Late start this morning, but blame El Churro (seen above) and his insane schedule. He controls everything in Texas now, right down to whether Notre Dame players can cross the border into Juarez or not. Did you know when you cross into Texas from Louisiana, they put a sign reading "El Paso: 887 Miles" just to let them know exactly how teeny your state's geographical penis is? Just to inspire a hopelessness that wherever you are driving to, it has to go through Anton Chigurh's backyard, and that's IF he lets you live? (HT: House Rock Built.) Podcasts in process. Please hold.