35 FOR 35: THE PINSTRIPE BOWL
by Spencer Hall on Dec 30, 2010 3:22 PM EST
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BILLY JOEL BREAK. The Pinstripe Bowl is kicking off, but dammit, we recorded it so it's going up for posterity's sake. Topics discussed: Ryan Nassib's ninth year of eligibility, dammit who put Craig James on our sideline interview too, and the obligatory Billy Joel break in the middle. We love you just the way you are, Doug Marrone.
Listen here, or in the player below.
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"We love you just the way you are, Doug Marrone."
Naked?
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Dec 30, 2010 3:24 PM EST reply actions
Warning:
Shrinkage may occur.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
GO SU!!!
No TV, I am listening on the radio, I will be working another half hour and then off to my other endeavors, involving no TV. I am sure it is beautiful.
So does everyone remember when Taylor Martinez destroyed Kansas St
Whatever happened to that kid?
Judge harshly, judge often
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
New York landmark reference
Drink
by Raiders on the Storm on Dec 30, 2010 3:26 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Either the mikes are placed oddly
or there isn’t one fucking Syracuse fan in the whole stadium.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 3:26 PM EST reply actions
That would be disappointing
the NY metro area is completely filled with SU fans. However, they may not know that Syracuse plays anything besides basketball and lacrosse, so there’s always that.
I believe I read somewhere that a large SU contigent bought tickets
Doesn’t mean they showed up
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
wow this really is a home run stadium
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Dec 30, 2010 3:26 PM EST reply actions
Haha, the giant mountains of snow make everything look so forlorn
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 30, 2010 3:27 PM EST reply actions
I can't stop laughing after seeing that
Judge harshly, judge often
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 30, 2010 3:27 PM EST up reply actions
Ahh,football in the Bronx. In late December.
That shit recruits itself.
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 30, 2010 3:27 PM EST reply actions
It's very fun to imagine a horde of KSU fans
adrift in the Bronx.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 30, 2010 3:29 PM EST up reply actions
I think if someone tried to mug them
the KSU fans would only need to give a “we don’t take kindly to that” glare.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 3:30 PM EST up reply actions
Wow - you missed by like 30 years.
I’m far more like this, only no horn-rims:
But I do appreciate the thought that I could melt ice with a well-placed stare like the Honorable Mr. Jones.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
You'd think they'd know New York well, given that they are...from Manhattan
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 30, 2010 3:30 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
/cuePeteTownsend
Judge harshly, judge often
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 30, 2010 3:31 PM EST up reply actions
Paw, what's that flag hanging off of that small truck thing what without the bed?
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 30, 2010 3:31 PM EST up reply actions
This, my friends, is rock bottom
gifsoup must be down
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Damnit, Joe. Leave that crap at the asylum.
I’ve been trying to forget how horrible yesterday was. And how bad the immediate future (hopefully just the immediate future) looks.
by Never Leave College on Dec 30, 2010 3:41 PM EST up reply actions
SOUTH BRONX! SOUTH-SOUTH BRONX!
/KRS-ONE’d
I love how everything Michael Irvin says sounds like an NCAA recruiting violation.
KSU fan has no idea what the fuck you're referencing.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 30, 2010 3:33 PM EST up reply actions
Well, hello, my friends.
I was a couple of minutes late, and I appear to have missed something that would please me deeply.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
The Big 12 may suck
But the Big East sucks so much more.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Chuckling quietly.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
lol, KSU
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OT but Dan Mullen is going nowheres
From Twitter:
Miss State coach Dan Mullen has agreed to a new 4 yr contract that will pay him an average of $2.65 million a yr
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Damn, even the little guys in the SEC are ready to make it rain for the coaches
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 30, 2010 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
Mike Price says
Strippers are spendy.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 30, 2010 3:34 PM EST up reply actions
Penn State can haz Al Golden?
HAHA NO SIR F U.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 3:34 PM EST up reply actions
They can haz crowtonz
Every 14 Seconds. Early, Often, And Without Remorse. WTD.
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crowton cat iz lonly
no 1 want crowton catz?
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Dec 30, 2010 3:36 PM EST up reply actions
KEEP CHOPPING
at your own career.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 3:37 PM EST up reply actions
I'm actually not on the Al Golden bandwagon as much as everyone else
Sure, he turned around Temple, and that achievement cannot possibly be understated. However, I’m looking for a more dynamic offensive coach and not a guy that basically runs a base two TE.
HOW DARE YOU IMPLICITLY BESMIRCH RON PRINCE?
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 3:35 PM EST reply actions
I explicitly besmirch Ron Prince every morning.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
by jonfmorse on Dec 30, 2010 3:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
fits right in
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
$5 on that his last name ends in -berg
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by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 30, 2010 3:38 PM EST up reply actions
I'll take it
that’s easily a -son
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Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
Even money
He’s a -stein
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
So they're doing a Bronx Cheer?
/ducks
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 30, 2010 3:44 PM EST up reply actions
Alright, this Miller Lite ad is funny as hell to me
I’m glad someone has finally made a stand against Ed Hardy in such a public forum
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 30, 2010 3:38 PM EST reply actions
When I went Christmas shopping
the lady in front of me was buying over $200 worth of Ed Hardy clothes. Western Civilization, we barely knew ye.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 3:39 PM EST up reply actions
you canspend $200 at Wal Mart?
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
with 200 lottery tickets i'm almost guaranteed to win!
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Dec 30, 2010 3:41 PM EST up reply actions
I remember going to Lenox Square Mall and seeing that there was actually an entire store dedicated to Ed Hardy
Almost had a conniption on the spot
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 30, 2010 3:40 PM EST up reply actions
One could, theoretically, assign the blame to you
for being in an establishment that sells Ed Hardy clothing.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Macy's on State Street.
I never claimed to make good decisions.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 3:43 PM EST up reply actions
I saw leather Ed Hardy stockings around Thanksgiving.
As far as I’m concerned, everybody who wears Ed Hardy clothing should be sterilized. Preferably with rusty farm implements.
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Dec 30, 2010 3:40 PM EST up reply actions
Ugh, my mom is going through a mid life crisis or something
She’s in her late 50s and has recently discovered Ed Hardy. Now it’s everywhere in her attire. She bought that stocking.
Although in fairness, she has an actual tattoo done by one Mr. Don “Ed” Hardy.
I hope Christian Audigier paid him and Von Dutch well for taking somethings that were once incredibly manly and douchifying the shit out them
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
Seriously
Ed Hardy.. first American Tattoo artist to use Japanese style imagery in his designs
Von Dutch— first person to consider that pin striping on cars could be an art form
Now what are they both known for? Douchebags
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
Luckily for me, my mom (and the rest of my nuclear family) hates Ed Hardy.
Was that tattoo done before or after he “made it big?” Cause I imagine that Mr. Hardy is charging a premium rate for ink these days, if he’s still doing it at all.
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Dec 30, 2010 3:49 PM EST up reply actions
It was before I was born, I think it was some time in the early 70s when my dad got back from Nam
They got matching ones, and Ed Hardy was well known to the Marines
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
Ah, I see. That's actually pretty cool.
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Dec 30, 2010 3:54 PM EST up reply actions
Everybody agrees that Ed Hardy sucks so I applaud it getting trashed even if it is an obvious target
but these Miller commercials (and Miller beers) are just terrible. totally incongruous and unaware and not in a funny way. “Come back when you are a real man and I’ll give you a … Miller Lite?” It works for Guiness with the “it’s not for everyone” campaign because, well, Guiness is not for everyone. But Miller Lite? That’s manly? I could see it if it were like a Mentos commercial where the action is so hilariously over the top that it becomes a hallmark but these Miller commercials have no tongue-in-cheek quality at all. They are serious about Miller being the cachet of the serious beer drinker.
/endrant
by haveagreatday on Dec 30, 2010 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
See, my problem here
is the whole idea that a “real man” in the stereotypical sense would be ordering a fucking light beer to begin with.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
It's that age old logical phallacy
One assumes because those they interact with are like minded, then everyone must be.
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
God I hope not
I have no idea why I went with that version of the word.
Clearly I was going for fallacy
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
I think you just invented a new word meaning:
“incorrect reasoning in argumentation resulting in a misconception about male reproductive organs.”
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Dec 30, 2010 4:17 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Superb. Recd.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 30, 2010 4:18 PM EST up reply actions
I'm a word smith
In that I took a perfectly good word and warped into something horrifying and possibly murderous
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
I agree that I am guilty of some relative thinking
but the incongruity remains (for me at least. My assumptions about Ed Hardy and Miller Lite are plainly irrefutable!)
by haveagreatday on Dec 30, 2010 5:18 PM EST up reply actions
She's not scaring the customers.
Unless “scaring” is a new euphemism for all the blood rushing to your head.
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Her acting annoyed by his comment
Is some of the worst acting I have ever seen by anyone ever.
Actually, all of the acting in that whole commercial is appalling. The other real man commercials they do have somewhat passable acting, but that one. Just atrocious, purely terrible.
I like the European man thong one
Only because my douchebag roommate has a snobby European superiority complex, even though he’s from Alabama. Yeah, he was the kid who studied abroad in Europe and immediately turned into a European cultural supremecist. Why don’t you move there and make everyone happier, asshole?
I like to get drunk and yell at people on the internet
Which head?
Had to ask
"I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach." - W. C. Fields
by W.C. Fields' Nose on Dec 30, 2010 4:08 PM EST up reply actions
The smaller, more important one, I believe.
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Dec 30, 2010 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
Honestly, Yankee stadium should get a BCS bowl
looks like a great venue
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It was great when ND and Army played there
Say what you will about the Yankees, but they understand how to make an event feel important
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
too bad New Era makes shitty, shitty baseball gear
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I also hate pretty much every hat they make that's not the actual cap used on the field
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 30, 2010 3:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
our club baseball stuff used to be pretty bad
except for the caps, and it was all free New Era gear (except for the bats which were team color Demarinis)
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I cannot rec this enough
That 17-year-old Hokie sitting in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters in 1997 didn't see any of this coming.
You keep Syracuse football away from the stock market!
Lest it catch some residual GERG just as it’s stabilizing.
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
damn straight
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
So did they clap at the Exchange's closing bells 10/2008-03/2009?
