GT's next Strength and Conditioning coach: Urban Meyer
by CincyJacket on Feb 15, 2010 6:20 PM EST
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PrintBumped from the FanPosts for obvious URBAN MEYER WATCH value. Until he comes back he's going to be like Dave Chappelle in exile, and we'll track him like Nessie if need be. --O/S
Fact: Urban Meyer takes extended leave of absence from job as Head Coach of UF.
Fact: Paul Johnson is amassing a small army of previous head coaches looking for new digs
Fact: GT needs a strength and conditioning coach
Fact: This picture was taken in the Campus Rec Center on GT Campus
via http://www.flickr.com/photos/hectoralejandro/4357626028/
THIS ISN'T HIGH LEVEL CALCULUS PEOPLE! START THE RUMOR MILL: URBAN MEYER TO GT!!
Some people may try to claim that his "daughter" plays some mythical sport "volleyball" for GT and that he is simply visiting her, but these conspiracy theorists miss one simple and indisputable fact. With this fact it is clear that Urban Meyer can only be at Tech in order to become the next strength and conditioning coach.
Fact: There are no attractive girls at GT.
Q.E.D.
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I hope Cincinnati was the unfortunate starting point, rather than the end of the journey. That is my least favorite town on earth. Yes, that statement includes consideration of Starkville, Columbia, Jackson, etc.
He's just connecting with his daughter...
….THROUGH A STRENUOUS REGIMENT OF PHYSICAL EXERTION THAT CAN ONLY LEAD TO PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 16, 2010 1:14 AM EST reply actions 5 recs
Your logic is sound
except that there are many attractive women at Tech. In fact, the longer one is enrolled there, the more attractive women one sees. It’s all relative.
In the Old Days
sailors found manatees attractive after enough time at sea. relative, indeed.
by ramblingamblinjohn on Feb 16, 2010 9:21 AM EST up reply actions
Georgia Tech; where of the 10 hottest women on campus...
4 are young Asian boys into ’experimenting"
My Tech goggles have left a mark in the back of my head
The college football season is so fragile. It's like a glass ball being pushed around from stadium to stadium by a rhinoceros.
by Winfield Featherston on Feb 16, 2010 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
This must be the Georgia Tech Corollary
to the “Not Hot Until Law School” rule.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Half of those attractive women were men until they met Adrian Clayborn.
Come on, man, gimme a high five!
"...there'll be some woman, maybe 45 or 50, she'll come up and give me a hug, and I'll give my wife a wink: See? I'm not that old." - Joe Paterno
by ReadingRambler on Feb 16, 2010 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
This explains it
I thought I sensed the presence of unspeakable evil in the neighborhood recently — that is, a different kind of unspeakable evil from what one usually senses when living within a stone’s throw (I’ve tested it) of the Trade School.
funny
looking at you kevin@lsu2.0
"Well, we're gonna have to go out there and work hard so we can get butter."
-Ray Goff, 1989
by Greg Talley: Wildcat Formation on Feb 16, 2010 8:59 AM EST reply actions
in defense of tech women
when PJ came to Atlanta, I bought season tickets. i was impressed with the quality of women around on game day, given the horror stories i had previously heard.
then again I’m a Navy grad, and my class was 18% female. so it’s really hard to go down from that
Navy? There's your problem.
All the hot chicks are in the Chair Force.
I'm Irish. I'm going to have to deal with something being wrong the rest of my life.
by boddagettaflyer on Feb 16, 2010 2:46 PM EST up reply actions
That’s why it’s imperative to stick with the binary scale. 1-10 has too much room for argument and leaves one open for merciless persecution.
by Minnesota Fats on Feb 17, 2010 12:04 AM EST up reply actions
It might be really hard to go down from that, too.
Oh. That’s what you said in the first place. I musta misread it the first time.
Don’t forget that your sister-in-law went to Tech, and there’s a good chance one of your nieces will, too.
Amanda I see going to art school somewhere before dropping out and living a bohemian life in New York or Paris.
I haven't forgotten
That’s why I stayed away from the “girls at Tech” subject. My above comment was in reference to GoalieLax’s 18% female Navy grad class.
Please fix the attribution
Hi,
I took this photo and I’m very happy to see it up here, but can you please change the attribution link to: http://www.flickr.com/photos/hectoralejandro/4357626028/
I license my photos via Creative Commons and I’m fine with you using it here, I’d just like that to be the link to the “source”.
Thank you in advance.
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