KNOWSHON MORENO HAS COME HERE TO KICK ASS AND PLAY WITH LEGOS, AND HE'S ALL OUT OF LEGOS
by Doug Gillett on Feb 24, 2010 3:47 PM EST
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Workers at the UGA health clinic told the student Monday that he had a concussion, and he filed a police report the same afternoon. But police aren't sure what happened; the student was drunk at the time of the fight, and his friends filled in the details for him later.
The victim said he was at Bourbon Street bar on East Broad Street after midnight Saturday when three other men jumped him, according to police. Friends were helping him leave the bar when [Knowshon] Moreno ran up and punched him once in the face, the student told police.
Granted, any judgment I pass on this curious incident from last weekend is probably tainted by Colombian-grade Dawg homerism, but "ran up and punched him once in the face"? Seriously? Sounds to me like the fact that the kid waited two days to file a report and let his friends "fill in the details for him" in the meantime has something to do with the, er, convenience of this story (as does the fact that Knowshon is pulling down nearly $5 million a year with the Broncos).
And hell, even if the drunk 18-year-old had tried to rush him, we all know what Knowshon would've done:
Thus I am forced to conclude that if anyone ever gets punched by Knowshon Moreno in a bar, clearly they did something to deserve it. Somebody should embroider that on a pillow.
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That's nothing.
We once convinced an inebriated friend he was shot in the leg outside of a concert. The “victim” then proceeds to call someone for a ride to the ER who wasn’t in on the joke. They, nor the fine doctors of Tempe St. Luke’s, found it as funny as we did.
I was out with my buddy one time, returned from the bathroom to find my buddy with a bloody face, holding a couple of teeth in his hand. When I asked him what the fuck happened, he said somebody had punched him. The people at the table next to me kindly informed me that he had tripped trying to holla at some girl and whacked his face on the table. Nothing like a drunken trip to the hospital at 2am to kill a good buzz.
As a GA Tech fan,
I have to agree with your assessment. Moreno probably wouldn’t have much more difficulty with a drunk 18-year-old than a CENTRAL MICHIGAN defender. /notimpressed
In all fairness, though, this kid’s story really doesn’t come with a lot of credibility.
All the good parts of our fight song were taken.
Which Legos does he play with?
I’m going with Iron Man. Definitely Iron Man.
by ESS EEE SEE Speed on Feb 24, 2010 4:12 PM EST reply actions
I'm thinking
Yamato.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yRifXI7sYQ
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
I don't think
Paul Johnson expected dawg fans to start punching each other in the face. But go ahead, no complaints here!
Time for satire!
It’s no big deal. It’s part of being at a bar. EVERYBODY does it. He was just retaliating for the guy bumping into him while ordering one of Bourbon Street’s delicious daquiris.
by Silver Britches on Feb 24, 2010 4:39 PM EST reply actions
Knowshon just go downgraded in my book
Who the hell over the age of 18 hangs out at Bourbon Street?
by Bourbon Dawgwalker on Feb 24, 2010 6:54 PM EST reply actions
Usually the only correct answer to that is
“guys that want to meet a drunk 18 year old.”
by GwinnettGamecock on Feb 24, 2010 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
Legos are for pussies.
Knowshon has no time for that shit.
In Defense of CMU
It should be pointed out CMU was ranked #23 AP and #24 Coaches while UG wasn’t ranked this year. Despite being hurdled by the 8 point whitetail deer known as Knowshon Moreno, Vince Agnew (other guy in video) rebounded by blocking an extra point in OT of bowl win this year against Troy.
So There
What Is Going On In Athens?!?!?
back in the day, bill goldberg would go out looking for a fight, throw some douchebag through a plate-glass window, and athens-clarke county pd would either look the other way or take the bloodied 19-year old in for “disorderly conduct.”
good times.
by ramblingamblinjohn on Feb 25, 2010 12:02 PM EST reply actions
Ahhh, the good ole days
The times they are a-becoming quite different. Nowadays, you can get arrested for “emerging from an alley” on your fancy red scooter.
Complete department...
…up and quit and took a higher paying gig in Gainesville, FL.
not drunk, just overserved
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Mar 1, 2010 3:39 PM EST up reply actions
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