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Dec 30, 2010 3:41 PM EST reply actions
I just got back from Barnes n Noble
I was looking for books that didn’t suck.
The Teen Paranormal Romance section got 3 shelves.
World History only got 2.
I am fixing to drown myself.
In bleach.
I like to get drunk and yell at people on the internet
pride and prejudice and zombies
seemed worth a look
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
qv. Ed Hardy supra
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
At least the kids are reading, though right?
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 30, 2010 3:43 PM EST up reply actions
A good policy that I implemented a while ago:
If everybody on the CTA is reading it, it is trash. QED.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 3:44 PM EST up reply actions
I would say they might learn something about grammar
But based off the last thread, we know that book editing is now being done by twelve year olds.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 30, 2010 3:46 PM EST up reply actions
Dead Zero
Stephen Hunter…probably no “Dirty Whie Boys”, one of his better, but still will be worth a read.
thisisfunbutthekeyboardthingishardamiright
by olderthaneverbodyhere on Dec 30, 2010 3:45 PM EST up reply actions
white, not whie...damn
thisisfunbutthekeyboardthingishardamiright
by olderthaneverbodyhere on Dec 30, 2010 3:46 PM EST up reply actions
Just tuned in
Do they not have the lights on? It’s very dim on TV
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That's just the overwhelming gloom
emanating from the KSU run defense.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
by jonfmorse on Dec 30, 2010 3:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's the light up North
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Seriously, it's the quality of the light
you don’t see it as much in the summer, but if the cameras aren’t ready for it it can seem overly dark. Watch them correct for it in the second quarter.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
This is true
Once you get into the Northeast or New England it’s just darker in general (and the sun goes down at ridiculously early times)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 30, 2010 3:48 PM EST up reply actions
He's saying y'all need to cram a few more watts into the giant fluorescent bulb that warms your region
I like to get drunk and yell at people on the internet
People from distant lands have told me that a giant ball of fire crosses the sky every day.
Sounds like a myth to me.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 3:50 PM EST up reply actions
I grew up on an Island in the South Pacific
even North Carolina was a bit of a shock
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
You spent winter in South Bend
You know this “fireball” is a myth, yet you let yourself hope it is true.
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
My sacrifices of live wolverines on the solstices have been in vain.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 3:55 PM EST up reply actions
Killing a Wolverine is never in vain
For your sacrifices have led to the Rodriguez era
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
Try a USC virgin
if you can find one.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Error, undefined
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
it does look pretty gray
but the reflections on the helmets are bright
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Dec 30, 2010 3:46 PM EST up reply actions
I spent the better part of a decade in New York City
It is somehow always bright and yet always gloomy at the same time.
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
The entire Big East is just one big bag of
DERPPP!
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Dec 30, 2010 3:47 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I would like to work for New Era
it’s thrid on my dream job list
Every 14 Seconds. Early, Often, And Without Remorse. WTD.
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
third
Every 14 Seconds. Early, Often, And Without Remorse. WTD.
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
try to fix their fucking baseball jerseys
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
What's number one?
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 3:51 PM EST up reply actions
Not when you contemplate the seventy year olds who will make up a huge chunk of your clientele.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 30, 2010 4:02 PM EST up reply actions
GS
/jokes
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
well, to work somewhere doing pbp
two is a nike uniform designer. I’m always always obsessed with unis. I spent WAY too much time on Niketeam.com and teambuilder. For example, i made football, baseball, bounceyball, girls bouncey ball, and soccer unis for my old hs district, and edited every single adidas team in CFL to “nike” or good looking unis.
Every 14 Seconds. Early, Often, And Without Remorse. WTD.
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
CFB
I can’t type today
Every 14 Seconds. Early, Often, And Without Remorse. WTD.
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
There is an issue with your method
You seem to be implying that Nike = Good when it comes to uniforms.
My eyes tell a different story
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
but Chris Leak made that shit look good
Judge harshly, judge often
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by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 30, 2010 3:57 PM EST up reply actions
Chris Leak = Will Smith?
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
no
Nike’s more recent unis look like the sex.
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Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
and even that is miles ahead of the generic adidas template
Every 14 Seconds. Early, Often, And Without Remorse. WTD.
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
See I'm a fan of traditional unis
Adidas generic template looks damn good on my blue and gold.
Fuck the Tech Fit jerseys though
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
Oh man I'm sweating but it's not wicking!
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 4:01 PM EST up reply actions
Should really try cotton
It’s a breathable fabric.
At war with the concept of the Venn Diagram
by Bourbon_Meyer on Dec 30, 2010 4:02 PM EST up reply actions
or whatever Nike uses for their soccer shorts
pure sex. They’re awesome beyond description. I still have mine from high school.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
its the "fabric of our lives" according to those commercials from the 90s
Judge harshly, judge often
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 30, 2010 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
Or a seinfeld / yankees reference
that no one got :( <<<<<SADFACE
At war with the concept of the Venn Diagram
by Bourbon_Meyer on Dec 30, 2010 4:09 PM EST up reply actions
Honestly my happiest fabric
Is just the simple 100% polyester Vaporwick shit they have in North Face shirts. Best workout/hiking shirt I’ve ever worn. Fixin to get me a couple more.
I like to get drunk and yell at people on the internet
You're just missing the symbolism
All those things they do are for symbolic purposes.
The faint checkerboard pattern on UK basketball shorts is an homage to Secretariat’s silks.
The red lines on the TCU Horned Frog are from the blood it shoots in real life.
The ugly, out-of-place orange spot on the UF uniform is from the ugly, out-of-place fake orange tans on UF girls.
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by Old South on Dec 30, 2010 3:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Huh, I've never noticed the checkerboard on the shorts
Didn’t they do the faint houndstooth accents on Alabama’s jersey one time?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 30, 2010 4:00 PM EST up reply actions
The gothic architecture on the Duke unis is the worst
just inexplicable. They don’t do it to Princeton, do they?
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Haven't seen this but that also seems way too elaborate
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 30, 2010 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
it's just dumb
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Nearly every University founded before 1900 has Gothic Architecture
Do they really think it’s “iconic” and immediately brings Duke to mind when ever some sees a Gothic building?
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
Duke's is all post war too
it’s a long, funny story, but Duke is mostly built after the War
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Well Duke is pretty well known for its Gothic architecture specifically
But using it for the uniforms just sounds like it’s overcomplicating a jersey
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 30, 2010 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
Must be more known in the south
I’ve never thought about the Architecture when thinking about Duke and I almost went to school there
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
Besides Rhodes, it's really the only Gothic architectured school I know of in the South
Probably why it’s prominent down here.
Mostly lots and lots of red brick, white columns, Jeffersonian stuff
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Yeah a lot of Liberal Arts schools up here
sport the Gothic look, and apparently a lot of them predate Duke’s famous Gothic Architecture according to you all
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
According to Wikipedia, Duke didn't get started on their modern campus till 1892
That’s a pretty late start
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Duke isn't even that old
Everything about the school, from the architecture to the marketing to the student body characteristics, reeks of the scent of competitive new money assholes trying to to compensate for their dick size and best something more than they are.
That said, it’s a great school.
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While there is definitely still a "new kid on the block" element around Duke
I think in a lot of areas it’s proven itself well
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 30, 2010 4:12 PM EST up reply actions
undergrad=assholes. Graduate population is a different matter. But yeah, I definitely get where you’re coming from
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Ha you know I wasn't including you in there
You’re a Davidson man fo life.
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exactly
Every 14 Seconds. Early, Often, And Without Remorse. WTD.
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Hell we scored on them in Manhattan.
You’re gonna be OK!
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by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 30, 2010 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
Crap, bought honey wheat pretzels by mistake
my hope for a salty snack has ended in vain…
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My condolences.
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Dec 30, 2010 3:52 PM EST up reply actions
Huh. Bodog has current odds for Harbaugh & Luck going to Carolina at 5-2.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Dec 30, 2010 3:51 PM EST reply actions
FURK
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Nice pass D too.
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by fortlauderheel on Dec 30, 2010 3:54 PM EST up reply actions
Oh my
ORANGE YOU GLAD YOU PULLED THAT OFF?
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
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by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 30, 2010 3:54 PM EST up reply actions
Kablooie
Jim Brown would have run the ball in from there tho….
by Duck Notre Fame on Dec 30, 2010 3:54 PM EST reply actions
real cover 0 in action
from the look of it
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"They wrecked havoc in the Big East."
I cannot find a single thing in that utterance that is not a crime against God and Nature.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 30, 2010 3:58 PM EST reply actions
"the"?
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Dec 30, 2010 3:59 PM EST up reply actions
a whore by association
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Oh, why the fuck was Coffman running with the footbaw?
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He has the mobility of an opiate-stricken Drew Bledsoe
I like to get drunk and yell at people on the internet
Of course, the flip side
is that Collin Klein passes like a drunken AND concussed Steven Threet.
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And isn't that exactly what you want out of your QB tandem?
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 30, 2010 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
I know it's made my season about as enjoyable
as being gang-raped by alpacas.
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At Least the Drunken Part
Explains his inability to distinguish between wide receivers and cornerbacks
/16fuckinginterceptions
//nowhaveaQBwholookslikeatwilightcharacter
///uofasucks
Now now
Brock Osweiler looks like Edward from Twilight WITH fetal alcohol syndrome. Let’s maintain accuracy here.
Beer update
I bought a 18-pack of Coors banquet and a 12-pack of Blue Moon because it was on sale.
"That's like Swede on Swede violence."-Randy Hahn
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
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Blue Moon is considered a craft beer.
"That's like Swede on Swede violence."-Randy Hahn
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
Not since Coors bought them
Unless you consider Leinie’s to be craft as well
If so, then carry on
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
I still consider Blue Moon craft beer.
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"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
Fair enough
We’ve had enough beer snobbery all around today, there’s no reason to do it again
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
I've been looking
for a “oh no here we go again” image but no luck.
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by Bourbon_Meyer on Dec 30, 2010 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not a beer snob at all
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I was referring to where that conversation could go
Unless it was nipped in the bud. Didn’t mean to cast aspersions
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
I assume you have a companion orange.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 30, 2010 4:01 PM EST up reply actions
Any beer that needs fruit
is one I can pass on
"I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach." - W. C. Fields
by W.C. Fields' Nose on Dec 30, 2010 4:02 PM EST up reply actions
Hoegaarden is pretty good on it's own, but great with a lemon
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Weihenstephaner Hefeweissbier is quite good on it's on, but better with orange or lemon.
