35 FOR 35: THE CHICK-FIL-A BOWL
by Spencer Hall on Dec 31, 2010 7:05 PM EST
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Quick! Chick-Fil-A Bowl Podcast! A beat-to-hell Christian Ponder! An indestructible idiot savant in Steven Garcia! Little Feat! Listen here or below! AND WHAT THE SMOKING HELL GEORGIA?
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That is, asdkfhapoihapoiwefhioawphfwoiahfewoaih.
That is all.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2010 7:06 PM EST reply actions
Ron Franklin on New Years Eve?
Hell. Yes.
Managing Editor/Chief Lackey-And The Valley Shook THE LSU Tigers Blog of the Week for 52,136 Weeks in a Row and Counting
Hell yes indeed
Judge harshly, judge often
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 31, 2010 7:32 PM EST up reply actions
I remember hearing Dee Snyder cover "Oh Come, All Ye Faithful" once.
It still haunts my dreams….
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Catching up on my drinking to match up with y'all
What near or real disaster awaits us?
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 7:18 PM EST reply actions
Yes, I did. I told them that if they didn't leave me be, I'd sell their information to timeshare people.
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
Hopefully it doesn't burn the UGAg faithful too much
but I really have to relish in the UGAg loss to UCF as part of my recovery. What a GREAT day for CFB!!!
(FUCK)Clempsun Loses.
Thug U Loses. (But ND won… meh)
UGAg LOSES!!
The sting of being stung by a service academy is fading much faster now.
THWG!
The word of the day (clean old-fashioned hate edition):
Schaden-fuckin-freude
They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!
by Profoundly Vague on Dec 31, 2010 7:23 PM EST up reply actions
So long as you realize it's temporary
because, you know, transitively, you just lost to UCF.
I don't have time for any of this... and yet... here I am. I feel like Wiley E. Bulldog-y.
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Dec 31, 2010 7:52 PM EST up reply actions
I'll take a transitive loss to UCF
Over an actual loss to Colorado and a transitive loss to Kansas.
by NoDak_jacket on Dec 31, 2010 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
Okay, it's clear both our teams sucked ass this year
But we beat y’all so suck it up for another year and get ready for next year’s beating.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2010 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
On the other hand
we just transitively beat Georgia.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Bring back the stache!
It never choked a bitch!
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on Dec 31, 2010 7:30 PM EST up reply actions
So I managed to see the doom of UGA
but has anything else spectacular happened…I quit on the ND/Thug U game. 5 am wake up deemed rest was necessary to make tonight worthy.
O'Leary didn't die. I guess that's somewhat spectacular.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Saw that one too.
And always, Fuck Clemson
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2010 7:28 PM EST up reply actions
One of them said "fuck you" to all of us earlier.
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Dec 31, 2010 7:47 PM EST up reply actions
I still like the idea floated a few days ago...
to make a spoof of the ESPN “Roll Tide” commercial, except it’d be the commentariat from here saying “Fuck Clemson” to one another.
Somebody with a camcorder needs to make this happen. When it hits YouTube, we could make the Fuck Clemson meme bigger than Bed Intruder…
And furthermore, Ayn Rand's articulation of objectivism--Oh. I’m sorry, it’s the weekend. FOOBAW AND ALKYHOL WOOOOOOOO!!! -- Ancient Chinese Secret
in all serious, I do not want to go out to to overcrowded bars tonight and wait 1123123 minutes for drinks
Every 14 Seconds. Early, Often, And Without Remorse. WTD.
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
that's what hole in the wall bars are for where you know the bartenders who would also rather be drunk, and get free drinks.
at least that’s my plan.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2010 7:30 PM EST up reply actions
that WAS the plan
obviously sombody let that cat out of the bag, last year was a nightmare
Every 14 Seconds. Early, Often, And Without Remorse. WTD.
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I'm being lame and staying in tonight as well
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by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 31, 2010 7:30 PM EST up reply actions
keep it in your pants sir
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by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 31, 2010 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
damn it all, hard to keep track of y'all sometimes
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by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 31, 2010 7:38 PM EST up reply actions
I have "gal" in my name and they still think I'm a boy
/comeswithknowingboutfoobaw
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on Dec 31, 2010 7:38 PM EST up reply actions
Look at it this way
At almost any other board on the internet, people here would start acting like Animal from the Muppets when y’all said you were female.
True...
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on Dec 31, 2010 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
yeah not really that much of a stretch
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by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 31, 2010 7:42 PM EST up reply actions
We did have one person
doing that the other day.
Of course, it was that WahEgul guy, or whatever his name is, so it probably doesn’t count.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Eat Drum!!!
/former drummer in college
//animal is my favorite muppet
And furthermore, Ayn Rand's articulation of objectivism--Oh. I’m sorry, it’s the weekend. FOOBAW AND ALKYHOL WOOOOOOOO!!! -- Ancient Chinese Secret
I'll have enough of that tomorrow during the nooners.
Lame? Yes. Away from the roads on the worst night of drunk driving in the US, in a place where nobody knows how to drive sober in the first place? Hell yes.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Austin.
I-35 is to be avoided at all times at all costs (it’s a fucking parking lot), and the rest of the highways aren’t great either – traffic is infinitely worse than the Minneapolis-St. Paul area and that has twice the population. Under normal circumstances in MSP you can go 5 over and have people flying by you; under normal circumstances here you can go 5 under and be flying by everyone else. And God help you if it rains.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Dec 31, 2010 7:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I think it's a South Texas thing
The slowness in driving. I have family in DFW and I bought the turnpike thing just to avoid Austin. I love it. I’m used to Atlanta traffic. Posted speed limit is minimum 10mph less than what people are driving. San Antonio/Austin/Waco think if they get close they will get pulled over.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2010 7:48 PM EST up reply actions
Maryland/DC driving is the same
I routinely set the cruise control for at least 8 mph over the limit and get passed by state troopers like I’m standing still.
The paranoia as drivers actually see a trooper parked for speeders is amazing, however: they’ll drop to 60 in a 65 zone as though the trooper can see their guilt from a mile earlier.
Sock 'em, bust 'em
That's our custom
West by God, Virginia!
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 31, 2010 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
What's even worse
is when the trooper’s parked, cherries rolling, behind a civilian on the other side of the road. Shit, son, that’s the BEST time to speed! He’s too BUSY to fuck with you!
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
You'd think that
I’ve had a few clients who were pulled because they flew past a trooper they thought was occupied only to find out the trooper was done writing that ticket and was all set to write another one.
Where there's one, there are often more, though.
One speed trap I saw in Illinois had one guy set up on an overpass and six lined up on the ramps each way just waiting for his signal.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Not out here.
Unless they’re out in force (and if so, you already know it), there’s usually only one trooper in the entire county.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Depends on when and where
Out here, there’s usually only one random trooper every couple miles or so. On holiday or enforcement weekends you see 2 at every crossover on the Interstate, so if you see one, be ready for another one a half mile down the road.
This was a random weekend in April
Oddly enough, I never saw anything approaching that on holiday weekends.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Wholeheartedy agreed
My itinerary of house/apartment parties filled with people I don’t know or like all that much is marginally better but the sentiment is the same. Partying is less fun when it feels like a social obligation, much less one where you are surrounded by loud, drunk morons and cheap domestic sparkling wine. The impending snow/ice storm isn’t helping matters any.
In all honesty I’ve never cared all that much for New Years. It’s the Oklahoma of holidays: amazing on paper but a bit of a dud when the time to nut up or shut up comes.
I swear
Yahoo’s bowl-pick-em servers were just overloaded by everyone switching their picks from Pittsburgh to Kentucky.
Untrue.
That would require people having picked Pittsburgh to begin with.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Did anyone actually watch the entire UGA game?
It was so painfully boring I had to go stare at a wall at halftime to liven things up
Go Gatah!
He must be a UGA fan
"It means so much to me. Just beating those guys. (Florida) They were recruiting me so heavy. I remember when I didn’t go there, they said, ‘You will never beat us.' For me to do it, it just shows them that they were wrong, you know?" -FSU LB #13 Nigel Bradham
What if the woman was a Clemson fan?
And yes, I’m kidding, I know violence against women is always bad. Just asking.
Isn't being a Clemson fan abuse enough?
Domestic violence is never funny, though.
by PalmettoTiger on Dec 31, 2010 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
Do you suppose that will mean he does or doesn't keep his job?
Semi seriously asked. Doesn’t sound like a keeper league
Ron Franklin fills my ears with win.
"It means so much to me. Just beating those guys. (Florida) They were recruiting me so heavy. I remember when I didn’t go there, they said, ‘You will never beat us.' For me to do it, it just shows them that they were wrong, you know?" -FSU LB #13 Nigel Bradham
Doug didn't know about G.W. Carver's peanut skillz?
He was the “Black Davinci” man!!
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 7:33 PM EST reply actions
Irony:
All George Washington Carver Elementery schools are peanut free zones.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Dec 31, 2010 7:37 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Still super pissed about that game
Well, here’s to blatant conference homerism against FSU
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2010 7:34 PM EST reply actions
Opposite here
Downright giddy about the Liberty Bowl result. Now sucking it up and rooting for F$U for conference pride, if one can have pride in the ACC. (FUCK CLEMSON)
by NoDak_jacket on Dec 31, 2010 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
WHERE'S YOUR VISOR,OBC???
