MEET (AND FEAR) CONAN AMITUANAI
by Holly Anderson on Feb 22, 2010 1:29 PM EST
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PrintWe have an early leader on the board for 2010 EDSBS Ryan Perrilloux Memorial Player Of The Year. His name is Conan Amituanai; he's on the Arizona offensive line, and this is his hair:
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A little bit of Aqua-net and the man doesn’t even need to wear a helmet.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Feb 22, 2010 2:43 PM EST reply actions
Help my decrepit memory
I forget why we celebrate Ryan Perrilloux. All I remember about him at the end was that he disappeared a-drankin’ and a-gamblin’, and gittin’ kick’t off the team.
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
something about counterfit bills and terrorism
but I can’t be sure. I blocked out most of that offseason…
Managing Editor/Chief Lackey-And The Valley Shook
It was the counterfeiting and the involvement of riverboat gambling
that cemented his place in our hearts for good.
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
Oh yeah, now it comes back to me
Bogus Benjamins is what did Ryan in. I believe y’all gave him bonus points for the high-dive kind of FAIL that makes everyone turn and gawk.
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 22, 2010 3:46 PM EST up reply actions
Not that we have the same sort of expectations for young Conan.
Unless having MOST HAIR EVER is a crime.
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
by Holly Anderson on Feb 22, 2010 4:05 PM EST up reply actions
It certainly is a fine and impressive mane. The coloration catches the light well.
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 22, 2010 5:16 PM EST up reply actions
actually...
it’s because he is an american hero….
technically, what did him in was a failed drug test, but that was merely an excuse to kick him off the team.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 22, 2010 7:34 PM EST up reply actions
Vontaze Burfict is not impressed
and he detects the aroma of ham.
What everyone is dying to know is how many “heismens” Uumfufu up there plans on winning.
Obviously
his hair didn’t help him in the Holiday Bowl! His mop took a look at Suh and put itself in a neat pony tail.
Hadoken!!
"Conan, what is best in life?"
“To crush the linebackers, see them driven before you, and to hear the hissing of the Aqua Net.”
by Jackwraith on Feb 22, 2010 3:43 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Descendant of Buckwheat
Son of Gloin
I pray for him that his career does not end in Jacksonville, Alabama third circle hell
January 7th, 2010: the day I went from being a delusional obnoxious Alabama fan to being an obnoxious Alabama fan
My IT department
does not appreciate you making me spit water all over my monitor
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Feb 22, 2010 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
He has a powerful aura
A golden glow surrounds his… oh wait, that’s bad lighting. I’m sure Burfict will light him up something serious in Tucson.
It's not what you've done but what you are doing that matters.
Wonder what's in there?
Crumbs, loose change, a family of squirrels?
"Tiger Stadium is by far the worst place to play for a visiting team. It's like being inside a drum." - Paul "Bear" Bryant
"pump your brakes, man...that man's a national treasure..."
Lincoln Osirus had it straight….but Yahoo Serious here has put on a lot of weight…
Donovan McNabb is impressed with this fro
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
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