IN DEFENSE OF SPORTS SLUTS
Our piece on the joys of being a promiscuous sports libertine in the season of the Winter Olympics is up over at SBN, complete with footage of the greatest downhill run not ending in a German guy doing cartwheels at 80 mph over boulders: Franz Klammer's gold medal run at the '76 games in Innsbruck.
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you can always tell that franz klammer is coming your way...
because you can hear his giant brass balls banging together when he walks.
good lord.
by ramblingamblinjohn on Feb 2, 2010 11:32 AM EST reply actions
Amen to that.
The guy won four times at the Hahnenkamm at Kitzbühel. That’s like beating Ivan Drago four times.
Great piece, Orson
Might there be a Klammer Spicy Living segment headed our way? Could there be? I want to believe that guy was an Alberto Tomba-style swordsman off the slopes in addition to a complete badass on skis.
Hallucinogenic love drugs, sir. The pagans were taking them. We were trying to fit in.
The Winter Olympics...
… are the Dim Sum bar you only remember to visit once every four years.
It takes a lot longer than your average meal, but you’ll be damned if you aren’t going to sample every item on the buffet.
The Winter Olympics are not quite their Summer brethren, because there is no soccer — but Olympic-rules ice hockey suffices nicely, and so does every manner of downhill.
I understand the Olympic haters who get on figure skating and gymnastics, etc. But there’s too much weird yet good stuff to be enthralled by that gets broadcast at the dead of night. Now, the only thing bungling it is NBC’s insistence on tape delaying EVERYTHING.
"'I wish to hell God would stop trying to make me a better person." - T.J. Lambert
I remember watching Wide World of Sports...
and I loved it. And you’re right, the college football season is way to short for us to be faithful all year long. I’ll definitely be watching the olympics just like the rest of ya’ll. Glad I’m not the only slut in the room.
by Queen of the Universe on Feb 2, 2010 7:54 PM EST reply actions

