This is bad,man. This is bad! Is this bad?
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 7:35 PM EST reply actions
Please do not post HD closeups of the OBC
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on Dec 31, 2010 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
How about that Cee You Ess Aye Speed?
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2010 7:37 PM EST reply actions
That seminole chant has got to cause some war flashbacks for OBC
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Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Go Cocks!
Every 14 Seconds. Early, Often, And Without Remorse. WTD.
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
Fuck Clemson!
The USC Cocks pay my bills but the LSU Tigers have my heart.
by Anthropologal on Dec 31, 2010 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
O/U when the OBC pulls Garcia?
By halftime?
"That's like Swede on Swede violence."-Randy Hahn
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
1st down=war chant
2nd down= war chant
3rd down? War chant
Touchdown? War chant…
Everything else……war chant.
just as bad as Boomer Sooner
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by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 31, 2010 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
no, boomer sooner and rocky stop are way worse
Every 14 Seconds. Early, Often, And Without Remorse. WTD.
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
at least tthe hand movements are cool, and i'm a Braves fan so there's a plus
Every 14 Seconds. Early, Often, And Without Remorse. WTD.
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
Yeah... The Braves kinda took it from us.
Deion Sanders? Yeah. You’re welcome.
Defeat Miami, 45-17. End Florida's win streak, 31-7. Win the ACC Atlantic. 10 win season. Chick-fil-A Bowl Champs, 26-17. Two wins over the top two teams in the SEC East. Nation's top recruiting class? The only thing that could make this year any better.
Warchant does in my book:
Fuck-the-Seminoles
Seminoles-are-criminals
by NoDak_jacket on Dec 31, 2010 7:42 PM EST up reply actions
I have a friend who played bouncy ball there back in the early 90s.
I always ask if he’s still getting payouts.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2010 7:44 PM EST up reply actions
reminds me of the vuvuzela
help me, Arsenal, you're my only hope. never mind, I'm screwed. ROLL TIDE.
ESPN AMERICA CAN GO EAT A HOT BOWL OF DICKS.
FIFA AND SEPP BLATTER CAN GO EAT A HOT BOWL OF DICKS.
"Fight On" would like to have a word with you
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 7:47 PM EST up reply actions
I keep hearing rumors of this.
Best I can tell it’s the same damn song but in a different key.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
brahsome pass
Every 14 Seconds. Early, Often, And Without Remorse. WTD.
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
Holy Shit
"That's like Swede on Swede violence."-Randy Hahn
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
Oh please don't be dead,Lattimore!
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 7:41 PM EST reply actions
I think Lattimore is dead
"That's like Swede on Swede violence."-Randy Hahn
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
Smokey sez...
Lattimore got knocked the fuck out.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2010 7:42 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
To the ESPN announcer
who made reference about that fucking “Defenseless player” shit, I hope you bite your fucking tongue off at some point tonight. I’m so sick of hearing about that bullshit. If you’re on a football field and you’re defenseless, that’s tough shit. This ain’t powderpuff land. You’d best not be defenseless if you’re between the sidelines during a play.
THWG!
Shit was clean. We have become pussified. Ronnie Lott is sickened by all of this!
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 7:44 PM EST up reply actions
Didn't see the play
But there are definitely times in which the players are defenseless and need to be protected. All the people bemoaning “they’re ruining our game” need to find some other outlet for their sadistic pleasures. The game has been altered so much over the years that it is virtually unrecognizable from it’s beginnings. It’s the natural progression of any game. You make it safer as science improves and you better understand the consequences of actions.
Get over yourselves, (not specifically gtg, as I don’t know if he shares this opinion, but a lot of the people that voice this type of opinion do) your sense of what you find enjoyable does not trump the long term health and safety of the athletes, especially amateur athlete.
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
Fine, but the comment I was replying to included the line
If you’re on a football field and you’re defenseless, that’s tough shit. This ain’t powderpuff land. You’d best not be defenseless if you’re between the sidelines during a play
Which is sadistic and callous thinking. Nothing pisses me off more than people that are supposed to “fans” bemoaning changes made to protect the health and safety of the people that play the game. If we don’t make changes when we’re aware of the dangers, we open ourselves up to something truly tragic happening and the game being irreparably harmed.
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
Game Over
if Lattimore doesn’t come back in
Go Gatah!
Depends, who is better at losing
Garcia or Ponder?
As much as OBC may disagree, i think you have to go with Ponder for shear creativity, right?
by UGAVike on Dec 31, 2010 7:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm not sure who scares me more in a close game
Ponder’s more likely to be able to pass a team back into the game if they fall behind
Props to you
for saying that right before a Ponder fumble/ messed up option
Go Gatah!
He is Brahsome
But he’s prone to DERP too
Go Gatah!
You don't trust Garcia?
"That's like Swede on Swede violence."-Randy Hahn
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
Lattimore, Ingram
Any other guys that run awesomely and have Dads associated with the prison system?
Derrick Washington...
Oh right, he’s the one thats associated.
by #74forthewin on Dec 31, 2010 7:45 PM EST up reply actions
Which is the worst
Boomer Sooner
That Damn USC song they play over and over and over
War Chant
Or other. (must explain)
Conquest.
Pretty easily, too.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2010 7:47 PM EST up reply actions
War Chant
It’s terrible at both Florida State games and Atlanta Braves games.
"That's like Swede on Swede violence."-Randy Hahn
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
hey buddy
FUCK YOU. YOU SHOULD THANK MY ASS FOR BRIAN FUCKIN WILSON
Every 14 Seconds. Early, Often, And Without Remorse. WTD.
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
You're an adult
You shouldn’t be doing a War Chant at a professional ballgame. And I do thank LSU for both Brian Wilson and Mike Fontenot.
"That's like Swede on Swede violence."-Randy Hahn
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
then that makes up for insulting the Chant
Every 14 Seconds. Early, Often, And Without Remorse. WTD.
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
1) Boomer Sooner
2)Rocky Stop
3) Conquest (at least it’s badass)
4)War Chant
Every 14 Seconds. Early, Often, And Without Remorse. WTD.
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
Rocky Top is not even in the same class
Even those of us who hate Tennessee find Rocky Top catchy, though most won’t admit it.
And more importantly
It’s not four measures repeated until the heat death of the universe.
Do I wish they’d play something else every now and then? Yes. But do I want to take an axe to the entire trumpet section every time I hear it? No.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Our trumpets appreciate your restraint
And furthermore, Ayn Rand's articulation of objectivism--Oh. I’m sorry, it’s the weekend. FOOBAW AND ALKYHOL WOOOOOOOO!!! -- Ancient Chinese Secret
I shoulda waited
Fight On and Conquest can both eat a bag of dicks
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 7:48 PM EST up reply actions
It gets stuck in my head so fast and I'll hum it without even knowing it
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by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 31, 2010 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
Boomer Sooner
narrowly over the USC one. I’m a Braves fan, so the war chant doesn’t bother me.
by The Missing T on Dec 31, 2010 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
That Illinois song with the stupid clapping above the head gives me headaches
by #74forthewin on Dec 31, 2010 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
BUT
It is so easy to make fun of when they loose.
by #74forthewin on Dec 31, 2010 7:50 PM EST up reply actions
That's also called the War Chant.
I kind of like that one. (Possibly because I went there for grad school, but I didn’t mind it anyway – and it’s only on defensive third downs or goal line stands, not EVERY FUCKING PLAY.)
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
1) Boomer Sooner. I’m contractually obligated to say that now that I’ve moved to Austin, but that’d probably be the “winner” anyway.
2) USC
3) War Chant
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I think we will all hate the War Chant by the end of the game if this keeps up.
I don’t even think Braves fans will be able to handle it.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2010 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
As a Braves fan and a Gator fan,
I am already conflicted, a fact my brother exploits to the fullest.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 31, 2010 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
herpaderp
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Why get cute there?
I mean, running the ball up the gut has worked. Why go option and risk something dumb?
Is the CEO of Chick-fil-A kinda swishy or is that just Southern?
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 7:51 PM EST reply actions
Southern
He’s a big church goer. (why the Chick isn’t open on Sundays)
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2010 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
Chick-fill-A out here in California is open on Sunday's
#Damnnonbelievers
"That's like Swede on Swede violence."-Randy Hahn
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
WOWHAT!?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I call BS
Not to be accusatory, but I just cannot believe there is a Chick-fil-A somewhere open on Sundays.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2010 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
The one in Roseville,California is
I’ve ate there before on a Sunday.
"That's like Swede on Swede violence."-Randy Hahn
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
There may be a renegade Chick-fil-A around, but I bet that gets shut down by the corporates pretty quickly
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2010 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
Either way, I now want a Spicy Chicken Sandwich with buffalo sauce
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2010 8:00 PM EST up reply actions
More importantly, the Spicy Chicken Biscuit is coming out
Also, I recommend Polynesian Sauce with a Spicy Chicken sandwich
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2010 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
Had the Spicy Chicken Sandwich for the first time earlier this week
It was more fantastic than I ever would have imagined.