Definitely worth a go.
by Never Leave College on Dec 30, 2010 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
I've never seen it there, although I've certainly looked.
But what else is new?
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 4:13 PM EST up reply actions
Out of curiosity, is that the Jewel on Broadway and Addison?
Because I think that’s more typical of Ceacescu-era Rumania than any period of Soviet decay.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 30, 2010 4:22 PM EST up reply actions
It's between Milwaukee and Ashland
in Wicker Park.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 4:23 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I could see that.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 30, 2010 4:26 PM EST up reply actions
only time I drink blue moon is if it's mixed with guinness
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by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 30, 2010 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
I tend to not drink beer that requires one to add fruit to enhance the flavor
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by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 30, 2010 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
I mean I just didn't know the two beers were mixable
Like a black-and-tan, but more of a black-and-blonde. Sounds like one hell of a porno.
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yes it's very good, refered to as a "Dark side of the moon"
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by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 30, 2010 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
I still have some left over Guinness left in my fridge
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would you say you only drink it once in a blue moon?
LOLROFLWORDPLAY
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by Donovan Hamstain on Dec 30, 2010 4:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I wonder if Babe Ruth's ghost
runs around Yankee Stadium putting his thumb in people’s butts.
Everything in moderation, especially moderation.
Nah, it's probably too busy eating a bunch of hotdogs
And finding the ghosts of some late teen hookers.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 30, 2010 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
"Say, doll, howzabout you doff that training bra and we'll have a crackerjack time!"
I love green because money be green.
He's wondering around the parking lot, wondering where the hell the "house he built" went
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
wandering*
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
I am consierably older tha anyone else here
and prolly too old school. That said, I truly LOVE what the “younger generation” has done with the whole beer thing….but the fruit leaves me unimpressed.
"I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach." - W. C. Fields
by W.C. Fields' Nose on Dec 30, 2010 4:06 PM EST reply actions
I wasn't aware Mr. Fields was much of a beer drinker
I should think he was a whiskey aficionado. But that’s probably because I wish I was a whiskey aficionado.
I love green because money be green.
Damn, close enough....
we’re obviously out of our league here, but I love the place.
thisisfunbutthekeyboardthingishardamiright
by olderthaneverbodyhere on Dec 30, 2010 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
Me too, even if I dont get on hhere with quirte the regularity I'd like.
Wish I was as funny as some of these peole
"I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach." - W. C. Fields
by W.C. Fields' Nose on Dec 30, 2010 4:23 PM EST up reply actions
I spent an afternoon watching random clips of him on YouTube
I was a better man for it.
I love green because money be green.
That is always the case
when taking in the genius of Fields
"I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach." - W. C. Fields
by W.C. Fields' Nose on Dec 30, 2010 4:23 PM EST up reply actions
nonsense....
I’ll meet you at dawn, pistols???? I do agree with you on the beer thing though!! hint, before you answer the challenge…1946
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by olderthaneverbodyhere on Dec 30, 2010 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
You got me
1949
"I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach." - W. C. Fields
by W.C. Fields' Nose on Dec 30, 2010 4:13 PM EST up reply actions
above post meant to be here..drank plus old makes it happen
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by olderthaneverbodyhere on Dec 30, 2010 4:20 PM EST up reply actions
I'm glad we have your demographic on here
That said, nobody out-olds Another damn Dan, who was born in 1822. I have his picture.
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Ah, high school.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
yield!!! but just by a century or so..
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by olderthaneverbodyhere on Dec 30, 2010 4:17 PM EST up reply actions
Funny you posted that picture
Just found out lkast night that a cousin married into a family with a Ciivil War Medal Of Honor winner, who won it for saving a man named George Nixon, and yes, that name is familiar for a reason.
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by W.C. Fields' Nose on Dec 30, 2010 4:21 PM EST up reply actions
I see no problem with it
Do you not garnish your cocktails? Do you not garnish your meals?
To me it’s a logical progression that goes along with all the efforts spent in adding subtle flavors to beers. If a garnish allows you bring out those subtleties even more, then go with it.
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
whippersnapper!!!!
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by olderthaneverbodyhere on Dec 30, 2010 4:14 PM EST up reply actions
Here's the rule I learned early
Drink your beer with the fruit. Then drink it without. If it tastes better WITH the fruit, then find another beer. Learned that at the University of Corona.
"I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach." - W. C. Fields
by W.C. Fields' Nose on Dec 30, 2010 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
See that's your problem right there
You let Corona form your opinion on beer. Corona is not beer. Corona is Mexican piss water sold to HS kids and Sorority Girls
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
Well, I have to admit
it was a long time ago
"I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach." - W. C. Fields
by W.C. Fields' Nose on Dec 30, 2010 4:24 PM EST up reply actions
aha!
miller lite : me :: corona : you.
/stilstingingfromyourlogiclash
by haveagreatday on Dec 30, 2010 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, but I stop at fucking riming the glass
that’s for women.
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naw. It's just a thing people want on their mixed drinks. It's a pain in the ass to do, but I can so I'll do it.
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People also want cosmopolitans
and drink vodka in their martinis.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 4:20 PM EST up reply actions
best order I got a couple of weeks ago
“I’ll have a gin martini. Hold the Vermouth and the ice. Nevermind, just give me a shit load of gin with a couple of olives.” I laughed.
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I drink vodka martinis
mostly b/c Gin turns me into an intense, murderous angry maniac
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by Bourbon_Meyer on Dec 30, 2010 4:22 PM EST up reply actions
That's the idea.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 4:25 PM EST up reply actions
we have a hotel wide ban on tequila
for a similar reason
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I dont think I'm capable
of speaking in a normal voice after a few gins. EVERYTHING MUST BE SHOUTED INTENSELY
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by Bourbon_Meyer on Dec 30, 2010 4:27 PM EST up reply actions
1 + 1 = 2
NO NO NO I DISAGREE AND NOW I WILL TELL YOU WHY BUT FIRST I MUST PISS.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 4:28 PM EST up reply actions
ON MYSELF
BACK TO THE ARGUMENT! I THINK I WOULD RATHER HIT SOMETHING! WHY THAT HALF EMPTY JACK BOTTLE LOOKS LIKE THE PERFECT BASEBALL BAT! NO OFFICER, I DID SAY YOUR MOTHER WAS A WHORE!
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Moving in July with a gin hangover.
Would not recommend.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 4:32 PM EST up reply actions
YOU JUST DONT GET IT
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN CONSIDER FILLING UP WITH 87 OCTANE WHEN THE 85 IS THE SAME FUCKING THING AND 10 CENTS CHEAPER THATS FUCKING ASININE DID YOU NOT STUDY FUEL REFINING
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by Bourbon_Meyer on Dec 30, 2010 4:32 PM EST up reply actions
I'll be honest. most people who order a martini believe that the martini is a vodka based drink
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DING DING DING
That’s my complaint. “Martini” should imply gin, but it rarely does.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 4:26 PM EST up reply actions
My customers skew a bit older than the places most of you frequent
But I have never been bartending and had someone order a martini without specifying brand of liquor.
People order rail martinis? They deserve whatever toilet water they get then
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
The place I used to work at made millions on awful rail martinis.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 4:35 PM EST up reply actions
that's what we keep the popov and Burnett's for
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MMMM
“Barkeep, please lightly water down your shittiest clear liquor and serve to me in dog plz”
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by Bourbon_Meyer on Dec 30, 2010 4:37 PM EST up reply actions
If you're making ghetto martinis, I think vodka is your only option
I hate vodka as a rule, but cheap vodka >>> cheap gin.
There is no liquor worse than cheap gin.
I like good gin though.
I like to get drunk and yell at people on the internet
Hendricks FTW
Y’all can be beer snobs. I’m a liquor snob fo sho
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by Bourbon_Meyer on Dec 30, 2010 4:28 PM EST up reply actions
Margaritas and New fangled Martinis
It ends at Margaritas and specialty Martinis
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
YOU SEE THE MENU? THAT"S THE MENU. ORDER FROM IT.
Not really. I’ll experiment, but most of what people order off menu we can’t legally do (mostly mixing 3 or more liquors)
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yes. I don't write the rules, but yeah, it's against them
NC has some strange liquor laws
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Got to Wikipedia and look up liquor laws
Then learn why I love Wisconsin. It’s basically
Liquor Laws? LOL! Mind you, it’s not Nevada LOL but LOL nonetheless
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
First trip to vegas in august
Friend who lives there is taking us off strip to grab some cheap liquor and parks in a grocery store parking lot. I was dumbfounded at the ability to buy a $10 fifth of seagrams gin in a grocery store.
grocery store
Try gas stations, and drive through liquor stores. In Wisconsin, most grocery stores have liquor sections that would put all but the largest liquor stores to shame
When I was referring to Nevada LOL, I was referring to no closing time, statewide ban on Public Intoxication Laws, etc
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
SC has you beat
Used to serve all liquor out of airplane bottles and couldnt mix the drink for you.
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by Bourbon_Meyer on Dec 30, 2010 4:38 PM EST up reply actions
Mind you, most of ours make sense
that’s just weird
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Entire state of Oklahoma
Until like 1980-something. Bring your bottle of whatever with you, but get out by midnight.
I actually listened when my parents told stories.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 30, 2010 4:40 PM EST up reply actions
I'm NOT a garnish person.
If I order a mixed drink it better be liquor and mixers. SOME beers, with some food, will get garnished, but half the time they get in the way of alcohol consumption.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 30, 2010 4:25 PM EST up reply actions
I can respect anyone that doesn't have the time or the inclination to worry about the presentation of her drink
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
Flaming zest is fun
the problem I have is when people want a difficult and rare presentation in 30 seconds. A martini? sure. A Sazerac? Be patient
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN
YOU CAN’T GIVE ME MY CAIPIRINHA RIGHT THIS SECOND?
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
/thinks "you weren't going to tip me anyway, and you don't even know how it tastes, have fun with your pineapple juice"
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or lime juice and simple syrup with a stick in it
if you’re nice you might get rum
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
There is (was?) a place in Adams Morgan
where you actually would get your caipirinha about 30 seconds after you ordered it.
