ADVENTURES IN TIME WITH LIL RED: THE FIRST RED SCARE

that would be so dreamy. The Nebraska type red menace that is. Actually, the other type is fine too, ‘cause you know, I don’t care about politics. And if falsely labeling a bunch of Hollywood people “communists” forces unfunny people like Sarah Silverman and Larry the Cable guy off my TV, all the better.

Upon waking up this morning, I wouldn’t have been able to envision a sequence of events that would have resulted in me reading Fatty Arbuckle’s wikipedia page, but here I am. The twists and turns of a work day spent on the world wide net are many speldored things

Does Tail Gunner Joe think L’il Red is Fatty Arbuckle, or is he already in flagrante with said alleged rapist-murder-comedian? It’s got to be the latter; no one thinks L’il Red is funny.

of McCarthy’s bedroom: He’s shitfaced drunk w/ his young male companion.

Do the kids still say LOL? Because, seriously, LOL.

McCarthy died at age 49. He was 46 in this photo:

Here’s an average 46-year-old American today:

Wow.