I was getting a "Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil" vibe from him
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
You can be both
See also: Haggard,Ted
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
Granted.
But I don’t think he falls into that category.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2010 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
Holy shit the way those kids stepped into fram in that commercial
had me in hysterics, especially the FSU guy, such a creeper
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Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Your first name is English?
Might be a family name, and while I’m all for having last-names-as-first-names if they’re in the family, you might want to draw the line at words for languages.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2010 7:51 PM EST reply actions
Job done
USC receivers are officially afraid to catch the ball
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
He almost said "Wildcock"
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as if he's not my favorite anyway
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Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
I don't think it was RF who said it
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by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 31, 2010 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
With Garcia at the helm you're always running the wildcock one way or another
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It would have been appropriate
and Brah Garcia heaves an INT
"My goal is to win a national championship at West Virginia University" Dana Holgorsen
by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 31, 2010 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
SAY BRAH
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Please never change Brah
"That's like Swede on Swede violence."-Randy Hahn
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
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Arm Punt
Has he been watching Jacory?
Go Gatah!
Did someone say something about faith in Garcia?
Anyone? Anyone? …..Bueller?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 31, 2010 7:56 PM EST reply actions
If you betted Garcia getting pulled in the 1st half, looks like you might be right
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Pulled.
Spurrier left the visor at home.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 31, 2010 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
He'll be smirked into oblivion.
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Dec 31, 2010 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
no. 1 is having the game of his life
I think he’s the one who put the fear of God into Lattimore too
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ANDERPIAMBRO
Also Spicy Chicken breakfast,you will be mine. Oh yes,you will be mine!
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by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 7:57 PM EST reply actions
Pittsburgh might have to find a new coach again
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=5976125
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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
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Schadenfreude! Glorious Schadenfreude!
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 31, 2010 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
I have the feeling this is going to get ugly fast
and stay ugly for long time
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Did Ron just say that 2000 degrees is half the temp. of the sun?
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is it? What's the temperature of fusion?
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Significantly higher than that.
Surface temperature is about 5800 K (so if Ron meant 2000 C, he’s not too far off) but the core reaches about 13.6 million K.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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if he meant Celsius then he'd be almost right but I don't see RF talking in metrics
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by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 31, 2010 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
all he said was 2000 degrees
now if he meant Fahrenheit, he’s only off by 9000 degrees
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by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 31, 2010 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
normally i'd google that
but since RF said it, I take it as a fact
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Yes.
If it’s 2000 centigrade, then that’s a little short of half of what the surface of the sun is on that scale.
5800, apparently
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I have a hard time believing Ron Franklin speaks in metrics
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by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 31, 2010 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
Ron is now a scientist
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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
Wow
They already made Dr. Lou’s tie in to a pyrex bowl? Score!!!!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Armpunt 2.0
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 31, 2010 8:05 PM EST reply actions
Tip-Derp!!!!!
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'nother pick, getting uglier
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I'm going to go 0-4 tonight, FUCK
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1-3 here
But the rest of the week has been terrible. So I am pseudo-content with my one victory.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 31, 2010 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
Oh dear.
I almost feel bad counting that one against Garcia (would have been an impossible catch but no way it’s picked off if the receiver doesn’t bobble it).
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
True
But it’s not like the defender had a prayer of picking it off unless the receiver deflected it just so.
Bad throw, worse luck.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
PUT A VISOR ON NOW OR YOU'LL KILL US ALL!
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 8:06 PM EST reply actions
Off to Manhattan for New Years Eve
Hopefully I’ll wake up for the Rose Bowl. Somebody come get me up and make sure I’m alive if you don’t hear from me
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
Dude, you're in Jersey
That means you are on your own.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 31, 2010 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
he might mean Manhattan, KS
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by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 31, 2010 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
Nah, mon. I saw an earlier post that said he was in Jersey
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 31, 2010 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
Is Steve Spurrier wearing some kind of Under Armour paint smock?
Also, SEC is sucking ass in bowl play so far. I might have to start getting used to the taste of humble pie.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2010 8:06 PM EST reply actions
You'll be okay
Auburn will win the title game, and no one will care that the SEC went 1-9 because none of those games counted.
Damn straight.
But should we win, they count.
I like that deal.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 31, 2010 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
all this bad play is making me nervous
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by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 31, 2010 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
Why I do be'lee it did
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 31, 2010 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
12-9USCe
can has?
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Odds
of Connor Shaw trotting out on the next offensive series?
Go Gatah!
I am not on the game at the moment
USF is in OT with UConn and the setup requires us to choose between the two
What, you missed the fabulous Florida State Glitter Twins?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2010 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
That's been a great game
"That's like Swede on Swede violence."-Randy Hahn
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
Purple-ish Drank
After the conversation on brews in the Sun Bowl live blog, went down to the gas station for some Purple Haze. In front of me in line was a cop with a suitcase of Bud Light.
And there was a drunk checkpoint between my house and the gas station.
2011 should be an awesome year.
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Was he on his way to Mike Haywood's house?
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by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
Double sack.
Holy hell, Carolina looks bad.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 31, 2010 8:11 PM EST reply actions
I can't see SC staying this awful
FSU might want to go ahead and bury SC while they’re laying down dead.
Full frontal FUGLY is in effect
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 31, 2010 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
FSU is really taking perverse player in beating the shit out of USC tonight physically
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I'm pretty sure that was a hallmark of the 90s FSU teams
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by fortlauderheel on Dec 31, 2010 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
y'all- pics so it happened
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
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sorry- http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2010/12/31/pitt-coach-michael-haywood-reportedly-arrested/
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
fail
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no kidding
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Here's the image:
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 31, 2010 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
Whatchu got on my money,Craig?
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
Carolina is no goos in the GA Dome
/ESPNfactofthenight
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good
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one day they'll take it too far and we'll all pay for it
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by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 31, 2010 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
Let me keep my war chant
since the Phillies just bought the fucking East for the next couple of years.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Still haven't heard of a suitable nickname.
Used to be H2O, but now they have an L.
H2LO?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 31, 2010 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
at least we signed Uggla to a long term deal
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I still have hope
I console myself with the fact that the Fish won the World Series with Wild Card berths in 1997 and 2003.
So even if the division is out of reach, all is not lost.
It’s a whole new season come October.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 31, 2010 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
Jesus, Miami is even worried about the quality of this offense!
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 8:13 PM EST reply actions
Mercifully, that ends the 1st Quarter
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 31, 2010 8:14 PM EST reply actions
I have to wait until MNC Day for this new CFA delicacy??
Oh Cruel Fortuna!!
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 8:15 PM EST reply actions
If you're an insider you can make a reservation for a sneak preview the week before
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2010 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
GASSSSSSPPPPP!
Done and done. I am truly sorry your Dawgs got run over.
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
go here
www.getspicychicken.com
I’m link embedding directions illiterate
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 31, 2010 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
No one is concerned that Red M&M is being served up to die for that woman's voracious appetite for chocolate people?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2010 8:15 PM EST reply actions
Only funny when the little kid GIF says it
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2010 8:19 PM EST up reply actions
So obliged:
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 31, 2010 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
"I've never done it in a school gym before."
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
Row Tahd
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by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 31, 2010 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
Doing it in inappropriate places national championship
ROWWWWL TAAAAAHd
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"Dad, I'm gay"
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Fuck Clemson
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by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 31, 2010 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
Roll Tide.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 31, 2010 8:19 PM EST up reply actions
HEYHEYEHEY DONT MAKE A THREAT YOU CANT BACK UP BUDDY I MEAN IM DOWN IF YOU ARE
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?
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by fortlauderheel on Dec 31, 2010 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
sooooo.... broken jaw?
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
The Mayans were a year off-SHIT IS REAL RIGHT NOW!!
VISOR THE OBC NOW!!!!
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
OK 2 years.
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by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
HURRR DURRRRR
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wow, Ponder derp most triumphant
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That was the most obvious and wide open play action I've ever seen
And Ponder screwed it up
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2010 8:21 PM EST reply actions
Nice bounce pass.
"Everyone who thinks the world is going to end in 2012 should be executed because they were expecting it." - My Dad.
Really bad time to nancy a throw, Ponder.
Normally I think you take the points early on in a game, but I don’t mind going for it the way SC’s offense is going.
Mark Richt thinks that's fine coaching ideology, right there
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2010 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
Still angry?
I can see why Richt would kick. I can also see why he should have gone for it- you’d think UGA’s line could get you 1/2 yard against a C-USA team.
You can't say that a play early in the 1st quarter directly affects the course of the game
But yeah, it’s a bowl game, and you’re playing Central Florida.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2010 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
But you'd also think that UGA would put up more than 3 more points all game
after driving 96 yards on the first drive.
"But" should read "And"
I think I am trying to support Richt’s decision, but I’m not sure of anything anymore.