Of course, it was a Brazilian joint that went through Ypioca like it was water, so they were pretty much churning them out non-stop.
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the trick is the ingredients- it's not too tricky to make
but I would have to hunt to find cachaca
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
If you're not set up to make them regularly
mashing the limes and sugar can create a bit of a service delay.
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the muddling death eye is always nice.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"Who put pineaple juice in my pineapple juice"
W.C. Fileds, on a movie set, when someonebrought him the wrong thermos.
"I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach." - W. C. Fields
by W.C. Fields' Nose on Dec 30, 2010 4:49 PM EST up reply actions
MagicHat #9 sends me apricot flavors
which I like, but it is brewed in. Not sure why thatseems to matter to me, but I guess I want the flavors IN the beer as opposed to an add-on.
"I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach." - W. C. Fields
by W.C. Fields' Nose on Dec 30, 2010 4:17 PM EST up reply actions
Have you ever had any of their Odd Notion seasonals?
Winter contains green raisins, which is surprisingly good.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
Sounds bizarre
and a must try. Where is that stuff sold??
"I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach." - W. C. Fields
by W.C. Fields' Nose on Dec 30, 2010 4:26 PM EST up reply actions
You can usually find it in their seasonal 12-packs.
They’re at most liquor stores around here.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 4:29 PM EST up reply actions
I dunno. I'm not picky, with very few exceptions. If it gets me drunk, I drink it. I may also have a drinking problem.
By the way, you gonna finish that kerosene?
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Dec 30, 2010 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
I SAW IT FIRST.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 4:17 PM EST up reply actions
You're right about what the younger generation has done with beer
Our generation has taken the proud banner of sabotaging our already declining culture and taking it to new lows in most every realm. But we did pump up the microbrew thing, and that is definitely our crowning cultural achievement. Perhaps our only one.
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Well, if civilization is going down
we might as well be drunk for it.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 4:21 PM EST up reply actions
The motto for Gen Y (me) and beyond (all you little 'uns)?
I think we’ve found our battle cry ladies and gentlemen
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
I hope not beyond
because those kids are stupid as shit.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 30, 2010 4:27 PM EST up reply actions
Well I'm a Gen Yer, and I'm thirty-mumble mumble
So I assume most of the commentariot here is of whatever they call the generation after Y. the Me Generation seems a bit condescending.
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
I don't really know where i fall in the naming scheme
but if i do fall into the Me Generation designation i may just kill myself.
I just call my generation the "I Don't Give a Fuck What My Generation Is Called Generation.""
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Dec 30, 2010 4:41 PM EST up reply actions
Can we make a subset called "The I'm Not With Them Generation"?
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 4:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Or a "Why do we bother trying to name generations"
Cant we be the “Currently 20-30 years old” generation?
Well, I think that's where the Me comes from
A la Windows ME
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
I'm Gen Y-ish, too.
I never quite understand where “they” decide to make the breaks. But anytime someone 10 years younger than me speaks or writes I want to punch them in the face.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 30, 2010 4:42 PM EST up reply actions
Gen X is the children of the Baby Boomers, born post Vietnam
Gen Y is the people born in the late 70s up to about Reagan
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
So people born from 1984-1994 would be next. Yeah pretty, much anyone born in the 90s makes me question the Yuppie Generation of parenting skills.
by Chloe Denmark on Dec 30, 2010 4:52 PM EST up reply actions
Well, as a member of the boomer class...
All I can say is that we pretty much screwed things up for those who followed us. No apologies mind you, because, at the time, we didn’t relaize what we were doing. And probably still don’t!!! My tolerance for those younger increases as time goes on!
thisisfunbutthekeyboardthingishardamiright
by olderthaneverbodyhere on Dec 30, 2010 4:53 PM EST up reply actions
And well done
it has been
"I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach." - W. C. Fields
by W.C. Fields' Nose on Dec 30, 2010 4:30 PM EST up reply actions
That's enough of your Ford snark, Mike Rowe.
F-you right in your less-than-$50 pants.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Dec 30, 2010 4:06 PM EST reply actions
Mike Rowe's been a real ad whore lately.
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Dec 30, 2010 4:09 PM EST up reply actions
And yet somehow, he copes with the shame.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 30, 2010 4:12 PM EST up reply actions
I begrudge him none of his money
He spent the better part of the last few years getting the world to appreciate the people that do the really shitty but necessary roles that keep our society functioning.
Fuck it, cash in before people forget who you are
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
by stempke on Dec 30, 2010 4:14 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Seconded. AMEN. Recd.
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by gamedaytribe on Dec 30, 2010 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
Not to mention
the shit jobs he himself occupied before getting picked up for Dirty Jobs. He used to sell stuff on QVC, for Freeman’s sake. Listen to “Wait, Wait” from a few weeks ago for a hilarious story about how he got fired from that gig.
"Wer viel Bier trinkt, schläft gut. Wer gut schläft, sündigt nicht. Und wer nicht sündigt, kommt in den Himmel!" Martin Luther
Great Show
And a seemingly great guy. Has a palpable disdain for people who whine about their jobs or complain that there aren’t any jobs out there. He really dislikes the welfare nation we’ve become.
Hey K State
Your trick play<Cuse’s trick play.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
DERP2DERP
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
So much derp
I don’t know if I can handle it
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"Its too bad that NHL is taken because the National Football League has become the National Hypocrite League" Mark Schlereth
Canal Street Chronicles resident Steelers Fan
by WVPiratesfan on Dec 30, 2010 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
I get excited every time Josh Cherry misses a field goal
Because I ran against (and beat) him in high school track. Somehow he wound up with a scholarship to kick at a D-1 program, and I ended up with five hundred dollars/semester to run at a D-II school.
"Ha-Ha!
Football."
He ended up with a scholarship to K State
You probably got a far better education than that.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
It's a coin flip at worst.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 30, 2010 4:17 PM EST up reply actions
Teamwork!
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Dec 30, 2010 4:15 PM EST reply actions
Jim Boheim is the only big deal in Cuse
"That's like Swede on Swede violence."-Randy Hahn
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
thanks to fucking sportscasters being unable to tell the difference between a reverse and an end-around
I now am never sure which is being executed. Life sucks…
Judge harshly, judge often
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Does the ball reverse direction?
If no, then it’s not a reverse.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 4:24 PM EST up reply actions
Announcers should be fired
Count the hand offs. WR come from the end and run around the formation? End around.
At war with the concept of the Venn Diagram
by Bourbon_Meyer on Dec 30, 2010 4:24 PM EST up reply actions
right, but it's like that damn study about conformism
where a subject taking a test is unaware that the other subjects in the room are purposely answering wrong and to the point that the subject taking the test will start to change his answers to match the group
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by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 30, 2010 4:27 PM EST up reply actions
thank you, I'm a business major
so my only psychological study is “do they like it? then sell it to them till they don’t want it no more…”
Judge harshly, judge often
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by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 30, 2010 4:31 PM EST up reply actions
Does the Split End
Take the ball from the QB and go around the defense, with no middle man
Then it’s an End Around
/was my favorite play to run back in the day
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
We called it the Jet Sweep
But the Jet Sweep requires you to go deep into the backfield so it’s less likely to be a surprise. It’s more meant to keep the backside LB home.
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
More Derp
Sure hope there isn’t as much of this tomorrow,
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I could watch that all day
"That's like Swede on Swede violence."-Randy Hahn
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
You're a rat bastard.
(Of course, since I generally approve of rat bastardy, I guess that’s a compliment.)
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
is that 'whoopwhoopwhoop'
ala Three Stooges or helicopter blades? I just want to get the sound right in my head…
Judge harshly, judge often
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 30, 2010 4:28 PM EST up reply actions
Man if he rotated a little more
He could’ve landed on his feet and sacked the quarterback for the ESPY play of the year.
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Recd for the sheer genius this is, Bubbaprog (and shared with another blog)
Genius.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 30, 2010 5:18 PM EST up reply actions
Please don't tell me an inspirational story, ESPN D squad
Please?
I love green because money be green.
You're fucked.
ESPN has to draw in the non-sports fan demographic into their midafternoon C-Level Bowl game broadcast somehow.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 30, 2010 4:30 PM EST up reply actions
OVERCOMING ADVERSITY
By ESPN’s definition, I overcome adversity every time I get away with a stupid decision.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 4:30 PM EST up reply actions
I think that was a mistake made by the Worldwide Leader's HR Department.
But that’s just me.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 30, 2010 4:32 PM EST up reply actions
I'd like to give them that benefit of the doubt
But they’re evil, man. Straight evil.
I love green because money be green.
they did take away the bike rack
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Dec 30, 2010 4:35 PM EST up reply actions
You mean we shouldn't respect Colt Brennan?
iirc, felony burglary, trespassing, and some sort of rape/sexual touching offense.
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In terms of trying to help his team win the mythical Fulmer Cup title of 2004
Yeah, you should. Seldom does one young man go all out for his team that way.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 30, 2010 4:38 PM EST up reply actions
Oh God, something terrible is coming up next.
Tom Rinaldi is around the corner, isn’t he?
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 30, 2010 4:28 PM EST reply actions
Fortunately, they did not have to break
the glass encasing Chris Conelly.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 30, 2010 4:31 PM EST up reply actions
Ah, human interest stories in my sports programming.
All we’re missing is narration by Bob Davie and we hit the trifecta.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 30, 2010 4:29 PM EST reply actions
HE WAS BORN WITHOUT PATELLAS BUT PERSEVERED TO BECOME COUNTY LUGE CHAMPION
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Dec 30, 2010 4:30 PM EST up reply actions
There's another gif for you Bubbaprog
"That's like Swede on Swede violence."-Randy Hahn
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
"High contact"? Was that the penalty?
far out, man
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by Donovan Hamstain on Dec 30, 2010 4:33 PM EST reply actions
You're telling me.
Big Ten approved.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 30, 2010 4:34 PM EST up reply actions
The 9th Circuit approves of this interpretation
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Sorry, not political, just trying to be funny
I like to get drunk and yell at people on the internet
The Supreme Court overrules your interpretation.
Because they said so, that’s why.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 4:37 PM EST up reply actions
You mean the Supreme Court does reason their way to a decision
They just choose the answer they want then stretch for whatever bullshit they can to justify it?
