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GT's next Strength and Conditioning coach: Urban Meyer

Bumped from the FanPosts for obvious URBAN MEYER WATCH value. Until he comes back he's going to be like Dave Chappelle in exile, and we'll track him like Nessie if need be. --O/S

Fact: Urban Meyer takes extended leave of absence from job as Head Coach of UF.

Fact: Paul Johnson is amassing a small army of previous head coaches looking for new digs

Fact: GT needs a strength and conditioning coach

Fact: This picture was taken in the Campus Rec Center on GT Campus

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via http://www.flickr.com/photos/hectoralejandro/4357626028/

THIS ISN'T HIGH LEVEL CALCULUS PEOPLE! START THE RUMOR MILL: URBAN MEYER TO GT!!

Some people may try to claim that his "daughter" plays some mythical sport "volleyball" for GT and that he is simply visiting her, but these conspiracy theorists miss one simple and indisputable fact. With this fact it is clear that Urban Meyer can only be at Tech in order to become the next strength and conditioning coach.

Fact: There are no attractive girls at GT.

Q.E.D.

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