I'm almost pathologically opposed to kicking FGs <25 yards
except in the fourth quarter as time and score dictates. If you’re inside the 5, the worst that happens is you leave your opponent stuck there. Needing 1/2 yard for a first down, kicking is the wuss’s way out.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I think in the first quarter, you just take the points
I know the Romer piece says to always go, but you might as well get the points and not worry about “what if?” stuff. As the game goes along and you get a feel of what is working and what you might need, you can open things up.
There's a "what if?" either way.
Kick the FG, and you find yourself wondering whether you’d have 7 if you’d gone for it.
If it’s a team you should blow out, yeah, take the points. You can come out ahead trading a few points in expectation for lower variance when you’re favored by a significant amount. But in a close game, you need every bit of expectation you can get.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
If I'm Richt
I think I should be able to stomp a mudhole in UCF. If I were O’Leary, I’d be more aggressive and go for it on every 4th and reasonable.
Funny, that.
Because UCF was the ranked team and Georgia was not.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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Nicholas Cage needs a charity
to keep him out of these movies. seriously.
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EDSBS needs to create the MVD award
Most Valuable Derp
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Dec 31, 2010 8:27 PM EST via mobile reply actions
once, twice, three times a winner
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Brah Garcia wins it for that INT
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 31, 2010 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
What do I win?
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
he just had to go deeper
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by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 31, 2010 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 31, 2010 8:28 PM EST reply actions
Tonight? BOTH
"My goal is to win a national championship at West Virginia University" Dana Holgorsen
by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 31, 2010 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
OBC's face said it all
That was totally his “I’m benching your ass, Garcia” face.
by NoDak_jacket on Dec 31, 2010 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
Hey there Steven, why don't you have a seat...
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Rec'd
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 31, 2010 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
Just had the hilarious thought
that if S. Carolina loses tonight, they would have lost twice inside the Georgia Dome in the same month
Self-Proclaimed Misanthrope
Hey now!
We’ve had back-to-back-to-back winning seasons!
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 31, 2010 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not sold on the Falcons in the postseason
They do a lot of things fairly well, but I’m not sure they’re excellent at any one thing. That’s scary and it reminds me of a lot of Marty Schottenheimer teams. I like their coach though.
I'd say it's more an indictment of FSU
They really need to get around to putting the stake in SC’s heart at some point.
Yeah, FSU's not so big on the stake driving.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2010 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
You know
University of Farmers should have a pretty good team next season
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With Juno's dad as their head coach?
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by fortlauderheel on Dec 31, 2010 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
I think I may be able to watch football now
without having a seizure, screaming FUCK YOU JIM DELANEY YOU COCK GOBBLING SERIAL PEDOPHILE, or breaking things.
I’m still pissed off, though.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
And you chose THIS game to come back to?
Hope you got 4Lokos left son.
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
This game has no capacity
for making me angry. It may bore me, or it may make me laugh, but it can’t piss me off.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
So when does JK Simmons come onto the field and assess this damage?
WE ARE DERPERS!! DA-DA DUMM DUMMM DUMM DUM DUMM!
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 8:31 PM EST reply actions
He'll have to, the catfish was ruled acedemically ineligible
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 31, 2010 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
When I saw that whale I immediately started humming "baby beluga"
then it got all misty in here, damn repressed childhood!
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by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 31, 2010 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
Let’s see if I can do this from memory.
Bably beluga in the deep blue sea,
Swim so wild and you swim so free!
Heaven above and the sea below,
And a little white whale on the go-oooOOOO
Ba-by beluuuuuga! Ba-by beluuuuuga!
Is the water warm? Is your mama home with youuuu soooo haaaappyyyyy?
oh god damn
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by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 31, 2010 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
Nostalgia'd so hard.
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Dec 31, 2010 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Dec 31, 2010 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
Let it all out, sir
a new year is almost upon us
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by Magnolia Below on Dec 31, 2010 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
The police report says they heard a Camaro peel out of the alley at the Haywood house.
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 8:33 PM EST reply actions
WTF?
Why bench Ponder? He’s been infinity more accurate that Locker was in the first half last night.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2010 8:36 PM EST reply actions
Well, yeah.
But it’s not like FSU should really try any passing this game anyway, given the gaping holes up the middle in the running game.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2010 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
DERPCON3 REACHED
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Sweet Lord. Is the ball coated in Chick-Fil-A used canola oil?
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 8:37 PM EST reply actions
No
Chick-fil-a only uses Peanut Oil
Self-Proclaimed Misanthrope
by Magnolia Below on Dec 31, 2010 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
And it's delicious
On one hand, I hate them for usurping the Peach Bowl name. On the other hand, I love Chick-Fil-A.
I'm glad I'm not alone in missing the old monikers.
Peach Bowl, Citrus Bowl, etc.
/nostalgia’d
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 31, 2010 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
That's not what Doug told me.
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
Apparently Chick-fil-A switched to canola oil for its waffle fries
This, obviously, is a terrible decision. Luckily the actual chicken is still fried in sweet, sweet peanut oil.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2010 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
This is the Derpiest day of college football
I have ever seen. Not one good game.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Dec 31, 2010 8:39 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Definitely got to set a record
So many derps today it’s no longer really funny. Maybe after a few more it will cycle back and become so again.
by NoDak_jacket on Dec 31, 2010 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, but
the lower tier bowls usually have at least one or two crazy shootouts (I.E. the Humanitarian Bowl last year, the Holiday Bowl back when it had the WAC champ). Nothing but blowouts and derpfests so far this year though. The Music City Bowl last night came close to breaking this streak as it was quote entertaining but you’d still be crazy to call it anything but a derpfest (but what a derpfest it was).
It's been a downer when compared to yesterday
1 excellent game (KSU-Cuse), 2 really good game (Army-SMU), 1 good game with a crazy-assed ending (UNC-UT), and a semi-stinker but still worth seeing because of how it happened (UW-NU). No high drama today really.
nope just a side effect
Ron Franklin makes anybody seem better
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He's not bad
He rambles now and then but he’s not an idiot like Davie and he doesn’t preach like Danielson.
No, he's pretty innocuous.
He also contributes information without too much frippery, so points to him.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Dec 31, 2010 8:40 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
rec'd
for use of the word frippery
Self-Proclaimed Misanthrope
by Magnolia Below on Dec 31, 2010 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
Hooray!
I don’t have to watch ECU to make fat jokes any more. Where have you gone, Mark Mangino? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2010 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
Apparently Lattimore is the "All-Everything Running Back."
Didn’t know he was the All-Cooking Champ.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 31, 2010 8:43 PM EST reply actions
Hivemind.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 31, 2010 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
LEPER FOOTBALL
Considering how things went today, that’s entirely appropriate.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Dec 31, 2010 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
MAKE IT GREEN
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Dec 31, 2010 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
no, he's referring to after 5 "rec's" it changes the color around the post to green
Judge harshly, judge often
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 31, 2010 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
Sadly, Garcia doesn't seem to be underthrowing any fly routes this drive.
I’ve been spoiled.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2010 8:45 PM EST reply actions
Of course..
Charlie Rice.
"Everyone who thinks the world is going to end in 2012 should be executed because they were expecting it." - My Dad.
AKA Pizza the Hut
"It means so much to me. Just beating those guys. (Florida) They were recruiting me so heavy. I remember when I didn’t go there, they said, ‘You will never beat us.' For me to do it, it just shows them that they were wrong, you know?" -FSU LB #13 Nigel Bradham
come on brah
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the Force is not with you
Garcia
Self-Proclaimed Misanthrope
by Magnolia Below on Dec 31, 2010 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
USCe knows you're allowed to move on defense,right?
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 8:51 PM EST reply actions
How's about that Ess Eee See speed?
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2010 8:52 PM EST reply actions
That might be the hammer blow at this point
Or should I say, a….tomahawk blow?
Yeeaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!! [/The Who’d]
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2010 8:52 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
/// unnecessary background explosion
Self-Proclaimed Misanthrope
by Magnolia Below on Dec 31, 2010 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
I guess you could say....
Sakerlina got…scalped!
Alright this is the last one
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2010 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
My personal favorite is the following:
“The victim was found with his dick in a jar of peanut butter”
“Looks like he was…”
puts on shades
“Fucking nuts”
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 31, 2010 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
As an FSU fan I want Garcia to think he's invulnerable
Makes the kill shots more enjoyable. Ask Lattimore.
"It means so much to me. Just beating those guys. (Florida) They were recruiting me so heavy. I remember when I didn’t go there, they said, ‘You will never beat us.' For me to do it, it just shows them that they were wrong, you know?" -FSU LB #13 Nigel Bradham
Your QB needs weed badly
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 8:56 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
gauntlet!
Judge harshly, judge often
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 31, 2010 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
So
Bob Stoop=loses big fotball games
Mike Stoops=loses football games
Mark Stoops=?
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No, no, no, Steve
You UNDERthrow the deep routes, not overthrow them.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2010 8:57 PM EST reply actions
WTF is the wheelhouse?