/notpoliticalcausebothsidesoftheaisledoit
//eventheconlawprofsadmitit
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The dartboard is in the shop this week.
/not political i mean they constantly screw up the most basic common sense interpretation of what a word means
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 4:40 PM EST up reply actions
I like Brennan if only because he's completely up front about how cynical his process is
“I want this result. If I have to throw in some other bullshit another justice wants in order to get my way, so be it.”
I love green because money be green.
Dude
Reading The Brethren right now.
Ridiculous. Just ridiculous.
I love green because money be green.
Ha I actually just started that
Lake just sat through CIA dude’s shpiel telling him to run for president
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What'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis?
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 30, 2010 4:41 PM EST up reply actions
DERP.
It is so ordered.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 4:42 PM EST up reply actions
U MAD?
Judge harshly, judge often
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 30, 2010 4:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh I hate that man
He can somehow make me (a gun collector approaching 100 firearms) disagree with a decision to overturn a gun ban, by not understanding anything about guns.
/end political rant.
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
/judicial notice'd
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 4:46 PM EST up reply actions
He ought to know, he's a big duck hunter
Maybe just shotguns though.
(Probably shoots 9s out of his 20 gauge)
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Ok, I wasn't going to bring it up
But he wrote an opinion that a hand gun ban (in DC I think) was unconstitutional. His reasoning was that a “Handgun is the perfect weapon for home defense because it allows the user to have one hand on the weapon, while allowing the other hand to be free to call the authorities”
That’s just what I want a Suburban housewife firing her .38 wildly near an intruder because she is trying to make a fucking phone call with the other hand.
It’s even more disturbing that he is familiar with shotguns, you know the actual perfect weapon for home defense, because you will hit what you point at regardless of training.
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
Heller is the case you're referring to
Yeah he didn’t put a lot of thought into that. In fairness, that was more an aside comment than anything and not particularly important to his reasoning or the holding. Most of the opinion was constitutional interpretation of the 2nd Amendment.
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That's the point
If he didn’t know what he was talking about in terms of the gun usage, just stick to the constitutionality of the law. By feigning expertise in firearms he makes the entire opinion suspect.
It’s okay to say, “I don’t know what the proper weapon for home defense is, but I know that limiting ones choices is contrary to the 2nd Amendment”
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
Constitutional InDERPretation You say!?
Ignore the partisany headline. he makes some interesting points. http://voices.washingtonpost.com/ezra-klein/2010/12/what_the_tea_party_wants_from.html
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 30, 2010 5:26 PM EST up reply actions
That's pretty good, but he does neglect one thing
I can’t remember the case, but I vaguely remember Brennan concluding, "well, if it’s iffy whether or not the legislation is constitutional, and Congress says in the legislation, “this shit is constitutional,” then we’ll treat it as such."
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I like that Paraphrase
I also wanna’ run for Congress* just so I can take that opinion and stretch it to some pretty absurd lengths. I’m talking, Great Danes have to wear pants in public kinda’ weird.
*Not Really, I’m no Sadist or Masochist and they get to be both
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 30, 2010 5:43 PM EST up reply actions
BY WEARING PANTS IN PUBLIC GREAT DANES ENGAGED IN AN ACTIVITY WITH SUBSTANTIAL RELATION TO INTERSTATE COMMERCE
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by Old South on Dec 30, 2010 5:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This could actually get into a directly relevant political argument so I'll refrain from such
But yeah, Interstate Commerce Clause leads to some interesting conclusions
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 30, 2010 5:47 PM EST up reply actions
Kinda seems to me that in this day and age
unless the seller is specifically engaged in selling local product solely within the state, you can apply the Interstate Commerce Clause to damn near anything anymore.
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Well yeah but
Fuck Clemson, that’s why.
I’m tapping out on this thread before it morphs even weirder. Besides, I got new booze to try tonight. Rogue Pink Spruce Gin and Dead Guy Whiskey! Though ideally not in the same glass
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 30, 2010 5:52 PM EST up reply actions
Causation! Also Rec'd for absurd reality
Here’s a little bit from the same author that just hit the wire. http://voices.washingtonpost.com/ezra-klein/2010/12/yes_the_constitution_is_bindin.html
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 30, 2010 5:48 PM EST up reply actions
Shotguns, you say?
/katko v. briney’d
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 5:28 PM EST up reply actions
Deadly Force has it's limitations
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 30, 2010 5:30 PM EST up reply actions
How does one protect that which has no value?
/rocket docket’d
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 5:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, your curveball is breaking 2 and a half feet
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 30, 2010 5:35 PM EST up reply actions
Best thing about Texas
You can shoot the repo man if he doesn’t identify himself before trying to jack your car.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Repo shit gets whacked out
Poor rural areas frequently have repossessions turn into Mexican standoffs.
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Hey Now
I ain't got time fer nonna' yer ding-dang terr' -Charlie Prides Ghost
by ZombieJackTatum on Dec 30, 2010 5:37 PM EST up reply actions
I see your Scalia
And raise you a Thomas.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 30, 2010 4:43 PM EST up reply actions
Is that a raise?
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 30, 2010 4:43 PM EST up reply actions
I guess more of a check.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 30, 2010 4:44 PM EST up reply actions
C Everett Koop wants in on this
Yeah baby…
Judge harshly, judge often
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 30, 2010 4:44 PM EST up reply actions
Bill Bennet is willing to take all the action you want on this, all while decrying the decline of morals in America.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 30, 2010 4:47 PM EST up reply actions
Thomas hasn't spoken during an oral argument in 4 years
He thinks it’s just the justices arguing amongst themselves and not really trying to inquire into the counsel’s reasoning.
(He’s right).
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Yes, but I love how his refusal to recognize the 14th Amendment has completely marginalized his role
I love green because money be green.
Incorporation FTW.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 30, 2010 4:47 PM EST up reply actions
My favorite opinion of all time was a Con Law Dormant Commerce Clause case
It went something like this:
Thomas, dissenting
There is no dormant commerce clause.
[fin]
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There's a old Kansas premises liability case that contains this sentence:
“We know women tend to spend many hours shopping without purchasing any goods.”
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 4:48 PM EST up reply actions
That's pure gold
I love it whenever someone employs the last-gasp “everybody knows” gambit.
I love green because money be green.
PURE DICTA UP IN THIS BITCH YO
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 4:51 PM EST up reply actions
When I'm a Supreme Court Justice
I will definitely throw in some memes.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 4:54 PM EST up reply actions
Thank you.
It will add some much needed levity.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 30, 2010 4:55 PM EST up reply actions
I anxiously await
the day you write the famous four-letter dissent: “O RLY?”
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by jonfmorse on Dec 30, 2010 4:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Dissenting troll
is dissenting.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 4:56 PM EST up reply actions
DISSENT NEEDS MOAR ANIMATED .GIFS
When I’m a Supreme Court justice, I’m hiring Bubbaprog and LSUFreek as permanent law clerks
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YOUR WITNESS
At war with the concept of the Venn Diagram
by Bourbon_Meyer on Dec 30, 2010 5:00 PM EST up reply actions
I picture it more along these lines
ACS, J, Dissenting
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
Justice
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
ACS, J, dissenting
HERP
OLD SOUTH, J, joins in the dissent
A DERP
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 5:02 PM EST up reply actions
Okay, I real-life LOL'd at that
And my brother looked at me quizzically.
I love green because money be green.
So let's say a corrupt business owner from, lets say, Wisconsin
Needed Justices Secret and South to sway an important decision, regarding, for instance, his right to perform ritual sacrifices and operate a brothel, in theory. How much would it cost to get a couple of morally ambiguous SCJs in his pocket, hypothetically?
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
Free beer plz.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 5:12 PM EST up reply actions
$180k seems to be the asking price for things down here
Might have to charge you extra cause we’re gonna have to do some serious legal bullshitting to get away with that.
Best bet is maybe that penumbra of rights stuff that guarantees right to fuck, to obtain contraception, and to get an abortion. I guess we could extend that to a right to fuck a prostitute?
I like to get drunk and yell at people on the internet
I don't give a shit how you justify it
That’s what I’m paying you for. Just make it happen
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
WE DON'T HAVE JURISDICTION
/chickenshithandling’d ftw
I like to get drunk and yell at people on the internet
D00D STEMPKE'S CONTACTS AINT SUFFICIENT AT ALL
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 5:35 PM EST up reply actions
WWVW'd
or International Shoe
or Asahi v. Burger King
Shit I’m already forgetting my Civ Pro PJ stuff
I like to get drunk and yell at people on the internet
The correct interpretation of Burger King
is why on earth did you buy a Burger King franchise?
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 5:38 PM EST up reply actions
i wanted it my way?
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Dec 30, 2010 5:38 PM EST up reply actions
Said Burger King franchise
was located in Detroit.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 5:39 PM EST up reply actions
Is failing to perform the duty for which you were bribed a capital crime
Because it’s about to be? It’s my right to sacrifice Boston College Football players
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
You've probably seen this in property
But go lexis 169 A.D.2d 254 if you haven’t already.
The rest of you, google Stambovsky v. Ackley and good luck finding the full opinion to read. It’s quite entertaining.
I like to get drunk and yell at people on the internet
Attempted recission of contract
for sale of haunted house.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 5:01 PM EST up reply actions
was it Red Herring all along?
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Dec 30, 2010 5:03 PM EST up reply actions
Classic.
“The existence of a poltergeist is no more binding upon the defendants than it is upon this court.”
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Hahahaha
“…in his pursuit of a legal remedy for fraudulent misrepresentation against the seller, plaintiff hasn’t a ghost of a chance…”
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
He's here all week, folks.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 5:10 PM EST up reply actions
I'm just amazed by this one.
I don’t think a single possible opportunity to throw in a word that evokes spooky shit was missed.
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I assume you've read Cordas v. Peerless Transp. Co.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 5:15 PM EST up reply actions
One of my favorites.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 30, 2010 5:19 PM EST up reply actions
O, HOW FORTUNA'S WHEEL HAS SPUN!
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 5:20 PM EST up reply actions
Welcome to America
The most litigious society in the history of humankind. By a sizeable margin.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 30, 2010 5:21 PM EST up reply actions
So law students
can get the whole opinion, but non BAR people have to google for it?
There some BAR only site or something?
