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KNOWSHON MORENO HAS COME HERE TO KICK ASS AND PLAY WITH LEGOS, AND HE'S ALL OUT OF LEGOS

Apparently Herschel Walker isn't the only ex-UGA running back who can throw a punch:

Workers at the UGA health clinic told the student Monday that he had a concussion, and he filed a police report the same afternoon. But police aren't sure what happened; the student was drunk at the time of the fight, and his friends filled in the details for him later.

The victim said he was at Bourbon Street bar on East Broad Street after midnight Saturday when three other men jumped him, according to police. Friends were helping him leave the bar when [Knowshon] Moreno ran up and punched him once in the face, the student told police.

Granted, any judgment I pass on this curious incident from last weekend is probably tainted by Colombian-grade Dawg homerism, but "ran up and punched him once in the face"? Seriously? Sounds to me like the fact that the kid waited two days to file a report and let his friends "fill in the details for him" in the meantime has something to do with the, er, convenience of this story (as does the fact that Knowshon is pulling down nearly $5 million a year with the Broncos).

And hell, even if the drunk 18-year-old had tried to rush him, we all know what Knowshon would've done:

Thus I am forced to conclude that if anyone ever gets punched by Knowshon Moreno in a bar, clearly they did something to deserve it. Somebody should embroider that on a pillow.

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