I haz need of a special bourbon cocktail recipe for new years tonight for the rager
I like to get drunk and yell at people on the internet
3 parts AdvoCare Spark® Energy Drink, 2 parts bourbon (the cheaper the better)
I call it the “Ovarian Delight”
Here we have a classic illustration of the priniciples demonstrated in this game
"My goal is to win a national championship at West Virginia University" Dana Holgorsen
Can't stop laughing
Violence against women isn’t funny but I’ll be damned if the part about the “ovarian delight” isn’t the exception that makes the rule.
If you use a kick instead of a punch, it's called something funnier
by Synaesthesia on Dec 31, 2010 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe something that rhymes, rather than alliterates?
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Dec 31, 2010 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
The Charlie Weis version...
…is the Gunt Punt.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Dec 31, 2010 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
Had to look that up on Urban Dictionary.
I guess you might as well embrace the fat jokes now, before every other fan base corners the market.
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Dec 31, 2010 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
No visor and Bones McCoy's medical smock from "Star Trek:The Movie"
You deserve to lose, Spurrier!
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 9:03 PM EST reply actions
SC should be getting throttled right now
Their defense and FSU’s charity are keeping this game interesting.
I hate the bubble screen, but I’d like to see SC run that to Jeffery once in a while just to get him into the game more.
Is that crazy bitch from the Geico commercial
the same crazy bitch that always screams in the vampire bar in True Blood?
and more open about the sex
"My goal is to win a national championship at West Virginia University" Dana Holgorsen
by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 31, 2010 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
I'm going to go back in time
and find the first son of a bitch who decided to start portraying vampires with depth and humanity…
…and exsanguinate them for the fuck of it.
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by jonfmorse on Dec 31, 2010 9:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
At least we got to see Rogue's bewbz
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Dec 31, 2010 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
Ann Rice "Conversations With The Vampire"
"My goal is to win a national championship at West Virginia University" Dana Holgorsen
by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 31, 2010 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
Nah, I suspect it predated that.
And even in her unreadable tripework, they were all pretty much still scumbags.
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Rec'd
both for the sentiment and the use of “exsanguinate”.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I'm also going to "accidentally drop" a business card
leading investigators to one “Tom Geerlings”.
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The only vampires I know look like this
by Synaesthesia on Dec 31, 2010 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
The only vampires I know look this:
by HawkeyeRecon on Dec 31, 2010 9:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's clear that your patriotism is lacking
you must be punished with a Drone
Self-Proclaimed Misanthrope
by Magnolia Below on Dec 31, 2010 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
There are only two good things about democracy.
1) We get to throw the bums out every couple years.
2) Every other alternative is worse.
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Nonsense.
An immortal benevolent despot would be incomparably superior to democracy.
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As James Madison said,
If men were angels, there’d be no government.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2010 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck James Madison.
That little bitch couldn’t stand the humidity in Williamsburg and went to Princeton instead.
by ElRocco337 on Dec 31, 2010 9:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You shut your damn mouth sir
Besides, you already have Thomas Jefferson, James Monroe, and John Marshall, don’t get greedy.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2010 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
And John Tyler
And we gave Washington a surveyor’s certificate. Madison still took sides against the family and left the state rather than deal with the heat.
W&M is definitely a great school that doesn't always get recognition
Hard to make a call in the great UVA vs. W&M fight; I guess they just are great in different strengths
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2010 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
W&M is like England
We used to be huge, and we’re still sorta important, but not as important as we used to be. However the majority of W&M folk haven’t quite figured that out and think it’s still 1850 and W&M is one of 5 places where you have to get your degree or else it’s worthless.
Virginia's won more
political national championships than Alabama!
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Agreed
Find me an immortal and eternally benevolent (incorruptible by power) despot, and we’re in business.
The other big problem is that the sort of people that want to be in power are almost invariably the worst ones for the job.
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Douglas Adams
“Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”
Self-Proclaimed Misanthrope
by Magnolia Below on Dec 31, 2010 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
That's more an indictment of our electorate
than the elected, however. If our society was capable of actually making a reasoned decision as to who they want to hire to run shit rather than lapping contentedly at the milk of the mass-media, someone who’s not a tool might actually get the job.
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It's both, really.
Nobody sane enough to do a good job of it would want to put up with the shit they’d have to wade through from Congress, lobbyists, special interests, and such. Only those for whom the lure of power is stronger than their distaste for that actually want to do it at such a high level (those with purer intentions almost invariably get disillusioned at the state level).
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
True, but
the system is inherently flawed in that it is fundamentally impossible to get anyone elected President if they’re really going to change anything. Thus, anyone who might actually be able to effect change in Washington is washed out of the process by the very agencies determined to maintain the status quo. And I can’t follow that up without sliding across the line from general theory into actual politics, so I’ll shut up now.
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The winner-take-all system has a lot to do with that.
The only stable solution to that in game theory is two parties which drive as close to each other as possible and subsume any minor candidates or parties that are even infinitesimally closer to them than they are to the other major party. (This is, for instance, why nearly-libertarian fiscal conservatives and the Religious Right have an uneasy coexistence in the same party.)
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
We need more than two parties
Self-Proclaimed Misanthrope
by Magnolia Below on Dec 31, 2010 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
Agreed.
But the minor parties seem to just act as spoilers, which is why they end up mostly absorbed by the major ones.
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Not sure if the politics ban is on current politics or even theory, so I'll stay out of this
But I do have some ideas on this subject.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2010 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
Exactly.
For a humor book it has a surprising amount of good advice. (One every engineer should take to heart: The difference between a thing that cannot possibly go wrong and a thing that might go wrong is that when the thing that cannot possibly go wrong does, in fact, go wrong, it turns out to be impossible to fix.)
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
my favorite
“Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”
Self-Proclaimed Misanthrope
by Magnolia Below on Dec 31, 2010 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
DERP
He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.
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by Magnolia Below on Dec 31, 2010 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
Is that from Dirk Gently?
I’ve read the entire H2G2 series a dozen times and don’t remember that (though it’s entirely possible I’m just forgetting it since there are a couple dozen I like even more).
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I don't remember which one
I just remember reading it, laughing, reading it again and then committing it to memory
Self-Proclaimed Misanthrope
by Magnolia Below on Dec 31, 2010 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
This version had its moments
Judge harshly, judge often
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 31, 2010 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
Dr. Lou forgets Mark Richt's name
And has the non sequitur praise for his son all in one segment
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2010 9:13 PM EST reply actions
I'm watching in SD on a small tv
thought it was fulmer for a minute
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BTW This "Year of the QB" BS
is because the stunt guy crashed in practice and they had to cancel the red bull show
http://jalopnik.com/5715308/the-world-record-snowmobile-jump-you-wont-see-on-new-years-eve
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Year of the Quarterback?
It’s about damned time. The WWL doesn’t give enough coverage to this maligned, underappreciated position. If I had to put up with one more minute of the intolerable pretty boy glory hogging of ESPN’s “2010: Year of the Eligible Tackle,” why by jove I might be driven to drink.
I didn't care for 1999-"Year of the Long Snapper"
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
More importantly
maybe now they can spend some time giving some attention to the must under-the-radar player of the last two decades, Brett Favre.
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Will I be able to steal a laptop and toss it out the window at the CFB Hall of Fame?
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 9:22 PM EST reply actions
Yes, and afterwards there will be an introductory lecture
On how to successfully survive NCAA action
Self-Proclaimed Misanthrope
by Magnolia Below on Dec 31, 2010 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
This would be great as a "Hall of Presidents" type deal
With an animatronic Barry Switzer, Jackie Sherill and Pat Dye.
"Hello, I'm Steve Addazio"
“We’d like to welcome you here to the College Football Hall of…DIVE!!!”
An Animatronic Bear Bryant is out of the question
For public safety reasons, of course
Self-Proclaimed Misanthrope
by Magnolia Below on Dec 31, 2010 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
If there were an animatronic Bear Bryant,
Alabama fans would take over the museum and turn it into a cult compound for The Bahr
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2010 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
We are the mediocre presidents
You won’t find our faces
On dollars or on cents!
I love green because money be green.
The robotic Nick Neuheisel would be swee....oh,it really is him!
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 9:35 PM EST up reply actions
Uncle Bill
is the one you really should have made that joke about.
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At least yours has a Pinocchio fetish
Ours just does bracketology man!
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
Someone would invariably give robot Pat Dye some bourbon
and he would drunkenly escape the restraints and attack the crowd
Self-Proclaimed Misanthrope
by Magnolia Below on Dec 31, 2010 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
Knowing that the College Football Hall of Fame is in Atlanta makes me uncomfortable
far too close to Tuscaloosa…
Judge harshly, judge often
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
but they had a model and everything
Judge harshly, judge often
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 31, 2010 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
And it's $180,000 grand to get in
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
We're getting a gigantic copper land-zeppelin!
Glorious. Perhaps we can sell them more sugar-water.
And yet,no Tebow Chapel? Hmmmmm....
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
The Mike Price Wing
Is at conveniently located Magic City.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Dec 31, 2010 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
Beware the Magic Pick-Axe
"My goal is to win a national championship at West Virginia University" Dana Holgorsen
by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 31, 2010 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
And the room service is excellent!