We get access to LexisNexis and Westlaw through our law schools
That allows us to access anything ever. Law firms spend insane cash on those. (A routine search like you’d do in google is ~$200, and can get as high as $1500 if you search every legal database at once).
You could access it yourself if you went to your local law school and looked it up manually in an actual, physical book (if those still exist).
I like to get drunk and yell at people on the internet
In Mississippi
there is a battery case involving a man and a women in a bar where the dismissal was affirmed “because there is no harm in asking.” Or so the story goes.
by haveagreatday on Dec 30, 2010 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
HOW CAN I MAKE THIS ABOUT ME BEING CATHOLIC?
OH WAIT “TRADITIONAL VALUES” THERE WE GO.
I love green because money be green.
Plus 6 of the 9 Justices are Catholic.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 30, 2010 4:46 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I guess this is where I should point out that I'm also Catholic
A Papist all the way, me!
I love green because money be green.
As a Catholic myself, I always loved that word.
Has a nice, nostalgic feel to it.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 30, 2010 4:48 PM EST up reply actions
Not many of them are so obviously basing their jurisprudence in it, though
IMO, of course.
I love green because money be green.
Isn't Scalia anti-Vatican 2 or some crazy thing?
I like to get drunk and yell at people on the internet
It wouldn't surprise me.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 4:50 PM EST up reply actions
Ayup.
None of that “communicating with the Hellbound” for Nino.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 30, 2010 4:52 PM EST up reply actions
According to a biographer of Scalia:
“Justice Scalia is a conservative Roman Catholic who told me the Second Vatican Council (which excised Latin and liberalized the Catholic liturgy) was not on his "hit parade." He was always looking around for the right place to worship. When his nine children were young, he hauled the clan from their suburban Virginia home to downtown Washington, D.C., for a remaining Latin mass at St. Matthew’s Cathedral and, when living other places, drove miles each Sunday to a just-right church.”
So…yes.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 30, 2010 4:52 PM EST up reply actions
Yep
Him and Mel Gibson must be BFFs
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
No, no, no, please no!
May I remind you that this is a college football blog. Some of us come here just to get away from scary stuff like that pic. You might as well start posting my todo lists. What next? A reminder to take out the garbage?
/shuffles off to recover from mental stress induced
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 30, 2010 5:21 PM EST up reply actions
Mental stress, you say?
IIED $$$
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 5:22 PM EST up reply actions
Out of my way!
I will throw a vicious elbow at you.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 30, 2010 5:26 PM EST up reply actions
I'm surprised they deigned to make their reasoning so plain.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 30, 2010 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
He dissents.
Because he can, that’s why.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 30, 2010 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
David Souter nods
Judge harshly, judge often
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 30, 2010 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
My con law professor (1 and 2) clerked for souter
And is a very tight textualist. Tis funny.
I like to get drunk and yell at people on the internet
Don't they mean "contact high?"
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Dec 30, 2010 4:37 PM EST up reply actions
Ahhhhhhhh
Mom’s home cooking, football, and Dad screaming at the computer while playing Red Alert 2.
It really is the holidays.
I love green because money be green.
Vaary nice
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
High Contact!
"That's like Swede on Swede violence."-Randy Hahn
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
you can see the shockwave coming off it
Judge harshly, judge often
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
by Oscar Whiskey on Dec 30, 2010 4:37 PM EST up reply actions
I hate BS calls like this.
I really do.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 30, 2010 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
Eat more grass
And it will all go away
"That's like Swede on Swede violence."-Randy Hahn
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
That's exactly how it's done
He’s even attempting to wrap up
That got a flag? I must have missed it
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
Badly receding hair line Christian Bale really unnerves me for some reason
Judge harshly, judge often
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
oooooh we have a game
This one is actually pretty good
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Every time Wendi says "battle of top tier QBs"
She sounds like she believes it less and less
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
please someone tell them something else to compare a slippery surface to
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Dec 30, 2010 4:48 PM EST reply actions
Holy shit.
There was just a hell of a rear-ending outside my window.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 4:51 PM EST reply actions
I just saw Chicago in London
the musical. It was… off.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
But was it better than "Red Ships of Spain"?
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Dec 30, 2010 5:08 PM EST up reply actions
Vehicles involved
or something more interesting?
"I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach." - W. C. Fields
by W.C. Fields' Nose on Dec 30, 2010 4:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well played, sir.
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Dec 30, 2010 4:54 PM EST up reply actions
Why would i want to cut off either of my feet?
Likes Pi.
by Duck Notre Fame on Dec 30, 2010 4:52 PM EST reply actions
diabetes
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
to continue to fuck with people in Vancouver?
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Dec 30, 2010 4:53 PM EST up reply actions
"The officials are doing a great job"-Doug Marrone
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 30, 2010 4:53 PM EST reply actions
"You a goddamn lie!"
I love how everything Michael Irvin says sounds like an NCAA recruiting violation.
Holy Shit Gene
Needs moar leather
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
So, how many goddamn lawyers or law students are on this site, anyway?
We’re essentially like a plague of locusts in this beyotch.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 30, 2010 4:55 PM EST reply actions
I think every single person here
either is a lawyer or engineer, or started on one of those career paths then jumped off.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
I was starting to feel left out
until you threw medical in there.
"I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach." - W. C. Fields
by W.C. Fields' Nose on Dec 30, 2010 4:59 PM EST up reply actions
Honestly, I only threw in the "started on" caveat to cover myself
But since I spent most of my career as a system administrator, I still land squarely in the anal-retentive hyper-professional category anyway.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
The Law Firm of EDSBS.
Sorry we’re late, Your Honor, the Pinstripe Bowl was on.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 5:08 PM EST up reply actions
Sir I Object!
I was promised a drunk lawyer! This man is clearly on drugs. He claims to have been watching something called Syracuse Football playing a “Bowl Game” in New York
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
YOU SHUT UP AND LET ME DO THE TALKING.
/swigs gin
//hic
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 5:18 PM EST up reply actions
At least I didn't puke on juror #4 this time.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 5:24 PM EST up reply actions
Well, it was her fault.
All that swaying and splitting into three. She was asking to be barfed upon.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 30, 2010 5:24 PM EST up reply actions
Besides, you weren't there at the time.
It was someone who looked like you.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 30, 2010 5:29 PM EST up reply actions
That might be the first Law Firm to turn down a case on the grounds that
burning down the Judge’s home over a previous decision renders counsel unable to argue the case
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
I don't know, but this thread is running you about 1,537 billable hours so far.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Dec 30, 2010 5:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Nah.
These hours are still getting billed. That’s what the paras are for.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 30, 2010 5:16 PM EST up reply actions
It's research.
We’ve gone into case sites above.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 30, 2010 5:20 PM EST up reply actions
Also billable.
You were clearly mentally composing a closing statement.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 30, 2010 5:27 PM EST up reply actions
I find her to be quite cute
And not in a sexual way, more in a “I need to protect from the idiots and mongoloids you work with” way
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
About a decade ago
on DC-area Comcast, Sage was just flat adorable.
She’s not aging well, to my eyes.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Is it because she looks like a praying mantis?
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 30, 2010 5:03 PM EST up reply actions
Sage has nice hair and an even nicer face to me,
but she’s too skinny for my tastes. It works for her, though.
I love how everything Michael Irvin says sounds like an NCAA recruiting violation.
I should be clear that I have no beef with her appearance
I just don’t like her reporting style. Again, it’s nothing I can put my finger on.
I love green because money be green.
Syracuse score points?
That’s unpossible.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Syracuse pulls the Grammatica play!
Injured on the celebration.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
whoa, spooky
this blog is now legally haunted
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Dec 30, 2010 5:28 PM EST up reply actions
ah, the celebration self-injury
or “Gramatica” for short
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Dec 30, 2010 5:24 PM EST reply actions
Ha.
Aptly named after a K-Stater.
Or the brother thereof.
Aren’t there like 8,031 Gramaticas kicking in football?
I don't have time for any of this... and yet... here I am.
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Dec 30, 2010 5:27 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know, but
I do miss the Florida State tradition of abducting kickers from Poland.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 5:28 PM EST up reply actions
Do you know how much you have to drink to for your drunkeness to require a deportation hearing?
Because Sebastian Janikowski does
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
It doesn't matter.
HAHA YOU CAN’T GET RID OF ME AMERICA.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 5:33 PM EST up reply actions
Ah the little known "So what" defense
It’s rarely used, but when it’s used correctly, it’s masterful
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
I miss the kicker being caught with roofies
Then claiming they were for use on himself. Those were the glory days of FSU.
He's a good kid!
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Dec 30, 2010 5:35 PM EST up reply actions
Love the "Gramatica"
And how appropriate for a KSU game?
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 30, 2010 5:28 PM EST up reply actions
This reminds me of the Florida - Ohio State MNC game.
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
Towel-waving assistant coach in the background behind Bill Snyder.
NEVER FORGET.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Dec 30, 2010 5:27 PM EST reply actions
Frank Beamer feels disrespected by that last side conversation.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Why is it that every time they show Bill Snyder
I feel like he’s going to tell me to “Sit down over here sonny” and then tell me a story that is both horrifying and captivating at the same time
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
Man, Harper tossed the ball at the ref
and nailed him right in the kisser.
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An actual even boowl game for once
Yay?
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Iowa v Mizzou wasn't bad
but yes to your point
"I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach." - W. C. Fields
by W.C. Fields' Nose on Dec 30, 2010 5:33 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah
You’re from Syracuse, you should know that muscles do not stretch as well in the cold
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
That'll learn ya!
Call on touchdown on me, I’ll fuckin kill you.
/Floyd the roommate in True Romance.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 30, 2010 5:37 PM EST up reply actions
If your last name is pronounced Roundtree, regardless of spelling, you better be a Bad Mutha...
/shuts mouth
//shows self out
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
oof knees don't bend that direction
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Dec 30, 2010 5:40 PM EST reply actions
Okay, who was just inspired to switch to Coke Zero
by that commercial?
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
But zero calories,we gots to drink alla deez!!!
Quo vadis,Snoop?
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 30, 2010 5:42 PM EST up reply actions
Is anyone else random loud buzzing sounds on the ESPN3 feed?
Is it the derp alarm?
