BLAH BLAH BUT DOES OPRAH FORGIVE HIM
Stupid fucking peasants complain about lack of quality melodrama, blame vapors for malaria, think mediocre sports personality with world-class talent is going to become a person and start vomiting rainbows and charisma, WAAH MY FORLORN AMERICA OF YORE.
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Winnar. More people need to practice elitist cynicism, in my most excellent and unassailable opinion.
I wish the Public Apology™ would just go away forever. If you’re going down in scandal, sack up and go down in flames of defiant glory.
Brian Kelly says no Burger King at 3 AM.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 19, 2010 2:06 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
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Agree 110%. I wish he would of just kept his asshole, cheating persona. It would have been real and quite interesting to watch him win golf tourneys with 5 or 6 mistresses following him around the course.
Not that I condone cheating.
"The tradition argument is what has-been's use when they've got nothing left currently to brag about. You can drag out all the numbers you want. Those banners in your stadium don't pass, catch or play defense."
-RIP FSU Football
by krempmasterflash on Feb 19, 2010 2:19 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, Yes and Hell Yes.
Switch red for black. Get an eye patch. Knock out a few teeth. Take on a wrestling heel persona. Be seen stumbling from clubs with chest-inflated starlets. Play a round with one hand behind your back. Damage control is for the weak.
Love your Mr. Two Bites Pic by the way
"The tradition argument is what has-been's use when they've got nothing left currently to brag about. You can drag out all the numbers you want. Those banners in your stadium don't pass, catch or play defense."
-RIP FSU Football
by krempmasterflash on Feb 19, 2010 4:43 PM EST up reply actions
Bits** Not Bites
"The tradition argument is what has-been's use when they've got nothing left currently to brag about. You can drag out all the numbers you want. Those banners in your stadium don't pass, catch or play defense."
-RIP FSU Football
by krempmasterflash on Feb 19, 2010 4:43 PM EST up reply actions
Agreed
Tiger enters and takes the microphone
I’m not here to apologize because I didn’t make a mistake. I shot a load. I shot a lot of loads. (smile) Many times. Ha ha ha! See you in Augusta, bitches!
Exit Tiger
www.totteringworld.com
by Bamagrad on Feb 19, 2010 2:34 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
This
Too bad it actually didn’t happen.
Rec’d
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Feb 19, 2010 3:34 PM EST up reply actions
God, I would probably start following golf after that.
Gregatron is not responsible for any of the crap he just wrote.
St. Louis vegetarian blog
This wasn't necessarily solely for the Tiger's image
It might be a clause in one or more corporate sponsorship contracts so their products won’t suffer a public backlash due to their poster boy’s behavior. Mea Culpas are all fine and good, but there is usually a very mercenary reason for them in a public arena.
Just sayin.
Sullivan013
I have rededicated myself to the ideals of golf
And the glories of my wife’s Swedish vagina. That is all.
Hallucinogenic love drugs, sir. The pagans were taking them. We were trying to fit in.
Yes and yes.
Your criticism should also be applied to Broadway — maybe people would care to go to the theatre if ’twere so.
What's mediocre
about being the #1 gettin’ paid athlete ever (2-3 million just to show up overseas) while bangin’ your way around the world (in your large private jet)?
Someone at my golf club told me this was step #10
Admitting your mistakes publically and apologizing for your behavior etc…
I said that steps #11 & 12 are rinse and repeat.
Had he been in the NBA, there would have been controversy if he didn’t have a harem. I feel bad for his wife and will push mine down a flight of stairs to comfort poor Elin.
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