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 9:35 PM EST up reply actions
If they have to suffer through this game
by god they’re going to share their suffering with you.
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Yeah, I've heard way too many renditions of Lady Gaga
I’ve heard a carillon play Bad Romance, of all things.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2010 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
Who is the brunette sideline reporter?
I do not recall seeing her before.
"My goal is to win a national championship at West Virginia University" Dana Holgorsen
They must be dragooning everybody into service this weekend
"My goal is to win a national championship at West Virginia University" Dana Holgorsen
by MtnEer_in_SC on Dec 31, 2010 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
I have home made cookies and cream pie
oh hey, i’m your argument, bein in valid
Every 14 Seconds. Early, Often, And Without Remorse. WTD.
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
Back after playing NCAA 11.
The good news is I blew out USCali w/Miami 48-10. The bad news is I lost to LSU in Death Valley 12-10.
I love how everything Michael Irvin says sounds like an NCAA recruiting violation.
mwahahahahahahah
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Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
But I had tons more fun w/LSU's defensive slugfest.
I love how everything Michael Irvin says sounds like an NCAA recruiting violation.
Chaos reigns even in the virtual world
Judge harshly, judge often
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 31, 2010 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
An accurate simulation
Les Miles knows how to no-clip IRL, he just forgets to use it sometimes
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there's a reason I don't play as LSU in NCAA 11
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Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
Was the ending mildly bullshit?
That would be scarily accurate.
As much fun as NCAA11 is, the computer is terrible at killing the clock. I’ve had some great comebacks happen simply because the AI won’t sit on the ball.
Nah, I decided to go for the FG on 4th and 6 w/over 2 minutes left in the 4th.
I probably should’ve went for it, but I was banking on another 3 and out.
I love how everything Michael Irvin says sounds like an NCAA recruiting violation.
So Derek Dooley programmed NCAA11?
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
It seems that way
I was down 13 with 6 minutes to go in the title game against Wisconsin and won in part because the computer threw with his backup QB. Granted, the starter threw for over 400 yards on me but they were determined to not just snap the ball at 1 and run up the gut. Then when they got the ball back with 13 seconds left down 1 they ran 2 straight draw plays.
Yeah they don't start running clock until there's 2 minutes left.
I would love it if they could accurately simulate each team’s tendencies in play calling, rather than just using the different playbooks. I’d love to see LSU screw up the endgame, or Kiffin go for two randomly.
Also, will they ever figure out which teams use the friggin’ shield formation on punts?
It sucks because they get a lot right
But the endgame management from the AI is terrible, even for college football standards. And it loves to call Wildcat plays which hardly ever work.
Florida's wouldn't even be hard to get right.
With Tebow: smash left, smash right, smash center, throw to Harvin, Harvin end-around. Pick at random.
After Tebow: DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE
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So, a question.
Do we now have sufficient evidence to determine that Steve Pederson is completely incapable of deciding on a list of qualities he desires in an employee and then finding someone who matches them?
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He's a bit of a disaster at hiring people, no?
I don’t like Wanny as a coach, but he was moderately successful. If you’re going to force him out, you need to nail the hire. Hiring a guy who preaches values and then gets arrested is a bad start.
Let's see.
Once upon a time, Frank Solich was moderately successful at Nebraska, and Pederson decided he had to replace him… with Bill Callahan.
I mean, seriously, the guy is incompetent. He’d fire Albert Einstein and replace him with Homer Simpson if he could.
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Weren't there other issues with Solich?
I don’t remember but I thought he pissed off someone royally to get run. Still though, the replacement was LOL-worthy.
It’s one thing to decide that Wanny won’t be the guy to take the program above where it is- some of us figured that out a while ago. But if you’re going to run him off, you need to get a stud coach.
He pissed Nebraska off
by starting to lose to Kansas State and only winning 9 games a year.
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Otherwise, you end up like Minnesota
They dumped Glen Mason because mediocre bowls year in and year out weren’t enough. Then they hired Tim Brewster.
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I don't believe I've been read that one before.
I know he had a little bit of JLS-brand late game FAIL in him, but at least he got to bowl games more often than not (something JLS couldn’t say).
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Look at his records before and after he was passed over for the tOSU job. Mason (BT) was a solid coach who had a quasi-moribund program on the upswing, and his career with it. Mason (AT) didn’t give more than about a third of a shit.
Also look at his abhorrent OOC scheduling while you’re at it. One of the very very few things I’ll give Brewster is that we started playing actual OOC opponents.
Was he let go after the Texas Tech debacle?
If so, I can understand canning a guy after a game like that.
Aye, it was.
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GO TO THE CONCESSION AREA AND BUY A FUCKING VISOR NOW!!
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 9:43 PM EST reply actions
Hope no more
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
Can't it be both?
man, the SEC is taking a shit today
Reply Fail
I was talking about it being USC throwing the game/being incompetent
Seriously
After tonight we will be 0-3 in bowl play
Self-Proclaimed Misanthrope
by Magnolia Below on Dec 31, 2010 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
it hurts as an ess-eee-see fan
but as a Gator fan, watching UGA and UT lose was fantastic. And the Derek Dooley schadenfreude was even better.
if by "better" you mean hilariously tragic
How do you lose to a team that lost 35 players to injuries and to the cock-gobbling machine that is the NCAA?
Self-Proclaimed Misanthrope
by Magnolia Below on Dec 31, 2010 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
I think come January 8
the SEC and Big 12 will be sitting next to one another on barstools stinking of four days worth of cheap bourbon, red-eyed and choked up, trying to tell one another it’ll be alright.
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Which is strange
because I thought the bowl matchups lined up ridiculously favorably for the Big XII this year. The SEC, not as much (though not really unfavorable either).
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azn lady isnt
Every 14 Seconds. Early, Often, And Without Remorse. WTD.
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
I feel certain that I made out with the chick on the right
at the SECCG
Self-Proclaimed Misanthrope
by Magnolia Below on Dec 31, 2010 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
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Every 14 Seconds. Early, Often, And Without Remorse. WTD.
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by WatsonTiger on Dec 31, 2010 9:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Like you've never had wingman duty
sometimes you got to switch from missiles to guns
Self-Proclaimed Misanthrope
by Magnolia Below on Dec 31, 2010 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
Bubbaprog may have made out with her
at the WGOCP, too, for all he knows.
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Eskimo bros!!
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
Kid lower left is the epitome of DERP.
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
ARMPUNT
bottoms up
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Wow, does Haywood have a kid who plays?
Because he should be getting out in a few years to see him play too.
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 9:50 PM EST reply actions
When he broke that tackle
I was sure he was going to follow it up by fumbling, the way tonight has gone.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Hot poker
The old Edward II: an oldie but goodie. For all his razzle dazzle the Old Ball Coach still has a soft spot for the classics.
I can't believe I'm just now noticing this
but why is OBC wearing a scrub top?
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BRAH!
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BRAHSOME!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
We need a fistbump
[Fistbump]
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
the playcall was more impressive
newton’s was just a reception from the wildcate package. This one was a double pass so I’m giving it a higher degree of difficulty. Newton’s reception was much prettier though in the corner of the endzone and keeping both feet in.
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
by tigertracker on Dec 31, 2010 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
I found Spurrier's playbook
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 9:57 PM EST reply actions
So if the SEC drops to 0-3 and looks at the Big 10 who’s at 2-0, how long ’till some redneck in Mississippi loses his mind?
"So put 2 on, put 10 on, WHAT DO YOU CARE IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE PAYIN' FOR 'EM!!!!?"
-Doug Heffernan, in regards to Arthur and his stamp needs
PAAWWWWWWLLLLLL
Self-Proclaimed Misanthrope
by Magnolia Below on Dec 31, 2010 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
this is the SEC
if Arky beats OSU, we’ll be Big Ten nashunal champions.
So there.
Whohoo!
BIG TEN SPEED (no, not that kind you silly Iowans)!
We’re going to divide all of college football into three divisions: Leaders, Legends and Bitches.
by Mango Stasi on Dec 31, 2010 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
"Dude,"
“You run a bubble screen, and I’ll toss you a backward pass, then I’ll just broll-out to the other side.”
FISTPUMPIN LIKE CHAMPS
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I've just figured out why the fistpump annoys me.
It looks like a midget jerking off Manute Bol.
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by jonfmorse on Dec 31, 2010 9:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
tipderp
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Damnit.
Every time I see some jackass dancing around like a fucking drunken chicken after making a play without a flag being thrown, it just pisses me off all over again.
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That kinda pisses me off
even under normal circumstances.
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Dec 31, 2010 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
It bugs me under normal circumstances.
Now? It sends me into a blind rage.
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Catch that pick
Strip that ball
Deep third zone
Dream about meeeeeeeee
/brokensocialscene’d
//slightlyhomoerotic’d
I love green because money be green.
did you know Mare Stoops has two brothers who also coach?
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by WatsonTiger on Dec 31, 2010 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
Mark
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by WatsonTiger on Dec 31, 2010 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
WAY
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by WatsonTiger on Dec 31, 2010 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
Dude, I heard Urban Meyer is thinking about leaving Florida
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
Totally. Is Les Miles starting to look a little crazy to you?