I like to get drunk and yell at people on the internet
i was getting that but assumed it was because my ancient laptop can barely handle both these windows
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Dec 30, 2010 5:44 PM EST up reply actions
It's been strangely entertaining
I expected a borefest and missed the 1st half but this has been a fun 3rd quarter.
top 5 on the blacklist, fuck yea
and i’m beating their ass with Vic’s Supra
Every 14 Seconds. Early, Often, And Without Remorse. WTD.
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
Did Syracuse strap on the feed bag
at Northeastern and Hofstra?
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
Because coaches go all over the country chasing down scholarship kickers
when a benchwarmer on their local soccer team is probably better.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 5:46 PM EST up reply actions
Ehem
That’s intramural football team you’re looking for
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
Precisely.
The Charles got into a public shitfight with Kai Forbath.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 5:51 PM EST up reply actions
But he went to Notre Dame Prep
How could he not go to Notre Dame?!?!?!
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
Apparently
throwing down absurd ultimatums is not a successful recruiting tactic.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 5:54 PM EST up reply actions
California football DISAGREES. (Our kicker is so lovable but so, so mediocre.)
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Wobble wobble wobble
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 5:45 PM EST reply actions
And Syracuse
goes back to being Syracuse
"I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach." - W. C. Fields
by W.C. Fields' Nose on Dec 30, 2010 5:45 PM EST reply actions
oooooooo
Every 14 Seconds. Early, Often, And Without Remorse. WTD.
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
"Soft edge"
Words any DC would be proud to have used on his team
"I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach." - W. C. Fields
by W.C. Fields' Nose on Dec 30, 2010 5:47 PM EST reply actions
How did Cuse score?
ESPN 3 went bye-bye on me for a moment.
"That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
by Bob Genghiskhan on Dec 30, 2010 5:47 PM EST reply actions
Run left, run right, run for touchdown. (K-State showed blitz and Nassib checked to a run on the other side; touchdown.)
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
The K-State Coach who's been waving the towel?
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Dec 30, 2010 5:47 PM EST reply actions
oh fuck yea
Every 14 Seconds. Early, Often, And Without Remorse. WTD.
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
I refuse to believe what I just saw.
There’s no way in hell Coffman could have gotten downfield that quickly.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
So was that the QB Around?
Brian Griese: A chip off of the old moronic block
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 30, 2010 5:50 PM EST reply actions
Would it have killed them to put pinstripes on both teams' uniforms?
At least put Snyder in a nice double breasted suit or something.
PS- Syracuse fans are a combination of Jersey trash, Long Island entitlement, and upstate rage. It’s a strange mix that makes them absolutely miserable to deal with.
by KennyGregoryRockThaCradle on Dec 30, 2010 5:55 PM EST reply actions
Even the football fans?
I can understand the Orange basketball faithful being douchey, but years of losing should have softened up the football fanbase by now.
I love green because money be green.
Well, they do love to coast by on past glory
CSB: I went to the Jimmy V classic this year- Michigan State fans, Memphis fans, and Kansas fans were all pretty cool (it’s only an early season game, it’s a fun venue, etc.). Then there were the Orangepersons. I saw 6 of them get kicked out for fighting, and had tons of them yelling “2003!” in my face as often as possible (I’m a KU fan).
Congrats on renting Carmelo for a season, Cuse. You’ve clearly built from that into an unstoppable killing machine… except for you the years when you can’t even make the tournament. And I really give a fuck about ’03 with our old coach after my team won it all in one of the great title games of all time in ’07.
So if Jim Brown ever did something impressive against your school, I would expect to hear about it. Repeatedly.
by KennyGregoryRockThaCradle on Dec 30, 2010 6:25 PM EST up reply actions
That's why we have to find a way to beat TCU in 2012
They beat Jim Brown in a bowl game :).
I <3 football
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4th and 1 option on the narrow side of the field
BALLSY
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It's positively Addazian
Blind squirrel, etc
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Sort of.
Addazio would not have had Brantley audible out of the original play. Instead…
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 30, 2010 6:02 PM EST up reply actions
I heart that play.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 6:00 PM EST up reply actions
Wow, this game is actually pretty good!
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
It's pretty DAMN good.
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Dec 30, 2010 6:00 PM EST up reply actions
Hey you tarholes better fucking beat Tennessee tonight
Cause Fuck Tennessee
I like to get drunk and yell at people on the internet
If you like Tennessee
Then this whole judge bribery thing ain’t gonna work out
I like to get drunk and yell at people on the internet
I think he just has money riding on them.
What other possible explanation is there?
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by fortlauderheel on Dec 30, 2010 6:03 PM EST up reply actions
BTW, I was there for the end of the Kentucky game.
I actually cleaned up afterward.
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by fortlauderheel on Dec 30, 2010 6:06 PM EST up reply actions
That is, I helped clean up afterward.
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Dec 30, 2010 6:06 PM EST up reply actions
I had quite the rant on here after driving back from Knoxville
I thought the band’s halftime show was pretty awesome though.
I like to get drunk and yell at people on the internet
Oh, I was talking about the basketball game at Chapel Hill.
It was the longest time I spent cleaning up, but one of the more fun times. There were TONS of empty airplane size bottles of booze, all of which seem to have been brought by Kentucky fans since all of them were Kentucky whiskey. That is, except for one full, unopened bottle of scotch, which I was lucky enough to find.
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by fortlauderheel on Dec 30, 2010 6:20 PM EST up reply actions
It's not Tennessee.
It’s North Carolina.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 6:03 PM EST up reply actions
FUCK ADIDAS
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Everyone seems to be picking UT
UT’s best win this year was over UK. Their losses usually involved them hanging with good teams for a half then fading in the 2nd half. UNC is fairly good, has more talent and a good QB. What am I missing that makes people think UT will win and has Vegas only at UNC -1? Am I crazy?
UNC has problems
With Elzy out, they don’t have one of their offensive weapons, and their defensive problems are well-known.
by Alaska Hokie on Dec 30, 2010 6:03 PM EST up reply actions
It all comes down to how much UT improved I thinks
They were horrendously god-awful at the beginning of the year and got respectable by the end.
I maintain that if UK played UGA and UT at the beginning of the year we’d have beaten them both purty good.
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Bingo.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 30, 2010 6:10 PM EST up reply actions
Holy cow - they made it, finally!!! Cuse is going to regret that EP miss
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Wait, what?
Syracuse tried to run the ball and failed?
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So the 5 suspended Buckeyes had to promise not to go pro if they wanted to play in the Sugar Bowl
That’s some Mafia level extortion right there
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I liked something I heard
about how Tressel might suspend them for a half, and tell no one else before the game starts. He did something similar to a player in tOSU’s history who also had a problem going into a bowl game.
by Alaska Hokie on Dec 30, 2010 6:05 PM EST up reply actions
so what happens if they go pro
are they never allowed in Columbus ever again?
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by WVPiratesfan on Dec 30, 2010 6:04 PM EST up reply actions
What are you talking about
There’s NO WAY they could play in the Sugar Bowl then declare they’re pro. NO WAY AT ALL.
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You seem to be taking a legal perspective
I was taking more of a “there’s a blast furnace in Youngstown with your name on it”
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perhaps you should look in . . . THIS briefcase
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by Donovan Hamstain on Dec 30, 2010 6:05 PM EST up reply actions
Pretty smart of Tressel actually
He was really feeling heat from the locals to not let them play in the SB at all. This makes it all on the players, as it should be.
"I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach." - W. C. Fields
by W.C. Fields' Nose on Dec 30, 2010 6:05 PM EST reply actions
Do people in Syracuse
pronounce it “Serracuse” or “Seeracuse”?
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 6:05 PM EST reply actions
wow
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It's a Warning Track Meet. Holy Shit!
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 30, 2010 6:07 PM EST reply actions
"It's turning into a heavyweight fight"
I was thinking more like welterweight. Like Ward-Gotti. A great fight, but certainly not heavyweights
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
I rewatched a lot of his fights after watching "The Fighter"
Jesus, he’s like a 12 year old playing Fight Night Round 4. Just stand toe to toe and wail away, don’t bother moving.
I love green because money be green.
To the BAWDY! THAT’S WHERE HE’S GOT TO GO, TO THE BAWDY!
(Manny Steward ftw.)
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Or the two drunks fighting loudly for a woman who's probably not worth it
in my street right now
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Ok, monsters. Time to prepare for rock show, part the second.
Y’all have fun.
Beat the rush.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Dec 30, 2010 6:09 PM EST reply actions
Ham?
I don't have time for any of this... and yet... here I am.
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Dec 30, 2010 6:09 PM EST reply actions
Who has said naked more today?
A) Griese
B) Holly
"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."-John McKay
by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 30, 2010 6:11 PM EST reply actions
Donovan McNabb is watching this game
and jabbing icepicks into his groin, wondering why he couldn’t score on K-State.
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if it somehow gets tied up later, his mind will be blown by the overtime system
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by Donovan Hamstain on Dec 30, 2010 6:13 PM EST up reply actions
WOW
What a play.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 30, 2010 6:14 PM EST reply actions
HOLY SHIT WE JUST WENT PURPLE
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K-State is breaking out the trick plays
Hopefully they’re saving the Statue of Liberty for overtime.
by ElRocco337 on Dec 30, 2010 6:15 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
The throw was about 5 yards short
Not a good route either.
But it worked.
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what DERPCON are we on?
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i believe they've gone to plaid
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by Donovan Hamstain on Dec 30, 2010 6:23 PM EST up reply actions
"skating rink"
DRINK!
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by Donovan Hamstain on Dec 30, 2010 6:17 PM EST reply actions
Anyone else happen to notice that
the letter D is nowhere to be found in the words “Syracuse” and/or “Kansas State”??
"I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach." - W. C. Fields
by W.C. Fields' Nose on Dec 30, 2010 6:17 PM EST reply actions
Well, that fooled no one.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 30, 2010 6:17 PM EST reply actions
wat
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Well, I was hoping for some points in Bowl Pick 'Em.
But that doesn’t look like it’s going to happen.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 30, 2010 6:19 PM EST reply actions
I've got a whole 3 pts on Syracuse, and if that doesn't sound like a lot, you should see my string
of losses. At this point, I’ll take any win.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 30, 2010 6:21 PM EST up reply actions
I guess I have to root for Syracuse because I just remembered fuck Chris Harper
I love green because money be green.
yes, that too, of course (Oregon transfer, for those wondering)
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 30, 2010 6:31 PM EST up reply actions
Note for future Auburn Exploding Dog jokes
Apparently one of the Ag Laboratories actually exploded (thankfully no one was in there). Saw it on the news and it looked intense to say the least.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 30, 2010 6:21 PM EST reply actions
Since no one was injured, I can laugh, right?
