MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY: CHIRANJEEVI
by Spencer Hall on Feb 10, 2010 11:37 AM EST
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PrintToday's Mustache Wednesday Mustache of the day belongs to Tollywood Megastar Chiranjeevi. Dudes, not even an Affliction shirt will protect you from the ass-whipping the mere visage of this man will lay on your weak cheeks. Ladies, you're naked and didn't even know it. Dogs, stop licking the screen even though he taste so sweet.
Chiranjeevi's nickname is MEGASTAR, so you know he's for real. (So was Jimmy Clausen's, but it doesn't count if you give the nickname to yourself.) Chiranjeevi, like most Indian movie stars, has made over 700,000 films, and is used as a paid extra in other while he sleeps, but his most notable cinematic achievement is excerpted after the jump.
No horses were harmed in the making of that movie. They were killed, and there's a difference between the two if you respect the English language.
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I’m more interested to find out how he jumped a jeep over a flatbed trailer merely by jumping up in his seat.
by five point stance on Feb 10, 2010 11:56 AM EST up reply actions
Surely someone whose avatar is Uncle Jesse
has seen enough Dukes of Hazzard to suspend disbelief. I’m pretty sure they jumped over the Mississippi River in one episode by ramping off a Triscuit somebody dropped in the road.
by Brock Sampson on Feb 10, 2010 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
I think that's more
Just Hazzard County having less gravity than the rest of the planet. Maybe there’s a mass effect generator buried under it /ohyesijustmadethatreference
by commodore_dude on Feb 10, 2010 7:22 PM EST up reply actions
Educational Television
It wasn’t until I’d lived in Alabama that I came to realize “The Dukes of Hazzard” was actually a documentary.
by Blog Goliard on Feb 10, 2010 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
Them Dukes!
Not to mention that one stick of dynamite on the end of an arrow is roughly equivalent to the nuclear test at Bikini atoll.
"Cold Harbor is neither" - Schnitzel
He wasnt in this Indian video...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw
…therefore he must be a lesser star.
Damn...
I’m almost speechless at this level of “Curried ’Stache-itude.”
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Feb 10, 2010 12:21 PM EST reply actions
Roger's Ebert Dept:
I do not “get” Indian cinema. Bad acting, bad 80’s Michael Jackson choreography, bad dancing, bad scripts, bad cinematography, blah, blah, blah. It is so bad, that sometimes it is funny. Though, I could not stop saying “chai walla” after I saw Slumdawg UGA Millionaire.
Me neither
and now I aspire to being a chai wallah instead of a highly-paid proposal writer.
No, not really.
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 10, 2010 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
For a prime, 1970s, “golden age of porn”-stache, I nominate Steve Dunlap, WVU linebacker from 1975, for “Mustache of the Week”. Note the fine shirt and collar. What could represent the spirit of the ’stache any better?
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 10, 2010 5:43 PM EST reply actions
If you grow it, they will come.
"Tiger Stadium is by far the worst place to play for a visiting team. It's like being inside a drum." - Paul "Bear" Bryant
by Chinese Bandit on Feb 10, 2010 10:42 PM EST reply actions
Of course.
"Tiger Stadium is by far the worst place to play for a visiting team. It's like being inside a drum." - Paul "Bear" Bryant
by Chinese Bandit on Feb 13, 2010 2:26 AM EST up reply actions
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