FULMER CUPDATE: OREGON KEEPS ON SWINGIN'
by Spencer Hall on Feb 2, 2010 11:23 AM EST
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That duck is walking through a huge O to kick your ass, which goes right with your suspicions that Ducks are the rapists and domestic abusers of the aquatic waterfowl world. Hopefully only the hostility and willingness to fight apply to the football ducks, who score one point in the Fulmer Cup this week with the arrest of Matt Simms, who attacked someone he believed was involved with the earlier assault of kicker Kyle Beard early Saturday morning.
Simms was charged with misdemeanor assault and is out of jail, but this isn't over for two reasons. First, when a bunch of people are involved in the head-kicking of a teammate, there are a lot of asses to potentially beat in retaliation. Second, they will retaliate, because DUCKS FLY TOGETHER.
(Oh, and still nothing on the Masoli/Embry theft story, which became even less relevant when Chip Kelly announced Embry's departure from the team along with Terrance Montgomery and Andrew Iupati. No charges, no points.)
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Chip Kelly. Bringing a whole new meaning to “Flying V”
by Grubby stadiumdrives.com on Feb 2, 2010 11:39 AM EST reply actions
the moral of the story:
don’t mess with football players. when you do, you’re just riling up the violent tendencies of 85-100 roided-up shit-kickers who will go to great ass-beating lengths to defend one of their own. even a kicker.
by ramblingamblinjohn on Feb 2, 2010 11:42 AM EST reply actions
I for one applaud the industrious young man
He identified a problem, and then took it upon himself to destroy that problem with fists and angry words. No one expects the Oregon football Inquisition.
Seriously, though, kicking a guy in the head until he went blank? Maybe deserves just a smidge of payback.
"Smokey, this be not the foul jungles of the darkest East Orient. This be ninepins. We are bound by laws."
You would think that most Ducks would be arrested for indecent exposure considering their mascot can’t be bothered to put pants on.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me rather than a frontal lobotomy. - Waits
Luckily, that’s not an issue in Oregon.
Every few minutes, it hits me.
"Holy *$^#, the Saints are in the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on Feb 2, 2010 12:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
god bless us all at the scrip club.
Damn near the best thing about moving to Portland.
"'I wish to hell God would stop trying to make me a better person." - T.J. Lambert
by Signal to Noise on Feb 2, 2010 2:16 PM EST up reply actions
Apparently it is a problem
for Whoregon “athletes” to keep thier clothes on.
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2009136584_webnudity28m.html
"Anytime, Anyplace"
"Life is hard, it's harder if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Still conspicuously absent.
We’re approaching Lou Gehrig/Cal Ripken streak territory here.
by Silver Britches on Feb 2, 2010 12:04 PM EST reply actions
the Beavers are amphibious and look how Ducks treat them.
Now imagine double that.
"'I wish to hell God would stop trying to make me a better person." - T.J. Lambert
by Signal to Noise on Feb 2, 2010 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
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I’ve been wondering why all the Michigan State assaults aren’t being counted for the fulmer cup. They’ve had like 12 kids charged… I guess it doesn’t count as the off season?
"We hugged as grown men do. It was a great moment. Then, it was business as usual." -- LJ Sr.
This would never happen if Rich Brooks were still HC...
… the campus offenders would have silently, quietly, ‘withdrawn’ from school to ‘pursue other academic opportunities’.
Otherwise… You got a glaring of a lifetime.
Duck Voodoo... Its Real!
www.duckvoodoo.com
I wonder if Simms had a costume when exacting revenge
This seems appropriate
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=375ENQbru8s
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