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Dogs may have died
Tucker Carlson just called for your execution
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I'd be more indignant if it wasn't an obvious ploy to garner attention
I love green because money be green.
need pics of explosion
so that flying dogs can be photoshopped into it
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Okay, we need K State to hold 'em to a field goal here
Then go down the field and score as time expires, going for 2 to force OT.
MAKE IT HAPPEN COTG.
I love green because money be green.
You should know
that we purple people have painful and enduring memories of overtime.
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Sorry, but
FUCK CLEMPSON
"I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach." - W. C. Fields
by W.C. Fields' Nose on Dec 30, 2010 6:24 PM EST up reply actions
The field looks horrible
Also, whichever ESPN announcer that is doing this game sounds way too jacked up for the Pinstripe Bowl
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 30, 2010 6:27 PM EST reply actions
Yes, yeeeeeeeeeeeesss
All is going according to plan.
Anyone else wish Gus Johnson was calling this game?
I love green because money be green.
Normally I'd say yes
But he did call that double-OT nightmare against Xavier back in March, and I might actually have a coronary if he was calling this one.
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cockfingers strike again
The twitter
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defensive holding derp
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Uh, lolwut?
Defensive linemen can be called for holding?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 30, 2010 6:32 PM EST reply actions
This KSU QB reminds me of Bernie Kosar
not with his passing, but the way he “runs”
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by W.C. Fields' Nose on Dec 30, 2010 6:32 PM EST reply actions
lmfao
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BULL-SHIT BULL-SHIT SULL-SHIT
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Dumbest penalty ever?
gotta be in the running
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by W.C. Fields' Nose on Dec 30, 2010 6:33 PM EST reply actions
Unsportsmanlike conduct?
threatening to beat the local team on a local field… something SEC refs should be used to calling
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Wow.... And we just lost a game to a stupid celebration call
surprised it took that long, really
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Awful call
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
No
KSU was down 8 and scored to pull within 2. Excessive Celebration moved the 2 pt try back to the 17.
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
Ah, still gay
Really, Really awful
It’s a damn bowl game and theres a minute left, let the kids be excited. JFC.
Um, what? That was even more garbage than the A.J. Green "excessive celebration"
Are these refs SEC refs?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 30, 2010 6:34 PM EST reply actions
Jack Locker thought that was a bad celebration call
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by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 30, 2010 6:34 PM EST reply actions
THAT'S the penalty???
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by Donovan Hamstain on Dec 30, 2010 6:34 PM EST reply actions
We called playaction and that's what we're going to run daggummit.
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To paraphrase Mr. Kramer, that penalty was arbitrary and capricious
I love green because money be green.
Referee just decided a Bowl Game
I hope you’re happy, uptight referee
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Isn't scoring a touchdown inherently an "act that brings attention to yourself"?
by KennyGregoryRockThaCradle on Dec 30, 2010 6:35 PM EST reply actions
Yeah, that's true. Fucking bullshit wording.
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
by fortlauderheel on Dec 30, 2010 6:37 PM EST up reply actions
Attention to yourself ? Scoring the TD brings attention to yourself.
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If that was a penalty, how did that rcvr running parallel to the end zone yesterday
clearly for the intention to taunt get away without getting a whistle? wow….
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
How do you justify that to yourself after throwing that flag
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
There's going to be an apology issued
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What a horrible fucking way to decide an otherwise entertaining game
I love green because money be green.
Burning with fire
is too good for what I just witnessed
"I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach." - W. C. Fields
by W.C. Fields' Nose on Dec 30, 2010 6:38 PM EST up reply actions
FLAG THAT GATORADE BATH!!!
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by Donovan Hamstain on Dec 30, 2010 6:38 PM EST reply actions
Bonus: KState has a really good relationship with the local military base in Kansas.
It’s possible that was a tribute to them. They go and train with them in the offseason and everything.
by KennyGregoryRockThaCradle on Dec 30, 2010 6:38 PM EST reply actions
Even Doug Marrone seems disappointed to win like that
"Ah, that's repulsive, that's repugnant, that's recorrigible, that's retragnicent. These aren't even words. These aren't even wo...what am I saying, I don't even know. I can't go on, I can't go on anymore, make it stop." ~ Puppet Michael Floyd
And that's why we don't play bowl games in NY
Too close to Jersey, capiche?
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by Trouble's A Bruin on Dec 30, 2010 6:38 PM EST reply actions
Yeah, you go ahead and celebrate, you orange fucks.
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Syracuse fans:
I apologize for this particular outburst. It wasn’t your team’s fault, it wasn’t your fault. No reason for me to have taken it out on you. Heat of the moment, I guess.
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If "bringing attention to oneself" is the sole determinant of excessive celebration, then every single touchdown I've ever seen would have been followed by a 15 yard penalty
Good thing I don’t have any personal stake in this game, because if I were a Kansas State fan I’d probably be stroking out on the ground.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 30, 2010 6:39 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Nevermind that 90% of all defensive plays end in some jackass drawing attention to himself for making a tackle or breaking up a pass
That’s your job, and you do it how many times a game? Act like you’ve done it before.
Fire Chris Cosh!
What would I give for Hilburm to pull a Blount of that ref
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I missed it
Did KState just score a TD, celebrate a bit, and have it called not a TD because of it, to lose the game?
Replied to you above
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for a chance to win it, yes
because he SALUTED the crowd
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They scored the TD, the receiver did a quick salute to the crowd, and then the refs threw a flag
K-State had to score a 2 point conversion to tie the game, so obviously 15 yards made it pretty difficult, and they failed
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 30, 2010 6:40 PM EST up reply actions
Guys, I have to go get so shithammered
that I pass out in my own puke now. Enjoy the evening.
My new blog: Those Other Guys. Critiques welcome.
That call was so bad even Skip Bayless wouldn't defend it
He’d for once not be a contrarian fuck just to be a contrarian fuck.
I wanted Syracuse to win, and it's likely KS would not have made the 2pt conversion
But that was a TERRIBLE call. The excessive celebration rule is designed to stop taunting. It’s supposed to stop excessive celebration, not celebration. There is no way that salute was taunting. It was merely a celebration of a TD. And how about calling actual, explicit, unnecessary and distasteful taunting when it ACTUALLY occurs???
/shakes head.
/stupid refs.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Isn't a salute inherently NOT a gesture to draw attention to yourself?
A salute is made as a sign of respect or reverence to someone else, not yourself.
by KennyGregoryRockThaCradle on Dec 30, 2010 6:44 PM EST up reply actions
That's pretty bad wording there. What if he had smacked himself? Would that have
been a penalty too? Anything he does could be said to be calling attention to himself. People are watching him. Excessive celebration should be a penalty, merely celebrating is not. I know lots of players who point to the sky after a TD (like thanking God, etc). Should they be called? By definition, they are moving and making a hand gesture that will not unnaturally draw attention to themselves. A salute is communicating respect to the crowd, and any gesture he makes like pointing to the crowd would also have been flaggable then. It just doesn’t make sense.
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by gamedaytribe on Dec 30, 2010 6:49 PM EST up reply actions
You know what I hate?
When people, especially commentators, know that a call is fucking bullshit, and justify it by saying “well it’s what the rulebook says.” Fuck you. You know it’s a fucked up call, don’t try to justify it. It’s right to bitch about it.
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.
So whatever happened to UNC with all their agent/booster stuff?
Did they just have people suspended, or are they going to still get crushed by the NCAA?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 30, 2010 6:41 PM EST reply actions
I go there, and I don't even know.
inb4 basketball school jokes
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by fortlauderheel on Dec 30, 2010 6:44 PM EST up reply actions
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
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ATTN:
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This is an almost total orange-out
I hate Tennessee but I really
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Dec 30, 2010 6:42 PM EST reply actions
Before I go
Which fucking conference supplied the fucking fuckstick refs for this fucking game?
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Just remember
if a conference office is engulfed in hellish flame overnight, IT WASN’T ME.
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I believe it was a Big Ten crew.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Dec 30, 2010 6:51 PM EST up reply actions
BIG TEN
FUCK YOU BIG TEN
AND FUCK YOU NEBRASKA DON’T GIVE ME ANY OF YOUR CONSPIRACY THEORY BULLSHIT EVER AGAIN
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That celebration call
Made up for all the horse shit Syracuse was dealing with up until that point with the refs.
K State had what, 0 or 1 penalty in the game until that point and there were about 2-3 bullshit calls against Syracuse?
I consider it the worst timed make up call in history.
by Nick Petrilli on Dec 30, 2010 6:55 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
No one said it was a good call
Merely that there were a lot of bad calls in the game, and SU got the worse end of almost all of them.
I agree that there were a lot of bad calls.
I’m not so sure about SU getting the worst of them, though. Obviously, you’re going to say that, and I don’t even begrudge it; you don’t want to feel that you won a game you didn’t deserve to win.
Of course, I think the more reasonable perspective is that you didn’t deserve to lose… and neither did we. I’m not mad at Syracuse for this one; y’all just played a football game, and it was a great football game for 58 minutes. I posted something more in-depth about this as a comment over at TNAAM.
But when someone sniffs and says it was a justified make-up call, I’m going to get peeved about that one.
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Anyone see Tennessee's first touchdown????
Bray to Jones for a TD, with Jones doing a quick dance and salute as well as Bray running to celebrate with Jones saluting the whole way! NO FLAGS!
When I saw that penalty called, all I could think in my non-biased mind was “HORSESHIT!”
This has nothing to do with the game...
Yes, it does, actually. These podcasts are so awesome they make me almost give a crap about two mediocre teams playing a bowl game in New York City in late-December.
Thank god I'm home for winter break.
Manhattan is either very depressed or tanks from Fort Riley are rolling through Aggieville right now. And yes, I’m still fucking pissed. String these refs and our defensive coordinator Chris Cosh up by their balls.
by THETexasStateUniversity on Dec 31, 2010 2:07 AM EST reply actions
The refs giveth and the refs taketh away, dude
Without bad calls earlier in the game, the game is not close.
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