am Baaaaaaack! Dept.
Hi Friends and Fiends.
I’m back, new and improved.
Shortened the name to be more “with it”.
Anybody miss me? No one? Hard to believe.
OK….How ’bout that Lane Kiffin! LIke most USC fans, he was not my first choice to replace the legendary Pete Carroll, but, Kiffin has done a great job thus far.
UT Footbaw Dept
Holly: Glad to see Univ of Tenn recover from the madness of Kiffy-kins. They were able to get a good recruiting class, I think top 10, which was a lot better than
Cheaty McSweatervest’s class at Ohio State.
He is a wuss
Big ol’ offensive lineman and cant take a little cold. Hmmm….
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy!
- Ben Franklin, skirt chaser par excellence
by Charlie Weis's Colon on Feb 8, 2010 3:37 PM EST reply actions
He’s going to FSU. After all, we know how Deion Sanders rap career was like after he was a Seminole.
Randy Hahn: "I’ve been referred to as a playa…"
Snow yes....
but Evanescence, one shot geniuses, they are not. Their second album sold 5 million copies after their first sold over 15 million. A dropoff, but not bad. That, and Amy Lee is smokin hot. I’ll still listen to them over Carrie Underwood any day, even though I won a prop bet on the national anthem last night.
by ESS EEE SEE Speed on Feb 8, 2010 4:52 PM EST reply actions
Excuse me
Im sure Luther Campbell would be happy to help Mr. Henderson break into the rap game if his son were to choose our fine university .
F*** snow
Seantrel should follow his daddy’s dreem.
Let his daddy rap his ass off in LAmiami or wherever. How the hell anyone can live in a hellhole like minnesoter or wisconsin or the dakotas is beyond me. We’ve had 42" in the NC mtns already with 10-12" more forecast this week. It’s 3’+ deep in half of my driveway. And won’t be much over freezing until next week.
What is that your “word of the day”?
Goodjob on finding a way to use it not once but twice. I’m really impressed!
"When you argue correctly, you're never wrong."-Nick Naylor
by Hook85 on Feb 9, 2010 12:23 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Dip Set disagrees
with your assessment of how a rap game can grow in Columbus.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epP7i7unWdU
in the double-o i represent the c-o….
by Cleveland Frowns on Feb 8, 2010 9:58 PM EST reply actions
wow
that makes ohio look so nice! don’t know why people wouldn’t want to move there after watching that
wow pt. 2
congratulations! i was wondering if there was anyone in the US who not familiar with the rap video! you made my day…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww9VlmXKYgs
and for the win…
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