U ARE ALL PREGNANT.
by Holly Anderson on Feb 5, 2010 2:25 PM EST
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Photo courtesty Steven Stuts of The Miami Hurricane
Anybody know where to get pastel balloons reading, "IT'S A TWO-HEADED JACKAL BABY"? Because I'm pretty sure that's where this is headed.
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After he broke her over his knee and used her for kindling.
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Feb 5, 2010 2:48 PM EST up reply actions
Burberry's new ad campaign . . .
will also include onsite marketing at Kid Rock concerts, and tasteful posters placed around Dade and Broward Counties’ finest correctional facilities.
And seriously....not to be too girly, but...
does he EVER wash his hair? Is there someone…man or woman…somewhere that finds that appealing in ANY way?
Ick.
I've always had a thing for trailer park blondes.
But why is he hiding his gloriously greasy locks under that hat?
by Biggus Rickus on Feb 5, 2010 3:15 PM EST up reply actions
He told me you wouldn't understand.
[crazy eyes]
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Feb 5, 2010 3:45 PM EST up reply actions
(sigh)
You’ve already left me for him, haven’t you? You’re on your way to Miami right now. You left that comment with your Palm.
Well, we had some laughs. Best of luck to both of you.
You should include on your résumé
that a red-blooded American woman chose you as a mate over Jeremy Shockey. You could run for Congress on that one plank and win.
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Feb 5, 2010 4:23 PM EST up reply actions
so.....
are all Miami players required to have cops follow them, or is it just this douche bag?
January 7th, 2010: the day I went from being a delusional obnoxious Alabama fan to being an obnoxious Alabama fan
I'd expect Alabama fans to know the correct spelling of "douchebag," brah.
Also, ONE MORE WORD AGAINST JEREMY SHOCKEY AND I WILL STRAIGHT BAN YOUR ASS. TRY ME.
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Feb 5, 2010 3:47 PM EST up reply actions
and only a Tennessee fan
would correct me on how to spell a word involving douche
January 7th, 2010: the day I went from being a delusional obnoxious Alabama fan to being an obnoxious Alabama fan
by Wallacewade04 on Feb 5, 2010 3:56 PM EST up reply actions
I'M SORRY I'M SO SMART.
We all have our crosses to bear.
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Feb 5, 2010 4:09 PM EST up reply actions
I didn't know three straight loses counted as a cross to bear
January 7th, 2010: the day I went from being a delusional obnoxious Alabama fan to being an obnoxious Alabama fan
by Wallacewade04 on Feb 5, 2010 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
HA HA "BEAR" I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Feb 5, 2010 4:24 PM EST up reply actions
It's under construction right this minute
We had some video issues. But it’s a good one. Hang tight.
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Feb 5, 2010 5:17 PM EST up reply actions
I am sorry, you do not fit into my tagline...
…you will have to find a GaTech or UF fan to do the deed.
Auburn and Tennessee fans are a lot like Slinkys...neither are worth much but you do get a sense of satisfaction from pushing them down a flight of stairs
tebow's got a commercial about that
January 7th, 2010: the day I went from being a delusional obnoxious Alabama fan to being an obnoxious Alabama fan
by Wallacewade04 on Feb 5, 2010 4:42 PM EST up reply actions
Well said.
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by Holly Anderson on Feb 5, 2010 4:45 PM EST up reply actions
thUg
"Tiger Stadium is by far the worst place to play for a visiting team. It's like being inside a drum." - Paul "Bear" Bryant
I fyou do glance at the image it does kinda look like a bigger version of Kid Rock
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I want to have sex with this moment. And get this moment pregnant. VAsaintsfan after the 2009 NFC championship game
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THATS an insult to Shockey
January 7th, 2010: the day I went from being a delusional obnoxious Alabama fan to being an obnoxious Alabama fan
by Wallacewade04 on Feb 6, 2010 6:34 PM EST up reply actions
This week on Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom...
…we observe the southern tattooed douche nozzle in his natural habitat. His disaffected opinions on personal hygiene and style were once thought to be an indictment on Darwin’s theories, but are now believed to actually be part of a mating ritual that has a hypnotic effect on female patrons of after-parties and college football blogs.
And why doesn't this man have a contract with VH1 yet?
He and Bret Michaels could tour various trailer parks and trucker stops looking for true love.
That, ladies and gentlemen,
is the incarnation of swagger.
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Take a picture, trick.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Feb 5, 2010 5:17 PM EST reply actions
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