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
doesn't matter, he's a michigan man so he'll be going there to replace Carr
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by WatsonTiger on Dec 31, 2010 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
Great, He'll have a tough time against Terry Donahue next year!
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
boy USC looks to have ANOTHER 10 years of Dynasty under Carroll, eh?
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by WatsonTiger on Dec 31, 2010 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
THAT NEVER HAPPENED!!
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
What? You don't expect them to talk about the actual game, would you?
The less that is said about this game, the better. Christian Ponder could be a quadruple amputee and his elbow would still be more exciting than this skidmark.
by Mango Stasi on Dec 31, 2010 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
ESPN has shown Mark Stoops so often tonight
that I had to remind myself that he isn’t the head coach
Self-Proclaimed Misanthrope
by Magnolia Below on Dec 31, 2010 10:05 PM EST reply actions
So the scouting report on Reid for the NFL Combine
Put his dad in jail for 2 days and let him out on Sunday?
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 10:05 PM EST reply actions
Greg Reid Is out of his mind today.
I don’t usually love the heartfelt story hammered into us, but it’s hard not to admire his play today.
FSU's 4th drive starting inside the USCe 40
and they have 16 points so far.
Can we declare this game a mutual loss?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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That can't be an FSU kicker.
They haven’t gone wide right yet.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
FSU kicker has not yet shanked one
COTG sees this and will make correction soon….
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HIVEMIND
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
INDEED
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Anybody watch the new Resident Evil movie?
I hear it’s a pile of crap, even in comparison with the earlier ones.
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Dec 31, 2010 10:13 PM EST reply actions
That's saying a lot
because the earlier ones were piles of crap
Self-Proclaimed Misanthrope
by Magnolia Below on Dec 31, 2010 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah it's bad
but Milla’s still in it…
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Does it meet the quota for naked shots of her?
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Dec 31, 2010 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
did that dude in the gray
just give him a happy ending?
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
by tigertracker on Dec 31, 2010 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
Spicy Chicken Breakfast Biscuit!
I know, right?
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
I just feel like "Ron Franklin" should be a black dude's name
S’all.
I love green because money be green.
Alshon Jefferies
/holtzz’ed
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When life hands you a Jeffery...
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...throw him the damn ball?
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
by tigertracker on Dec 31, 2010 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
Nah,
that would be Dirty Sanchez, not Dirty Garcia.
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
reply button fail
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
by tigertracker on Dec 31, 2010 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
If all of us put our hopes and dreams together...
Wasn’t that the ending of Final Fantasy II? Yes, I’m a dork.
S'alright
I was going for Captain Planet, which is also pretty unforgivable.
I love green because money be green.
You should've known better
than to put your faith in an ACC team
Self-Proclaimed Misanthrope
by Magnolia Below on Dec 31, 2010 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
TD
Is it just me, or was he knocked into the end zone by a Florida State player?
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Dec 31, 2010 10:20 PM EST reply actions
We've seen these two teams play a lot this year.
However it ends, it will end with stupid.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
This is why we can have nice things
“We” defined as nonpartisans.
I love green because money be green.
It is nice to see someone ELSE shit the bed!
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
It's why Texas was one of my favorite teams this season
Which I never thought I’d hear myself type.
I love green because money be green.
Look closely
There is still shit on the field from their performance in the SECCG. I think they are slipping on it which has led to the insane # of turnovers.
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
by tigertracker on Dec 31, 2010 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
"...Just another day in the SEC!"
"So put 2 on, put 10 on, WHAT DO YOU CARE IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE PAYIN' FOR 'EM!!!!?"
-Doug Heffernan, in regards to Arthur and his stamp needs
South Carolina player shoved an FSU player down after the play
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Dec 31, 2010 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
I was just guessing.
It was definitely part of an argument, not an attempt to block / recover the ball.
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Dec 31, 2010 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
Nowhere near the fumble
It was the most blatant after-the-play personal foul I’ve seen in quite some time.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
If I’ve learned anything this season, it’s fuck Clemson. If I’ve learned a second thing, it’s that all refs are bad.
I think there's degree of bad refs
SEC refs aren’t always awful, but they favor the team with MNC hopes. ACC refs just let everything go, except for the one random ticky-tack penalty they’ll call for no reason whatsoever. Pac-10 refs are legitimately clueless.
Even if you weren't bitter, that would be true.
They love Michigan. Don’t expect a balanced game if you are playing the Wolverines.
Disclosure- I grew up a PSU fan. Bullshit there were 2 seconds left on the clock. Lloyd bitched to get that last play.
I don't like being bitter.
But I think it’s going to be awhile before I shut up about it.
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It was horrendous.
It would be one thing if he said something towards another player. The salute was pretty innocuous. Look on the bright side- it didn’t cost KSU a title, and it will hopefully lead to some sanity in the celebration rule.
I think what gets me
is that I know, without a shadow of a doubt, that we could have just gone up 34-0, and if they’d thrown that flag I would still be livid over it.
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Big East
Are they known for being bad? They got this call right
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2010 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
Fix'd
Are these Pac-10 refs?
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Dec 31, 2010 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
Big East.
I bet even they wouldn’t have thrown the flag yesterday.
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no his face is just completely unmemorable
seriously, he was on LSU’s staff for a few years and if he walked by on the street I wouldn’t even recognize him.
besides, watching for 3rd stoops brother DERP face is much more fun.
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I really hope someone just got a shot of the Cocks fan with the afro
please please please
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by Magnolia Below on Dec 31, 2010 10:28 PM EST reply actions
I hate Egg Nog, but there a bottle of Dutch in the fridge
It seems to be heavy of Turfman’s Whisky and Snake Repellent. Do I overcome the Nog Fear or break into my Sunday reserves of Newkie Brown?
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 10:29 PM EST reply actions
*there's* a bottle
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
Haha, the Sakerlina player went for the Youtube hit and totally missed
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2010 10:30 PM EST reply actions
I'm working on a fourth Tom and Jerry.
It’s delicious and chock full of bourbon. Win-win, sez I.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2010 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
All this egg nog talk
makes me remember i have some in the fridge and it goes bad after the holidays (right?)
Guess I better make sure it goes to good use….
I have confidence in your drinking.
Now, go out there and make me proud.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2010 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
lets try this again
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by WatsonTiger on Dec 31, 2010 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
I prefer my father's special egg nog recipe:
Bourbon and ice cubes
by Mango Stasi on Dec 31, 2010 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
Currently nursing some George Dickel though
My better half (and designated driver) spent ~7-8 PM vomiting profusely (flu, not booze) so I’m in for the night. No reason not to ring in the New Year with my old buddy George though.
by Mango Stasi on Dec 31, 2010 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
Four Loko even?
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Dec 31, 2010 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
Four Loko and "velvety" do not mix
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2010 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
I'd use "ulcerous" as an adjective instead.
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
"Vile" works, too.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2010 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
Ah, but brandy makes it sing.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2010 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
It would be awesome if it were good booze like Maker's
I had a quick nip and that was some hooch out of the gun for $1 call drinks at a downtown Vegas casino at 3am bad.
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
looks like
everyone with the last name of reed or reid for fsu is really a greased squirrel with pads on.
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
I'unno, man
Caaaaaaaan you feeeeeeeeeel the DEEERRRRRRP toniiiiiiiiiight…
I love green because money be green.
yes,
and that was meant as a compliment. those two guys are playing well tonight during the parts of the game I’ve seen. Shifty!
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
by tigertracker on Dec 31, 2010 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
Oh I was subtleing agreeing with you as I saw FSUs last touchdown...
Squirrel like is appropriate for the QBs scramble, It was Vick tastic
Manuel should be good in a few years
He’s raw as hell right now and not developed enough as a passer to really hurt the good teams, but he can make a lot of throws.
I just saw Bubbaprog Jr.
The ubergeek putting the yellow first down marker on the field for the telecast. Looked like he was in his Mom’s basement.
Sock 'em, bust 'em
That's our custom
West by God, Virginia!
by An 'eer with a beer on Dec 31, 2010 10:40 PM EST reply actions
Spicy Chicken Biscuits?
That day should be a national holiday
Self-Proclaimed Misanthrope
by Magnolia Below on Dec 31, 2010 10:40 PM EST reply actions
Everything that is right and good in the world in food form
… and not a single Chick-Fil-A within two states of me. SECers, even as you fall to 0-3 in bowl games, remember just how lucky you really are.
by Mango Stasi on Dec 31, 2010 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
Apropos of nothing,
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Dec 31, 2010 10:40 PM EST reply actions
Here comes some great television
Garcia will be out there knowing he needs to make a big play. I’m giddy to see what he does.
They’ll score and get the onside. Then comes the Bro-derp.
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
by tigertracker on Dec 31, 2010 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
although....maybe alshon is the antiderp for garcia???
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
by tigertracker on Dec 31, 2010 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
prepare to be satisfied
Self-Proclaimed Misanthrope
by Magnolia Below on Dec 31, 2010 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
I look forward to rooting for the Big 10 tomorrow
Here’s to 0-6 for the SEC!
Fair enough
That’s a meteor game for me.
by Alaska Hokie on Dec 31, 2010 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
careful
that means wiping out NOLA
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by WatsonTiger on Dec 31, 2010 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
reply fail
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by WatsonTiger on Dec 31, 2010 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
considering i would die, yes.
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by WatsonTiger on Dec 31, 2010 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
I applaud your noble sacrifice
but we can always hope for a small, Volkwagen Beetle-sized meteor.
by Alaska Hokie on Dec 31, 2010 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
I always thought of you like a cockroach
Or a twinkie.
(In the indestructable sense)
(not the you are a bug sense)
Good thing it’s been mostly abandoned.
by Alaska Hokie on Dec 31, 2010 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
That's a meteor game for me
I loathe the SEC, but I dated a girl who went to OSU and she broke up with me so fuck them and fuck her for getting sick of my “Cheaterpants McSweatervest” jokes.
Preach, brother
Ohio State cannot lose often enough and shamefully enough to satisfy my hatred.
I love green because money be green.
by Joey C. on Dec 31, 2010 10:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I mean, she should take a fucking joke, right?
And maybe if her coach didn’t cheat, I wouldn’t make jokes.
EYYYyy, Rocco bubbala.
Vinnie and Bruno heah, dey wants to have some woids wit you bout some tings you been sayin’ bout Coach Tressel. Whynt you take a ride wit us to Youngstown, aight?
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Tressel wants no part of me.
I actually have a cousin Carlo and Nunzio and an uncle Mario. He can’t touch me without going to a sit-down first.
THIS!
A meteor will not suffice because it would leave organic remains for future generations to discover (think dinosaurs). I want them purged from all records, be they historical or paleontological. Since this isn’t going to happen I will settle for them losing in football.
I’m also looking forward to Alabama curb stomping Sparty, in spite of the fact that I have an ex who is a huge Bammer (my Crimson Tide/PMS jokes didn’t help matters any).
by Mango Stasi on Dec 31, 2010 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
Damn fuckin' right.
I slightly favor most Big Ten teams in bowls. Not Michigan, and not Ohio State, though.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
As someone who grew up rooting for the Gators,
I’d definitely like to see them win. Don’t give a fuh bout the rest of the SEC though.
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Dec 31, 2010 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
Ron Franklin just flubbed that whole "Row Bowl" promo
Is he hitting it Verne-style?
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 10:43 PM EST reply actions
Is it just me
or are the ’Noles cheerleaders strangely unattractive?
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Uh, no, but their uniforms are kinda odd looking
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 31, 2010 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
I think maybe there's a couple of them
who look weird and I’ve seen them three different times, then.
Either that, or I’m already totally impaired.
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just you
although i have seen better in campus
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by WatsonTiger on Dec 31, 2010 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
Much, much better.
The cheerleaders do seem to be substantially substandard for the campus as a whole. My first 8 weeks there gave me whiplash, before I adjusted.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2010 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
Why
did they schedule three bowl games at the same time for tomorrow?
When you have 35 of them
the pigeonhole principle comes into play.
by NoDak_jacket on Dec 31, 2010 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
Why thank you
I do have a PhD in it, and GT might revoke it if I didn’t do it.
by NoDak_jacket on Dec 31, 2010 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
really? My PhD program doesn't allow me to use words like that
we have to use boring words like bioinformatics and stilbenes
"Speak softly and wear a loud shirt" - Kimo's Rules
Working on a CS PhD myself. Took a combinatorics class and hated it, though I do enjoy graph theory.
My field of research right now is machine learning (preferably sentiment analysis). Made a New Years’ resolution to finish my project-in-lieu-of-quals by the end of 2011, and hoping to stick to it!
Combinatorics has many facets
and I can see hating several of them. I work on partially ordered sets, extremal combinatorics, and online algorithms for the most part. Some of the algebraic stuff that people try to pass off as combinatorics is just awful in my book.
by NoDak_jacket on Dec 31, 2010 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
Because they didn't want to start
at 6am and finish at midnight?
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The last few days have proved
it is possible to show multiple bowl games on the same day. And why 1 p.m.? I doubt I’ll even be awake before they’re over.
by Alaska Hokie on Dec 31, 2010 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
Just sayin'
six games = 18 hours (minimum). And they’re not going to schedule any overlap with the Rose or Fiesta.
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so that all you fools will finally learn how to use ESPN3
with it’s built in PiP feature
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upper right of the video
button says P-I-P
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Isn't QB a skill position?
And I thought Ponder was a senior.
Go Gatah!
and FYI: Not every UF skill player returns next season
That’s a good thing
Go Gatah!
Does Muschamp retain Urbz' lax discipline policy?
That could make a huge difference next season if guys get arrested again.
I think he'll be tougher
but at this moment, I couldn’t tell you a single skill player other than Jeff Demps that would really be missed if suspended.
Go Gatah!
"What's your play on fourth and 14?"
“Timeout is a good call”
Will Spurrier take his line's porousness into account before dealing with Garcia?
Or will he move directly onto hitting him in the crotch with a frozen sledgehammer?
I love green because money be green.
We've done this to Spurrier so many times!
In Jimbo we trust.
by RenegadeRev on Dec 31, 2010 10:49 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
Needz moar whizky
and after 500 comments my connection gets squirrely
"My goal is to win a national championship at West Virginia University" Dana Holgorsen
ZOMG, AFTER THE FOOTBAW, TALKIN' ABOUT FOOTBAW!!!
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 10:50 PM EST reply actions
WHERE MY NEW YEAR NO LIMIT DAMMIT
Every 14 Seconds. Early, Often, And Without Remorse. WTD.
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
by WatsonTiger on Dec 31, 2010 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
he crashed
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So we get to watch a trainwreck instead!
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
game ova
Every 14 Seconds. Early, Often, And Without Remorse. WTD.
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
I'm out, comrades
Be safe
Self-Proclaimed Misanthrope
by Magnolia Below on Dec 31, 2010 10:51 PM EST reply actions
Dosvedanya, tovarisch
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2010 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
ACC 2, SEC 0
Clearly the ACC is the superior conference. Or does that argument only work when the SEC wins these games?
Nah
judging from the comments around here, these games don’t count because they’re so crappy and uninteresting.
by Alaska Hokie on Dec 31, 2010 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
It's not often
you see a defensive player named POTG.
He always has been. Dude is an absolute monster.
by Rob_The_Slender on Jan 1, 2011 12:23 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
I think the player of the game should have been their FG kicker
good lord knows he made so many
"Speak softly and wear a loud shirt" - Kimo's Rules
Lattimore
did he get concussed and get a filling knocked out?
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
Wow
I just looked outside, and I guess it was warm enough to snow today.
A word my partisan sisters and brothers
anyone else secretly worried about going O’fer against the interger tomorrow?
Managing Editor/Chief Lackey-And The Valley Shook THE LSU Tigers Blog of the Week for 52,136 Weeks in a Row and Counting
Happy New Year EDSBS
See you in the 20-Double Guns y’all!
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 31, 2010 10:55 PM EST reply actions
See ya next year
When OU beats UCONN
OU will beat UCONN so bad tomorrow that the UConn womens BBALL team will lose again.
-peace
Happy New Year!
I’m in Vegas and sitting at home! WOOOOOO!
"Speak softly and wear a loud shirt" - Kimo's Rules
So they really are just going to broadcast from the dock they rented but couldn't get the deposit back on?
this is going to be turrible
Managing Editor/Chief Lackey-And The Valley Shook THE LSU Tigers Blog of the Week for 52,136 Weeks in a Row and Counting
Goodnight, all, and see you next year.
I love how everything Michael Irvin says sounds like an NCAA recruiting violation.
peace out yall
heres to great footbaw to you degenerates.
Every 14 Seconds. Early, Often, And Without Remorse. WTD.
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
ACC Runner up>SEC runner up.
Happy New Year.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2010 11:06 PM EST reply actions
Let's be honest
SEC East was turrible this year. I guess it’s the SEC’s fault for having a championship game though.
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Dec 31, 2010 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
Let’s not let them off the hook that easily…
by Rob_The_Slender on Dec 31, 2010 11:24 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
And the ACC Atlantic had a golden era?
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 31, 2010 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
As good as most of the rest of college foobaw… By that, I mean everywhere not the SEC west top 3 and a couple other teams… I thought you big 10 guys were all about knocking down the SEC from their high horses…
by Rob_The_Slender on Jan 1, 2011 12:21 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
We leave that to the SECers
I couldn’t possibly care less about how most of the conference does and actively root against MSU and OSU no matter who they play and I know for a fact I’m not the only one who feels this way. Conference pride has to take a back seat to conference hate.
Ok, I’ll confess that I wouldn’t mind seeing Northwestern finally getting a bowl win but that’s the end of it. Sure, there’s strength of schedule but do you honestly think that Illinois beating or losing to Baylor has all that much impact on anyone’s strength of schedule? Rooting for a rival in a bowl because they are in the same conference as your team is ridiculous. It’s called college football, not the conference bowl game round robin pick ’em league.
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